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rachel

@sportscryptid

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detroit sports homer | notre dame fan by birth, shit poster by choice | yelling into the void | alleged gatekeeper

Michigan, USA
Joined September 2022
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 months
an official notice to whom it may concern: do not talk poorly about red wings on my posts or i will dog walk you 🫶🏻 if you lack self control and this request is difficult for you i suggest you block me ❤️
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@sportscryptid
rachel
7 hours
absolutely wild, especially considering he missed almost an entire season with The Shinjury™️
@Pistons_PR
Pistons PR
7 hours
With his 20th point tonight against Chicago, Cade Cunningham (187 career games) became the 3rd-fastest player in NBA history to reach 4000 points, 1000 rebounds and 1300 assists, trailing only Oscar Robertson (131 games) and Luka Doncic (169).
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@sportscryptid
rachel
7 hours
chicago...woof
@DetroitPistons
Detroit Pistons
7 hours
Biggest halftime lead in franchise history… not bad
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@sportscryptid
rachel
8 hours
@champagnepodium he looks dusty
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@sportscryptid
rachel
12 hours
@danilovesports it's the number he's always worn with usa hockey and didn't want to change it!
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@sportscryptid
rachel
13 hours
this is incredibly tacky and classless
@Avalanche
Colorado Avalanche
16 hours
The trade that shocked the NHL. Tune in at noon:
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@sportscryptid
rachel
15 hours
my husband is a wings (and hockey) fan by marriage and i told him we're watching the usa-canada game on saturday and he goes "oh men or women" and so i shrieked "four nations are literally facing off"
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@sportscryptid
rachel
18 hours
predators might be the worst team name in professional sports (other than the racist ones)
@NHLRussell
Russell Morgan
2 days
Predators claim Andreas Englund
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@sportscryptid
rachel
1 day
RT @alexisohanian: Some of y'all have no idea how criticized Serena was for this same dance at Wimbledon 13 years ago and it shows.... This…
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rachel
2 days
already irritated by four nations reporters quoting dylan without context, it's time to send in helene
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
@JamieDrysdale9 @DjLancasio @FriedgeHNIC i don't think you've watched dylan larkin enough if you think he wouldn’t fit on a grindy third line
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rachel
2 days
RT @jonfavs: “The first cancelled grant hitting our department that I heard of was to support new interventions for NICU patients and paren…
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
THE LOVE,HURTS COMMERCIAL
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
philadelphia sports fans this is an official notice that your "time without a championship" clock has reset and you can't complain about not winning championships for at least three years
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
QUEEN SHIT
@SBNation
SB Nation
2 days
SERENA WILLIAMS????
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
RT @itsBTerrell: Omgggg. This moment 🔥
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
on one hand i like the new fox scorebug because it's big and easy to read (surprisingly accessible) but on the other hand...WOOF
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@sportscryptid
rachel
2 days
unfortunately this is a perfect example of how normalizing boundary crossing language by saying it's a "joke" or "not that deep" dehumanizes players
@bailey_ea34
bailey
3 days
next time anyone gets the chance to meet a hockey player, let’s refrain from calling them ‘daddy’ to their face ‼️‼️‼️
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@sportscryptid
rachel
3 days
maybe i'm assuming the worst but this seems like more of a "laughing at" situation than a "laughing with" situation and both players handled it well despite their obvious discomfort
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
3 days
Introducing Frostbee on #AfterHours 🫶
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@sportscryptid
rachel
3 days
god i love maryland
@TerpsGymnastics
Maryland Gymnastics
4 days
A moment for last night’s leo ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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@sportscryptid
rachel
3 days
the pizzarena never leaks
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
3 days
Ahead of the #4Nations Face-Off @FriedgeHNIC has a Saturday Headlines update. 📰
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