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“With nearly 40,000 undergraduates on their University Park campus, you’d think 28 of them would be good at ultimate.”
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AND WITH THAT, SPANK IS GOING TO NATIONALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 21 YEARS
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When you roll up to the QCTU fields, but see players swimming laps for warm ups....
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🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟦🌞🟦🟦🟦
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☁️🟦☁️🟦🟦
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🟦🟦🟦🧎🏼♂️🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Not wordle, just me staring at the perfectly snow free outdoor practice field we can’t use still
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Just days away from our first tournament of the spring, here is your Spank for spring 2022 🍽
(cr:
@TayaraRomero
)
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Spank made substantial strides as a program this weekend, finishing 2nd in the OV Region.
The future is bright, and Spank can’t wait to get back to work.
Huge thank you to Coach Luke and all of our leadership. Thank you seniors, you led this team to new heights this year.
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This is CRAZY! Thank you everyone for voting for Boris, he’s a Callahan Finalist 💪🏼
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Spank goes 6-0 at Steel City Showdown and takes home the hardware🤝‼️
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A public statement regarding the 9-7 tweet from last game.
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This just in: we have Boris with a post-game interview following a 5-15 loss to
@UNC_Darkside
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Nate Donaher everybody
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who is this “Mark” guy and why is he so “big” and always “not around”?
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EQ results:
12-11 W against Ohio State in quarters
13–14 L against UNCW in semis
13-8 W against Auburn in 3rd place game
We got a bid to Easterns
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Meet Christian Piccioni!!
Christian is another a Rookie this season.
His favorite ice cream flavor is Spank Alma Matter Swirl from the creamery. Also when asked which 3 famous people he would invite to a dinner, he said Shane Donaher, Shane Donaher, and Shane Donaher.
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Spank closes out the season with a 4th place finish at regionals.
We owe one huge thank you to a senior class (& Boris) that elevated our program to new heights.
We will never forget you as teammates, friends and role models.
We will be back
#WeAre
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s our honor to nominate Boris Li for Callahan 2021!
Voting starts December 10th so mark your calendars 📆
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Penn State Ultimate was able to raise $6,440.69 for the NAACP in support of the
#BlackLivesMatter
movement. Thank you to everyone that assisted in supporting such an important cause.
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Spank goes 5-2 on the weekend, beating an
@Ultiworld
“Top 5 Unranked Team to Watch” twice and finishing 5th at 2023 Carolina Kickoff. Great start to the season for the team. We’ll be home at 1:30 if we don’t miss the exit.
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MOMMA TURN ON THE TV!!
SPANK IS IN THE FINALS AGAINST UNC WITH A 15-13 WIN OVER NV STATE!!
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Regarding the recent news about the cancellation of regionals, we just want to say thank you. Thank you for the constant love and support all season long. We will be back soon better than ever.
Let’s go Spank ❤️🥏
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He played a real sport. He hails from the Emerald City.
He is better than you at smash (melee) and his bedroom has flooded 5+ times.
Spank is proud to present our 2022 Callahan nominee, Robert ‘Max’ Ramstad.
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Guess who was using an ultimate disc and who was using disc golf discs....and they tied 🤭
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It’s about that time. After being social media chair for 2ish years, it’s time to pass the torch. From my first tweet during Regionals freshman year to now, it’s been an honor and a privilege being your social media chair.
Love,
Ryan
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The Waffle House at 662 Corwin Nixon Blvd, South Lebanon, OH 45065 never stood a chance against Carter Monroe.
And the boys helped Stealers Ultimate place 1st in their first tournament of 2022.
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Despite mother nature’s best efforts, the boys are officially paddling their way to Ohio Valley Regionals
🚣♂️🚣♂️🚣♂️🚣♂️🚣♂️🚣♂️
Everything is TBD, but one thing is always for certain…
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Casey was given the “YOU SUCK” award for accidentally setting his alarm an hour late making his entire car late to the fields.
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BREAKING NEWS: Congrats to Joey Snider and Boris Li for being elected as our captains for the 2020-21 season! 🙏🏽👀
It’s captain( or captains) election night for Spank. The candidates are currently giving their pleas for votes. Stay tuned for the results coming soon!
