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Even if you can't donate there's somebody out there who can! Even just sharing is a huge help :) we need to have cash on hand because we've been told our credit cards might not work over there
so yesterday we bought plane tickets to Shanghai! it's going to be a hot minute before Ethan's job reimburses us so if you'd like to help out, I have less than 300 dollars in my account we have to make last the rest of the month:
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don't make me tap the sign
who decided we have to keep saying this shit!! what does it even mean!!! what does it have to do with anything!!!!
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I Never Shoulda Smoke That Shit Now I'm At The Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball
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why is like half of Barnes and noble's stock shit like this these days
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Showed this tweet to Eleanor and she said "she hit on my port til I juck" and I'm in tears
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when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to
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jojo's bizarre adventure is an anime where you can watch a man named reo speedwagon beg god to kill him
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@justacoverband
One of my cousins makes these kinds of jokes all the time on fb and I'm always like uhhh are you okay
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I love reading stock market articles whenever tesla stock is briefly up because they're always like "we truly believe that as long as musk immediately reverses course on everything he's doing and becomes a fundamentally different person at his core, the stock will be fine"
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writing one of those pathetic poor me g*fted k*d manifestos but about getting worse at mario kart as an adult
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they should add testosterone to dr pepper
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GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: PERORATION
Film Essentials Division
R2 | Match
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[1] Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott
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[4] Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997) - Hideaki Anno & Kazuya Tsurumaki
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Ruining the Vol 0 premiere bc I took too much benadryl and insisted I had to go fight shadow yuji in the bathroom
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@justacoverband
I always think about that Kai post that's like "there's a reason why peasants were always revolting and it's because being a peasant sucked shit"
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@dsamowen
Mine was that closing one eye makes it so much easier to accurately gauge the angles of lines in reference photos
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Happy Valentine's day to my extremely cool and beautiful girlfriend who I adore more than anything in the world
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Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers Perform ‘That Funny Feeling’ at Largo at the Coronet
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Everybody look at my beautiful stunning girlfriend
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have I ever showed u guys my most prized possession
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EMPATHY [Medium: Success]: You can see your behavior has made her profoundly uncomfortable.
SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success]: Maybe you should try making amends?
SAVOIR FAIRE [Challenging: Failure]: Despite your best efforts, the words "I apologize shawty" somehow escape your lips
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last night I had a dream I spoke to this guy except he had the face of brad Garrett from everybody loves raymond
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I taught Goya today so everyone please appreciate my favorite underrated Goya
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Every once in awhile I scroll through the images on my phone and see this in my camera roll and it makes me lose it every time
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If your parents get divorced early enough you literally will stop caring before you even hit puberty
Divorce destroys kids. They are not ok. Some parents “wait” until the kids are in college because of the ridiculous myth later is better. No, it’s always destroys them.
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MAJOR banana fish spoilers /
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Been thinking a lot about "the summer we were boys for the very last time"
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@coochieflop
I've had way way way more luck w the disc shaped ones like nixit. More comfortable too!
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Just obsessed with how much she loves to sleep like this
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Have u guys seen my cool and beautiful girlfriend
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It seems highly unlikely that an alien that had evolved with such a recognizable vertebrate body plan, is not sexually reproducing.
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cw: blood
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
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#呪術廻戦 #五夏
#JujutsuKaisen
#GojoSatoru
#GetoSuguru
#satosugu
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I'm getting married to the love of my life tomorrow and I met her on this website
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None because the moving image is a work of the devil
You're dating someone new and you have the opportunity to show them one movie that encompasses everything there is to know about you — your values, your fantasies, and your fears. What's the film?
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I love the lyrics for the battle themes in utena they're just like. 🎶 noun. concept. concept. noun. fossil. fossil. fossil. concept. noun. 🎶
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u can tell eleanor and I are a perfect fit bc we are both writing our vows today (the wedding is tomorrow)
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they're just straight up making fake guys for the trends page. There's no way this is a real guy
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I've always loved this little graphic version of this poem made by rosethornprojects on tumblr
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Happy six months to my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the whole world ❤️
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I'm going to be honest if somebody isn't showing hole then I'm not interested
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I try to keep my cringe anime posting to a minimum but I did just receive the world's funniest sticker in the mail
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what's up little gay people in my phone. i'm trialing a new name (it's Ethan)
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the environment is saved
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Eleanor's keeping me updated on all the important things that I'm missing while I'm at work
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cuntress and some bi dude
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Hey, you promised you'd only ask about one cryptid
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If you guys are gonna keep posting about how much you hate pitbulls and how they're inherently evil can you at least stop using objectively racist newspapers and maga guys on twitter that you wouldn't give the time of day otherwise as the source for your information
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I love her so much she's the love of my life and getting married to her and moving in with her is what made this year good ❤️
I love himmmmmmm. Getting married to him was my favorite thing I did this year and in my life ❤️
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My Printmaking 460 final project, Elegy for Lot's Wife. Roughly eight weeks start to finish, these relief prints are 22" x 30"! Seeing them finished is surreal, and I'll really miss working on them.
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Smokin on that shit that got itadori yuji possessed by the king of curses
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Accidentally left my regular glasses at home so I'm just walking around the hospital like this
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everyone look at the most beautiful woman in the world !!
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going through my screenshots to free up space on my phone and there's some real bangers in here
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losing my shit at the ig page for my college's new wrestling club (these are their only posts so far)
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why are you as a man wearing a blindfold? what is it keeping you from looking at, other men?
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Eleanor got me a card in honor of me starting HRT and wrote a bunch of stuff in it that made me cry and she drew this on the front
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living in hostels (breeding grounds for British backpackers) at the same time that Shape Of You came out was one of the worst things that ever happened to me
every ed sheeran sex song i’ve ever heard was against my will
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Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Was it worth it? Also yes.
toge’s cursed speech is actually just hyperpop modulation sounds
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he was the original gooner
every time this era JGL pops up all i can think about is he finally set up his career to be the next big thing and immediately directed a movie where he cast himself as a guido who can’t stop jacking off
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@ABC7
Nice job hiding the factually-accurate replies stating that she was murdered by the police you fucking cowards
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We out here (in the mopop hanging bodies corridor)
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