I can safely say that between
@LluisAbadias
and
@TieflingMelissa
content, I successfully did not even register these were TCG sleeves.
I saw dragon, wanted, and sleeve.
My thoughts have been tainted.
Our Dragons can’t stop building western-themed decks! We have no idea what caused this, it came like lightning from a clear sky. But they need help deciding the perfect sleeve color for an outlaw-themed deck. Blood Red? Justice? Ember? Lightning? Some 5th color? Which is best?
Had a recent exchange in a DM.
Do not come in expecting some weird fantasy of toxic dom bullshit.
I will not "use" you when that is your first message. You're lucky if I don't block you. Your perception of what a dom is needs major adjustment.
Darling, before I grab and ravage you like an animal in heat and pump you full of myself, I'm going to need you to sign this document stating it's consensual.
Legs disabled until further notice. I'll let your imagination figure out why.
Considering the heinous shit I see some of you into, I understand how perilous this decision is. I am a generous Lord.