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three squids in a trench coat ♡ 5’3 & scared of the dark ♡ don’t save my content and i don’t sell

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i cannot bounce on it i’m sorry i have bad hips and no rhythm
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i was lying someone date me and fall in love with me while i’m still hot before it’s too late cause i’m 30 and i won’t be this cute for much longer
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30 flirty and thriving!!! 🥳🎈 happy birthday to me!!
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gmmm (ignore the basket of clothes i’m a procrastinator)
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nothing bounces or jiggles when i walk you do not want me
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i’m 30 yrs old with no kids the only thing i’m doing for halloween is buying out my candy of choice and watching scary movies all day
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25 vs 30
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define ‘aged like fine wine’
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i know i’m 30 and should probably wrap it up.. but i need to be hot
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my rib sticking out looks grody
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using “:3” to hide the fact that i wanna fucking k*ll myself
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chat do we fw the dress
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wait why do i look so good in this dress..
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still living at home at 30.. yea im offing myself
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yall remember that surgery i had?? they butchered me 🥲 my hip shouldn’t still be purple right??
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pls ignore the dog hair on my shirt 💀
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now i gotta go to the doctor tomorrow looking crazy
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engagement dinner! (not mine 😭)
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imma be honest i might leave the nose rings out im kinda digging it
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these shorts actually fit again
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said you’re not in my timezone but you wanna be, where art thou? why not uponeth me?
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collarbones
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squid at the orchard ft. her big ass forehead
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this dress makes me want to be a countryside housewife 🍃🌷☀️
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@squiidbby
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can’t really tell if got anything done lol
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hair cut tomorrow!! yippie!!
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adam sandler? what are you doing here
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hellooo
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pick a selfie from ur gallery and turn it b&w
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squid got new glasses
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ofc i’m a woman of culture (i’ve watched lotr more than 100 times)
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if you don’t return the shopping cart i’m sorry but i don’t fuck with you. you’re a loser. a bum. the scum of society.
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if i don’t get to experience the physical touch and intimacy of another human being soon i’m jumping from the roof neck first
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yea
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@emzraline
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all the nerdy baddies i've met worn these exact glasses
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“you’re 30?! you’re so pretty there’s no way!!” ok. so what I’m supposed to be ugly at 30? get a grip
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they look so pretty :3
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i did them 🥲 i think they look ok lol
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i lied mwah
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to all the things i’ve lost on you 🎶
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they’re gone :p
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took out my nose rings omg i look so different
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suffering
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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if you don’t like skinny bitches just leave me alone!! you don’t have to be an asshole about it!
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what’s the moo-deng fandom name? moomers??
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why tf i look so grumpy all the time damn bitch SMILE
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i look better at 30 than i ever did in my early 20’s
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You gotta be a sick individual if you attracted to women over 30
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MY HOODIE AND PANTS CAME IN THEYRE SO COMFY
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i have a butterface but my body does make up for it
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omg so crazy haha 👀
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its date an older woman fall
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i’m gonna start bullying ppl who vape. yall annoying af
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No better way to hide the penjamin hits in public 😂
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bro wouldn’t hold still
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i slept like ass btw too old to be taking care of puppies fr
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you can’t tell but i’m running my fingers thru ur hair rn
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thank god for skin filters, the acne on the left side of my face is terrible 💀(peep the cute freckle on my bottom lip tho)
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we should be able to stone pedophiles to d*ath
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is somebody gonna match my freak (lotr extended edition marathon)
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ovulating and oomf is going crazy on the tl i need to go outside
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i want a marriage like my mom and dad have!! like 32 years together is insane and they’re still so in love! my dad still remembers what my mom was wearing when they met 🥺
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beach 🏖️
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gm
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craving… love and intimacy. gonna die a lonely loveless virgin.
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no that’s why i’m 30 and still live at home
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yeah sex is cool but like is anyone able to actually afford a home in this economy? like is home ownership still a thing? is it realistic and achievable? like actually can we talk about it
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i’m A but just a *little* bit fuller
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i’ve never been asked on a date but just in case it ever does happen to me. wtf does someone even wear on a date
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Happy Valentine’s Day!! 💘
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“i was born in 06” ??? that’s not even a real year to be born in be for real
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i might be old but i’m still a girl!! be nice!!
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nvm i just want love
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in need of: rich husband
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no titties, no ass, no college degree but
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tried to take an arch pic
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do NOT call me a hag i will choke you out
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hair: falling out face: breaking out mental health: spiraling
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i’m sorry but if we’re in the talking stage you shouldn’t be out here fucking other girls!! it’s a no go for me lol just leave me alone
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curls really popped off today 🙏🏻 just wish they weren’t frizzy
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still insane i got called a flat chested 30 year old hag 💀
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bf who makes me eat so i can gain weight and be healthy when
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i want a bf so i can rip pore strips off of his face and say “ew gross”
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no rizz but i can bake cookies
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we should totally kiss kiss fall in love
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*creeper noises*
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i could totally be a top.. right?
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feels like a dark eldritch being is possessing me (i’m ovulating)
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