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Hannah // 🔞 She/Her 🏳️⚧️ // Lesbian Wife // FaB Player // Emo Revival Retiree // NJ Devils Poster // Oomfie Account @areyoushittenme
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Hello & happy TDOV, from your favorite trans woman (me), Hannah Spider Mansion! For those who don’t know me I’m a former LoR player & caster/current FaB player, former emo promoter & label co-owner/current oldhead, and perennially miserable hockey fan. Also look how cute I am :3
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Carly Rae/Tigers Jaw tour confirmed
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nah I’m sorry if my therapist listened to the front bottoms I’d be dead by now
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noooooo don’t book a six band bill your so sexy aha 🙈
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Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 🤗
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this is Hot Guys for Bernie content imo
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If that Sum 41 album came out today it’d be called “All Facts No Cap”
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remember when the trump presidency was supposed to be great for punk music and instead we got Puppy Love by Mom Jeans
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I want to hear Bernie Sanders say “I would like to thank the uh, world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die, for the music”
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lot of “don’t fuck that mutual” discourse you should fuck that mutual I’m married to my former tumblr mutual
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Happy Bisexual Visibility Day! Bisexuals please feel free to make yourselves visible to me
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okay this is a warped tour band right
Thinking about leaving my girlfriend overnight without saying anything. Not sure what to do.
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I’ve thrown a couple of “crowdless shows” too but I don’t go bragging about it on investor calls
Concert giant Live Nation is planning for crowdless shows and drive-in concerts. On an investor call Thursday, the company said it will “dabble in fanless concerts” as COVID-19 lockdown continues
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Small brain: Shows shouldn’t be more than 5 bands
Large brain: Shows should be 3 bands and over by 10
Cosmic brain: Shows can be as many bands as you want if they all play at the same time
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DIY bands should really start naming themselves shit like Freaks and Geeks so we know they’re gonna get canceled after one season
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First base: making out
Second base: she took off my pants
Third base: but then I turned on the TV
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guys will listen to the front bottoms but not have a bed frame....bruh you’re worried about the wrong twin sized mattress
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first I park my car, then I fuck your bitch, then I sleep on the floor, then I dream about me
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It’s not Daylight Savings Time anymore it’s Superheaven Savings Time
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when Parker Cannon said “and to think that you’re somebody’s daughter” he was merely congratulating me on my transition
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Jesus Christ I’m 26 and all the people I graduated with all have lives and aren’t on fucking Twitter rotting their brains
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j*e h*rdcore be like “the people at ghost ship deserved to die bc they liked shitty music” but is gonna hold a fest in the middle of a pandemic with the same 10 bands that play every year
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giving blowjobs every day between Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, call that a succulent
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.
@pitchfork
is under fire after one of their employees (
@spider_mansion
) publicly tweeted that they have a personal vendetta against Mom Jeans, seemingly explains why they rate all of Mom Jeans’ projects low on purpose.
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CHAT WERE ON A WALK IN THE NATURE RESERVE FOR JAYCIES BIRTHDAY AND THEY PROPOSED TO ME TO GIVE ME MY NEW WEDDING RING IN THIS POKEBALL AND I CRIED IM SO IN LOVE THEY CHOOSE ME
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Today is 2 years on HRT! Some days I feel like I’ve gotten absolutely nowhere and some days I feel like an entirely different person. It’s difficult, scary, and still the best thing I’ve ever done for myself
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20 minutes into the Front Bottoms and chill and he give you this look
http://t.co/w2bCS2b0oM
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SHE KNEW KISSINGER WAS DYING TODAY
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Also the way LoR was consistently mismanaged and summarily executed does not inspire confidence in Project L!
