elle ~ ♡
@spaghettiinbed
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tiny but mighty. mommy + baking fairy 🌷 elle&olyv baking co. 🎀
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Joined November 2009
thinking about girls who were absolute demons in high school getting a degree in nursing makes me so nervous.
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lmaooo my roommate drunk as f*ck on the news . “the heritage really jumped out”
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im sorry but can i have a different nurse? this woman called me an ugly slut in 10th grade.
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in 1975, the minimum wage was $2.10. rent was $60-100 a month. so for $60 rent you only had to work for 30 hours. just 4 days of 8hr shifts.
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remember when ppl used social media solely to tell everyone what they were doing at that exact second? let’s bring that back. no thinkpieces. just shit no one cares about. pure vibes.
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i’m no doctor but she seems like a good candidate for ritalin.
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any lizzie mcguire fans on the tl? ♡ . wip of a custom piece i’m creating for a friend! 🌸
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this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce 🤮
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this is what the girl was referring to when she told drake he wouldn’t be as big as trey songz.
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another photo of my carrot cake cookies with brown butter cream cheese frosting… yuh
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i made brown butter + sea salt rice krispie treats for the hbg flea market this weekend, and i put them on a popsicle stick so people can walk around and eat them without getting sticky. my mind….
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!!! giveaway !!!. imperfect but fully functional large mac miller ashtray ♡ must be following me to win! . - rt + like! .- tag a pal!. ends wednesday feb 3!
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so now, if your rent is $1,200 and you make minimum wage of $8 an hour, you’ll spend 19 days out of your month working 8 hour shifts. 150 hours. minimum wage went up $6, and rent has gone up ~$1,000.
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the united states is unfair! .donald trump is in there!.standin at the concession! .PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!.
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“what are you thinking about?” “how a bong is all four of the elements. earth, wind, fire, water. ”.
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carrot cake with brown butter cream cheese frosting and toasted walnuts ✨🤎
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meanwhile black men are spending their entire life in jail for a gram of weed
Woman who stamped her toddler to death has minimum sentence reduced
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idc if vday is a capitalist scam i love all things pink and heart shaped so it’s rlly my time….
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this isn’t adhd it’s an ipad kid as an adult.
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how is anyone supposed to thrive in this setup? everyone spends so much time just trying to make ends meet that we miss out on making human connections, spending time with family, doing things we enjoy, taking care of ourselves and loved ones. it’s so sad.
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me when i’m high n thinking about life: wow. child development is so incredible. from fertilization to conception to life outside the womb. wow. me drunk thinking about the same topic: what teh fcuk is a baby.
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when kodak black sexually assaulted a high school girl that hit me deep
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don't y'all think it's kinda strange that we celebrate the 4th & veterans by setting off fireworks which are known to trigger vets w PTSD.
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always hated this bc the rich children were always stuntinnon me and my $2 havin ass
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this literally took my breath away.
Princess Eugeina has arrived to wish you all a very prosperous and happy Thursday 💖🌱🧚🏻♂️
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y’all gotta stop acting like kodak isn’t a fucking rapist.
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me watching everyone graduate before me because my debilitating mental illnesses added a year to my schooling
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pov: it’s 2002, ur sitting on a blow up couch passing a barbie bong with ur besties ✨
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@poorly_animated @ftmensch it’s eating spaghetti for 2 years straight. also crypto and gaming of course.
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instead of asking your mentally ill friend is okay and having them straight up lie to you because that’s what we do, do something nice for them to show you care. get them out of the house. take them on a hike, make them lunch, make sure they’re eating, sleeping, taking meds, etc.
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🌸 MINI BONG GIVEAWAY 🌸. 💫 must be following me .💫 RT + tag a friend.💫 ends sunday the 12th
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after 14 hours of labor, our sweet girl joined us yesterday at 6:09pm 💞✨.
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@frxitypebbless girl these are from dole farms and come states away before it arrives to the grocery store, this is nothing mother nature intended.
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entering my delusional era do not come at me with your realistic bullshit i am surviving off of blind optimism and good vibes alone.
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i really am begging you all to start reading when buying from small businesses. read their latest tweets for updates, read their FAQs. can’t tell u how annoying it is to have 50 of the same message with a question that has been answered in literally my latest post.
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tested my new mixer this morning and made a batch of soft carrot cookies with a brown butter cream cheese icing 🥲
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had to use the gummy worm mold for my ice. woims in ma matcha
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thinking about when after i had a seizure and the EMTs were asking me to sing the national anthem and do multiplication and my roommate said “she’s not gonna know that”.
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crazy how u can spend so many years in pain over losing someone and by the time they come back around and want u in their life again u rlly don’t give a single fuck about their existence.
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having the loudest cart at the grocery store is one of the most embarrassing things i can think of.
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i almost rear ended someone because they had a grateful dead sticker and a trump sticker on their car my brain short circuited.
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better than sex mascara is garbage idk what kinda trash sex y’all are havin.
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i saw someone on here saying that if you have ADHD and forget to take your face wash in the shower u should just buy two bottles. girl if you don’t tiptoe your dripping wet forgetful ass over to the sink halfway through your shower to grab your face wash like the rest of us!!!.
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omg we finally decided on a name 😭 we can’t wait to meet you baby diareyah ❤️
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one time i went on a date with a potential sugar daddy and he gave me $300 but said he couldn’t see me again because i reminded him too much of his daughter.
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veganism and vegetarianism can lead to disordered eating but y’all are not ready for that conversation.
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CUSTOMS ARE OPEN! DM me! ♡ . 10” bongs, but other sizes/styles are available upon request! . rt + like for support 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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apparently if you sniff perfume while taking a shot you won’t gag, and my roommate, who always gags tried it
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i hate when men stare at me i wish i could stare back but y’all are just so ugly.
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@ahhhits_eryn our parents were able to buy a HOUSE in their 20s and we’re just stuck in this endless cycle of paying rent because who the fuck can save money for a house when you have to pay rent and electric and water and internet and phone bill and car insurance like. and groceries ????.
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happy two weeks earthside 🌱🧚🏼♀️. so grateful to be your mommy 💚
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i can not stop laughing because i just remembered when my ex told me he needs someone who can “navigate the world on their own” and he doesn’t even have a drivers license.
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