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S/o to Codi Wood, Marc Sands, Amel Awadelkarim, Jess Sourbeer, and Colby Gordon for their spots on all-region/all-freshman teams
#FotySweep
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Lobster walking back to the stands after running the 40 yard relay in front of 109,000 people
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I will be posting a meme everyday that describes our 2019-2020 campaign. This will be done until i run out of ideas
Day 1:
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Spank is proud to present our 2023 Callahan Nominee Mike Dzelzgalvis. If you didn’t know now you know.
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Involvement fair is happening now 11-4pm at the HUB, come see us and learn more!!
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BREAKING NEWS: It is official, we are hosting PA West Sectionals April 11th-12th
71 Days and 3 hours, but you know, who’s counting?
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We take 3rd on the weekend…See you all in Columbus at Regionals
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12th seeded Spank finished the weekend tied for third 4-2 with losses to NC State and UNC.
It was a special weekend for the program. Can’t wait to get back to work this winter and make some noise in the spring.
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Introducing Casey Rispoli (MAC)!!
Casey is a rookie this season.
He thinks that pineapple does belong on pizza and when asked where he would live, (not in the U.S) he said the beautiful country of Croatia.
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For those of you who are confused by the name in the recent onward state article, yes, the capts have fused into one omnipotent meta being
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Now that it's over... Passing the Twitter handle to Matt Snyder. Big FOTY Twitter nom right here. This is Jacob Smith signing off
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Is there a beehive around….because the boys are BUZZING 🐝
Day 1 of tryouts begins!!
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Oh it’s time to get excited, just about 24 hours until we start our Fall 2019 campaign. Good luck to all the teams tomorrow participating in our annual Fall Phling tournament.
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Meet Boris Li!
Boris is a Junior this year and this will be his third season on Spank! When asked what sport he would play besides frisbee, he said badminton. He also would like to be able to clone himself because he sucks at multitasking.
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Brett still sucks, 5 years later
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We are proud to nominate our very own Travis Terrell for Callahan 2020
Go get your votes in people
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“Families are like branches on a tree. We grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one.” ~ Ethan Landis
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In case anyone was wondering, High Tide has been conquered by us and
@CrisisUltimate
as it should be
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The winner of the You Suck Disc goes to Fred. He managed to leave his car unlocked all weekend while also leaving his keys In there too. He also managed to leave 4 seniors stranded this morning. Not a good look.
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE NITTANY LION: “I’m back.”
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Won’t be long now… April 22nd can’t come soon enough.
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Here is the official polling board. What a historic night, with Boris being nominated for 3/4 positions, but winning none of them.
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Connor wins the You Suck Disc!!!
In a hotel room of 12 people with 2 bathrooms, Connor managed to clog one of them and leave it clogged for 12+ hours.
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Early car gets the worm! The lads are heading down to Pittsburgh for sectionals, expect live updates 🍞🍞
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Meet one of our captains, Casey Mann!!
Casey is a Junior this year and this is his third year with Spank.
He prefers cold weather over warm weather and he would eat at Noodles&Co everyday if he could.
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These are for that special someone in your life, you’re welcome 😉
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Introducing Boris Li!
This is his second year on the team as a sophomore. His favorite land mammal is a panda, his favorite guilty snack is doritos cool ranch, and he really wishes he was better at not procrastinating!
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If you can’t tell already, we are heading down to Little River, SC (Myrtle beach) for Easterns Qualifier. The hype train is in the station....
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I hope I've made you laugh, cry, and cheer at some point in the last 4 years. Been a pleasure
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@coachjfranklin
tailgating Saturday left broken glass on our practice field. Plus Michigan can't out do us. Help us?
http://t.co/Huaq0O0XOF
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As the suns rise on tattooine, Luke (spank) sees the dawn of a new day (easterns day 2).
With the guidance of Obi-Wan (coach Luke), he must defeat the evil Darth Vader (NC State) and bring balance to the force (win the 9th place bracket).
Only then can he rest (get cookout).
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A spank family portrait. A mother, father, son, and... one creepy uncle
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Marc Sands: leading the team in skies, nasty ds, and bull riding. WOOOAAAHHHH NELLLYYYY
#giddyup
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It has been a privilege and honor tweeting for Spank the past couple seasons. Good luck next year! Signing off for now -GRA
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The slickest backhands in the game 🔥
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