If you think my tweets are in poor taste you should sample my butt.

@GrrrGraphics I don't know, but $10 says his wife's "got some 'splaining to do."

I think she's most angry that the Jedi Council refused to grant her the rank of Master.

@LisaMarieBoothe This is great, but I haven't heard what we traded to Russia in exchange...

@GrrrGraphics If Milk Duds ever launches an ad campaign...

@marknorm Taylor better keep real quiet tonight because Travis is definitely punching drywall later.

@grumpycatcoin @RealGrumpyCat Still miss GC. ❤️

Taylor better keep real quiet because Travis is punching walls tonight.

@Chiefs Hope the referees are well-rested so they can make only the very best calls on the field today!

@NotWashRedskins I'm a lifetime Skins fan, and I was opposed to the name change. That said, the new "W" logo has really grown on me. If they change back, I hope they keep selling W merch because it's cool looking.

@ShooterMcGavin_ Congrats, Shooter. Well deserved and overdue! ❤️

I personally think the NFL should change their endzone messages weekly like the Futurama opening credits, like "In Color," or "Recycled From Donuts," or "The One Bright Spot In Your Life".

@SteveInmanUIC @Breaking911 God I'd've given anything if that guy guarding the door today would've told Maxine Waters that showing ID is racist.

@johnrobertsFox Bad ass, JR! Great tone and execution!

@elonmusk @DOGE Have him change his name to Juevos Grandes and tell everyone he's a DEI hire.

@RealJamesWoods Al Green and RFK Jr. should trade voices.

@MollyJongFast It's only been 3 weeks. Give them a minute, they'll get there.

@bobbylikesbeers I'm pretty sire there's more than six.

@MightyHeaton I've watched the entirety of Fuller House three times so far. I've got problems.

@jasrifootball Are white people allowed to annunciate their acronym?

@CollinRugg Now she'll never be able to have an abortion, which isn't very pro-abortion at all.