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How to commit bank robbery in Splatoon 3
#Splatoon3
#NintendoSwitch
I did this the whole match in a turf lobby with 7 of my friends, you get 10k coins with no ticket by the end of the match
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This might be a problem...
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ALRIGHT TEAM GEAR REMEMBER WE NEED TO THROW IN THE FIRST HALF SO WE'RE NOT GIVING AWAY TRICOLOR TURF WAR BONUS CLOUT
READY? BREAK!
#splatoon3
#Splatfest
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Splatoon 3 players could never play chess because both teams have all the same pieces every game and they'd never stop complaining about it
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Glowflies with Grizzco Roller is a spiritual experience
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Sprinkler fish is a red flag. You and your partner's goals should align, and if they want the Splat Zone painted black, you just might not be compatible. I'd recommend splatting them and then breaking up with them, in that order.
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Booyah is the most powerful communication option the game gives you
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED we're not
#1
at halftime, so now we get clout bonuses for captures in tricolor! Let 'em have it, Team Gear!!!
#splatoon3
#splatfest
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This isn't fixed 🙃
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The trailer confirms that Harmony is in a constant state of sensory overload and total awe in response to the universe within her own brilliant mind.
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Make sure you know this essential tri-stringer tech!
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There's discussion about banning screen for accessibility reasons. People have been rudely dismissive of the idea without bothering to learn why, and it sucks for the people who have to keep explaining it. Just take a sec and read over the multiple different problems it's causing
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Splatling players are so easy to please. All I need to do is make another video where I tell people not to shot block them and they'd go to war for me.
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Acht is German for the number 8 for those who missed that in the Side Order trailer
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They're doing copyright takedowns on Twitter videos of datamining now? Thanks Nintendo! Very cool!
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Quick comparison of inkjet and crab changes since I thought to record before I patched the game for once
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Squeezer is fixed, and no one even abused it because they were all busy ruining every team comp by running painbrush in such great numbers that every lobby had 5 of them.
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Legitimately considering making a video about this clip alone
How does
@Crimmothy
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@CherryLimeSPL
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@MictlanHeroes
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Someone confidently told me from analyzing the trailer that the explosions from the fists didn't do lethal damage and I will never trust anyone in YouTube comments again
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It's totally valid to splat the other attacking players in tricolor. You get more points than the other attacking team if you're the winning team, and you are still competing against them in the splatfest. If you were meant to be cooperating you wouldn't be able to shoot them.
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I love that in the Splatoon community you can exclaim "Oh my cod!" and everyone understands and no one bats an eye about it.
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Ugh, why is everybody pushing snipewriter all of a sudden? I'm supposed to just be able to tell people that weapon is bad and face no consequences for it. You're telling me my take needs to be nuanced now? So cringe.
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I'm gonna predict Team Courage wins popularity for the same reason that everyone and their mom decides to name themselves Agent 4 or Agent 8
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Please give hydra crab tank please give hydra crab tank please g
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Please remember that important parts of our brain used for logical reasoning literally shut down under the influence of intense negative emotions. That thing you're about to yell on Twitter? Maybe take like 10 minutes to cool off away from the computer before you hit send.
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Rouge and Rogue are not the same word. It's roguelike, not rougelike.
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Y'all know Mr. Krabs isn't supposed to be a role model, right? Just making sure
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Nintendo made an oopsie
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You won't learn anything by rage-watching a teammate who underperformed in that game you lost. Not worth your time. Put it out of your mind and go next.
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If you've ever suffered an overuse injury from playing Splatoon, DM me about it! I'm looking for more information about what kinds of injuries tend to happen due to Splatoon's unique control scheme.
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Merry Squidmas and a very Booyah! New Year to both the veterans and the players who just got the game this morning!
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Nintendo just abruptly shut down Smash World Tour, a massive competitive Smash circuit. Their active, hostile interference with competitive play doesn't just affect the Smash scene; the precedent set for the Smash community has long affected us too. Let's protest this.
"Without any warning, we received notice the night before Thanksgiving from Nintendo that we could no longer operate."
Nintendo shut down the biggest Super Smash Bros. tournament of the year
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Mirror matches in tricolor are not that big a deal. You get to play the video game with cool lighting and Liquid Sunshine might play. No need to decide not to enjoy the game over it
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Uh oh
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I could post a video for absolute beginners about what the controller's buttons do and someone would still comment "I'm dead, y'all didn't know this??"
These comments put other people down to stroke your own ego. They are not helpful. Let newer players learn without judgment.
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They brought back Kraken
これは、新しいスペシャルウェポン「テイオウイカ」だ。
巨大なイカやタコに変身し、相手を蹴散らすぞ。
ジャンプで行える回転攻撃は、威力はやや低いが広い範囲を攻撃できる。
ZRボタンで行う突撃は、チャージが必要な代わりに、一撃で相手を倒すことができるぞ。
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🧵Hey, Splatoon TOs. This is so easy and so crucial to fix.