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@FranziaMom
I mean to me, Jack’s production is all samey in a way that makes Taylor’s music worse, Dessner’s production is all samey in a way that brings out what Taylor is good at. If she keeps dipping into the Dessner well it’ll get stale but it’s better than whatever Midnights was
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diy kids in philly be like “I know a place” and then take you to the first unitarian church
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this is the “graphic design is my passion” of using queer identities for personal profit while empowering abusers
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your band was called teen suicide what did you expect
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screamo bands should be required to have names like iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook again
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girl what he do
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Happy TDOV! A bunch of people follow me for different reasons including but not limited to music, card games, or extremely annoying shit posts so hi! I’m Hannah aka Spider Mansion aka Spider and I’m a trans woman :)
#TransDayOfVisibility
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Folks I went to City Hall and filed my name change petition can I get a W in chat
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Cool how he’s making a movie about the breakfast his gf eats on the school bus
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Hey I don’t know you
And this is crazy
But here’s an invite
To a gig I’m playing
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The Kelly Clarkson cover of ADTR’s Since U Been Gone is really pretty good
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folks it’s done I’m fucking out everywhere no more deadname
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oblivious Magic the Gathering player thinking grindr is an app to find tournaments
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I have nothing positive to say, the way Riot has completely mishandled LoR from the second it launched was egregious and with the path they’ve decided on they would be better off turning the servers off and I’m not joking
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Dababy will still be performing at the Vans Warped Tour
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being trans is insanely difficult and scary but I’ve been in HRT for almost 2 years and I’m finally starting the process of coming out at work so I don’t have to live as [REDACTED] for 40 hours a week lemme get a W in chat
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Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your Domino’s Stuffed Cheesy Bread
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Stop opening 3000 cap rooms and start opening 150-300 cap rooms
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white queers be like “I think I will cause problems for my hair on purpose”
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.....but if I’m the fiancé, and you’re the fiancé, then who’s driving the bus?
Happy anniversary to the love of my life, who I’m excited to say I’m MARRYING
Thank you
@BlazerGrillman
for these lovely photos :)
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Kississippi, No Thank You, Hop Along, and the Wonder Years all come out on Friday wtf
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Hiiii it’s TDOV so now is a good time to re-introduce myself! I’m Hannah aka Spider Mansion aka Spider, I play Legends of Runeterra competitively, have previously worked in booking & releasing emo music, & I’m a trans woman! Also I’m pretty & I shitpost :3
#TransDayOfVisibility
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I love this American Football and Slaughter Beach Dog ass weather
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what if we kissed in the puddles of sweat at the First Unitarian Church 🙈😳
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I need to be honest, and I don’t mean this in a mean or dismissive way: I don’t get what people like about Path of Champions? LoR design isn’t really conducive to the rougelike and the power spike feels wildly out of balance
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this is a perfect analogy bc the Jedi are also power hungry cops
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y’all be like “cum inside me” but have a nut allergy 🙄🙄🙄
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Happy International Women’s Day to anyone who has been told their music sounds like Paramore!
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Mel just tried to use her hands to say the show was $10 but she only has 9 fingers
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Lol at McCafferty accusing Wicca Phase of plagiarism as if Wicca Phase isn’t infinitely more inventive than he is and as if he isn’t just a cyber bully version of the front bottoms
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gaslight you? did your friends teach that big word? anyway babe are you coming to see my band Dog the Bounty Hunter Biden tomorrow
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My brother is private on twitter but here he is, dunking on me
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Fuck emo bands I only book Anime Credits Song bands now
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everyone involved in music needs to get a hobby that isn’t music I’m begging you at this point
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nooooo don’t start another glocca morra rip off band your so sexy aha
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this person has never been to New Jersey
i've said this before but the people who hang out in small town diners are lonely assholes who are there to get off on being waited on
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Huge thanks to the
@PlayRuneterra
team for this amazing gift. So excited to watch Worlds this week and watch the homies take down the competition :)
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Gonna try going to Social Security for my name and gender marker change again today 1 like = 1 “good luck Hannah”
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Someone just told me they were on the guest list so I asked their name and they said “Francis Quinlain”
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Lol people who say shit like this never mean “I like pop music but my friend doesn’t” and ALWAYS mean “my friend supports genocide and that’s okay”
Kind reminder that you can be friends with someone who does not share the same beliefs, interests, hobbies or political opinions as you do. And that is perfectly fine.
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say what you want about onlyfans but I just moved into my dream house at only 25 years old
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Sophie’s Floorboard has done more for music than every streaming service combined
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