When you make a post ANYWHERE announcing/promoting a tournament, POST THE REGISTRATION LINK!
Don't be like 'the link is in the Discord which is linked in the description of this video that I'm linking you to now.'
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Shiver: "I hear good things about pyramid schemes"
Frye: "Say more about these schemes though..."
LOCK THEM UP
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Missile spam isn't the only thing that's good about missiles, y'all. Kshot fired missiles, used info from missiles to find players, and got on top of them with a strong slaying weapon while they were running away. There hasn't been an S3 missile weapon like that til now.
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LOOK AT HOW SICK THIS IS
Fierying made it but they don't have a Twitter account so I can't tag them
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"Roguelike" is a genre but it's not a game mechanic. There are roguelikes that are action games, roguelike that are deckbuilding games, arena shooters, all sorts of things, so it's weird that people are saying they're just generally "bad at roguelikes" in response to Side Order.
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OctoBoy made the visual design, gameplay, and community of Splatoon look amazing with this tool and Nintendo made a copyright takedown. His labor of love is a free ad for their game.
No matter how big I get, I'm not working with Nintendo until they stop pulling this bullshit.
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If I get rich enough to start hiring my friends, one of them is going to be responsible for scanning YouTube comments for questions or arguments that I explicitly, directly addressed in the video and passive-aggressively replying with the timestamp to that part of the video.
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No, NFT people, I am not interested in advertising for you. I'd call it selling out but it wouldn't even make me money because I'd just get cancelled immediately by my audience. Bad luck in your current endeavors, good luck in choosing better endeavors in the future.
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Emotional "venting" is something that is done with a willing, sympathetic listener. Outside that context, it's just raging, practicing the negative emotions, living in them longer than you would otherwise. You don't actually blow angry emotions out of your body when you yell.
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The Twitch Terms of Service update prohibits multi-streaming for anyone, not just Affiliates or Partners. If I were to comply with that rule, I'd ditch Twitch and be YT exclusive. If I don't comply, I either keep multi-streaming or they enforce TOS and...I become YT exclusive.
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Each floor of Side Order is confirmed to be different, looking like the roguelike rumors are well founded
The SRL Zoning Committee doesn't recall approving a permit for the Spire of Order, the strange tower looming over Side Order. The elevator only takes you up one floor at a time? And the floors change every time you get there?! Who reviewed these blueprints?
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It's an uncomfortable pattern I've noticed in my content that the more controversial my video is, the more views and watch time it gets. They're the videos more people see, but they're also the ones less likely to age well and more likely to trigger negative emotions.
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What's a piece of gaming or Splatoon terminology you didn't know when you started playing that you wish had been explained to you earlier?
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Still shocked the PuyoPuyo Tetris dualies are as underplayed as they are right now
gem's HORRIFICALLY UNINFORMED sizzle season tierlist
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@HUN2R
We need to go out of our way to make room for women so that more women feel welcome and will actually reach the top level before feeling alienated and dropping the game. It's an investment in unlocking a wealth of potential that's being stifled in the more toxic esports scenes.
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For people trying to squint at ink tanks
75: Beakon
70: Splat, suction, curling
65: Torpedo
60: Ink Mine, Toxic Mist, Splash Wall, Sprinkler, Fizzy
55: Autobomb
45: Burst, Point Sensor
40: Angle Shooter
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If you really think about it, all we have to do to prevent the Salmonid takeover is turn our internet off. Then the sky goes back to normal and there's no Big Run to be found.
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Alright, everyone start practicing on black and white mode to prepare for this
「スミナガシート」を使用している様子を記録した映像を入手した。
相手のシートに触れると、ダメージを受けるうえ、しばらくの間、視界の色が落ちて見えて、インクの区別がつきづらくなるようだ。
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@KGC_obito
This man is a misogynist and a con artist and allegedly a rapist and human trafficker. He's made it way harder for the boys and men who listen to him to build healthy lives. There's no defensible reason to present anything he says in a positive light or even to bring him up.
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Don't argue that your weapon is good because it's "annoying." You wouldn't call something "annoying" if it reliably splatted you or forced you to retreat every single time you entered a zone it controlled. If it's "threatening," now we're getting somewhere.
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Request I got on Metafy for a recorded VOD review followed by the match you get from the replay code they sent
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I regret to inform you that the sloshing machine hits through ceilings
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Today, I learned that people ship Vintage and Gloves from the manga.
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**student raises hand**
**call on student**
Student: I have a question
Me:...
Student:...
Me [internally]: Ah yes, raising their hand is only for permission to ask if they can ask a question, not to ask the question itself, how foolish of me =.=
Me: What's your question?
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People will comment on my short "wait, is Horrorboros really in Sonic Adventure 2" when they're already on YouTube and could just search "sonic adventure 2 final boss" and find out for themselves. Y'all make me worried you're not fact checking more important claims.
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Whoever decided to call it the Snipewriter gets an A in my class
SRL Ballistics again! We're done with Real Estate drama and here to talk about the Snipewriter 5H, a new charger that holds up to five shots. Its projectiles look like pencil lead but splat like ink—and the high-capacity mag can help YOU write the ending you want for your battle!
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Fantastic idea! Now people won't have reason to complain about mirror matches.
Looking forward to seeing what they switch to complaining about instead
From the next Splatfest on, you'll get Conch Shells after winning any x10, x100 or x333 battles! And now, even when you're battling against your own team, Conch Clash, x10, and x33 clashes can occur! Let's shower those winners with shells!
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Like I said. None of them are real. Nessie is cuter. Looks like I'm on Shiver's team again
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I still think it has value, but I'm seeing takes that kraken has no counterplay and, no, that's objectively false. Thinking that it needs to be killed to be counterplayed is short-sighted.
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Happy Pride Month! The Splatoon community is more colorful for having you exactly the way you are.
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Dear squids,
I apologize for not accepting your friend requests. The Switch allows you up to 300 friends, and I have 62,000 YouTube subscribers. Unless I have an explicit intention of playing with you in the near future, I cannot accept new requests.
-Gem
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THEY'RE REWORKING MAHI!!!
マヒマヒリゾート＆スパからお知らせだ。
「いつも当施設をご利用いただきありがとうございます。清掃および設備交換のため、10/16(月) 午前9時から大プールの営業を休止いたします。営業再開は10/18(水) 午前11時を予定しております。引き続きご愛顧の程、よろしくお願いいたします。」
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I always found it tiring how many anime are about beating the bad guys through the power of friendship, but apparently you weebs need the reinforcement because Team Money won the sneak peak. Get out there and give Cthulhu a hug, Team Love!
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*picks painbrush*
*opens gear menu*
Alright, let's see...what do I wear for bad frame data?
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The stream is supposed to start in 3 minutes but I'm experiencing some technical difficulties
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Certain sections of the rocket in story mode are unnecessary due to squids being able to fly.
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First impression just from reading the patch notes: this is the best balance patch we've had in Splatoon 3. Reaction video out tomorrow morning.
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tHiS iS cOnCeRnInG fOr NA
No it's not. When they do happen, break-ups are usually what's best for everybody involved.
Do I even need to say the line?
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While this is a good statistical point, I also think we shouldn't need to make this argument to get people to respect those that beat them in this competition. (1/2)
A little infographic for Big Run/Eggstra Work scores, and how overfishing ties into it
#Splatoon3
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The Tricolor stage is fun. Would I ever agree to play a tournament set on it? No, and I don't know how that would even work. But it's fun.
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Young man, have you played your SendouQ today? How are you supposed to grow up big and strong if you don't play your SendouQ?
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Updates from Twitter today: new special weapon, the "Super Chump" which creates a big cluster of fake super jump landings (more than 4 so idk who that's fooling) where dummies land that explode later. New Zap and Clash will have this. Zap gets autobomb, Clash gets curling.
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A standardized list of Splatoon 3 callouts has been created for use by the competitive community! The list can be found here:
and here's a video I put together announcing them and explaining what they are and how to use them:
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Online Browser-Based Tableturf, in case you weren't aware this was out there
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Hmm. So here's the thing. Alien life probably exists out there. But the grey aliens of Roswell, New Mexico are more thoroughly debunked than Bigfoot or Nessie. How specific are we being about "aliens?"
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This shouldn't be seen as such a hot take. People are telling the most prolific Splatoon content creator we have there's nothing to make content about in this update. I feel like a broken record telling y'all to stop getting pointlessly angry, for your own sakes.
I guarantee that the part of the Splatoon Community that complained about the Catalogue today.
Are not going to care tomorrow or will remember it is a thing when the new season comes through.
I genuinely feel its not that deep for real.
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BURST BOMB ZOOKA CARBON ROLLER, ROLLER MAINS RISE UP
これは「カーボンローラーデコ」。
カーボンローラーにステッカーによる装飾を施したモデルだ。
高い機動力を後押しするサブウェポン「クイックボム」と、遠くの相手も仕留めるスペシャルウェポン「ウルトラショット」で、縦横無尽に暴れまわろう。
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This kit is going to be huge for charger players. Splash wall and tristrike. Lots of great news for Salmon Run players today too! A high score competition in April, New boss Salmonid that'll be in a Big Run on Inkblot, more stuff to spend scales on. Big day!
これは「スプラスコープコラボ」。
スプラスコープがギアブランドのエゾッコリーとコラボしたモデルだ。
合併して生まれ変わったギアブランドの個性あふれるデザインがバトルを彩るぞ。
こちらも、サブウェポンは「スプラッシュシールド」、スペシャルウェポンは「トリプルトルネード」だ。
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This is unironically a tactic that works. I'll probably make a video breaking it down at some point.
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