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when ure hating on me j rmbr this is who ure hating on . j keep that in mind
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jab chicken chota tha usse school kon chorhne jaata tha?
chicken kabap aur chicken keema 😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣
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you’re either a chikni chameli girl, a chammak challo girl or a sheila ki jawani girl and it speaks for ur personality 🗣️
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arrange marriages r scary what if they type like “Ap Ksa Ha Ma Thek Ha”
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I HATE WHEN MY TWEETS ON THIS ACC GO VIRAL 😭😭😭😭 pls the tweets i make here r supposed to be exclusive content for my oomfs only ltrlly had to go priv bcs of this
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how dense & insensitive you gotta be to share your insta password w ur bf knowing there are girls on ur acc who probably wouldnt appreciate random man having access to there pictures & posts?…..
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im sorry but if you dont like cats then we cannot be friends. infact if you dont like cats then sleep w ur doors locked bcs we are opps and you’re not safe. youre not allowed to hate on them furballs . last warning.
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no but imagine walking around in school wearing a badge that says “headgirl” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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so i told my friends from karachi that all marriages in quettas have a partition b/w the men & women sections so ive never been to a wedding without the segregation and they were so surprised & told me that they’ve never been to weddings WITH partitions? 😭😭
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PPL WHO DONT LIKE CATS GIVE ME THE ICK . HOW CAN U NOT LOVE THEM LITTLE FURBALLS :(((((
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so appearently there r SO MANY PPL out there who HAVENT eaten LOBIA in their lives??? wtf.
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milk is the best drink ever. no non sense. just creamy & delicious. warm or cold, it’s perfect and delightful. also very nutritious & full of protein. dudu is love. i love dudu sm
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please pray for balochistan. it’s so bad in here & it’s in the verge of division
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if u take my tweets seriously then i feel bad for u bcs i barely take my own self seriously . i ltrlly identify as a silly goose
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heres the proof
guys my bakra has heart-shaped eyes and i posted him on my story and got 200 likes matlab itne likes toh mere media pe bhi nae aate 🤨
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incase you didn’t know, 22 + people were brutally murdered in balochistan by BLA yesterday (probably way more than that as they’re not reporting the live body count). what being worse is that most of the martyrs were civilians, man.
please pray for balochistan. it’s so bad in here & it’s in the verge of division
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i passed out 10 times but hey atleast ur cinnamon rolls r ready❤️❤️❤️
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can you guys like please stop posting ur gfs today bcs i hate when good things happen to ppl who aint me thanks
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guys, stay lowkey on this app & do NOT ever go for followers. being noticed online opens windows to alot of weirdos/creeps lurking in ur life. ppl you don’t even KNOW will beef w u for NO reason, dig ur past unprovoked, target u and attack u. all bcs….. they can.
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THE NEW INSTA UPDATE IS SO WACK IM LEAVING NOTES ON EVERY CRINGE REEL BAHAHAHAHAHAH
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i think i have officially acquired the skill of killing cockroaches. i have killed like 5 cockroaches in past 48 hours including a whole family. i can now kill cockroaches flawlessly, w no error/delay. i have now became death, the destroyer of cockroaches. open for hiring btw :3
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Rupees 250 to any brown girl whose name aint Amna, Ayesha, Aqsa, Maryam, Minahil, Mahnoor, Maham, Emaan, Fatima, Sara, Zara, Zainab, Laiba
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is it weird that my mom doesn’t ask my bari sister to do anything? like ghar ke bahir ke kaam bhi me karta hu aur kitchen ke bhi. my sister does NOTHING 😐😐😐
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“you know someone grew up reading alot bcs they know alot of words and they pronounce all of them wrong” REALLLLLL
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NOOOO💔💔💔 SOMEONE STOLE MY PROTEIN POWDER MERE GYM LOCKER SE . WHTA THE FCJXKDKSK?!?!??
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will never understand how do girls keep track of their makeup products like theres ltrlly so MANY different things, how do u not confuse one for another 😭😭
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is it j me that whenever i get rlly sad or anxious, my appetite completely VANISHES like i can’t eat ANYTHING throughout the WHOLE day??
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gol gappays taste so freaking disgusting how do ppl enjoy them …..
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my idea of a perfect sunday evening is watching true crime/murder documentaries with someone while eating ramen & donuts
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to all the 4 ppl who like my tweets, what do yall want as eidi?? :D
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paki parents be like : “OH NO THE CARPENTER IS COMING 💯 HIDE EVERY TRACE OF THE FACT THAT WOMEN EVER LIVED IN THIS HOUSE🗣️🗣️🗣️”
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I GOT ADDED IN THIS RANDOM GC & YAHAN SAB FEET PICS BHEJ RAHE HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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desi parent’s first priority is always gonna be “log kya sochenge”. aulaad gai bhaar mei
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guys is it j me or like the ppl who are actually VERY PRETTY are usually very sweet & kind and it’s always the most musty insecure ppl who love acting like d*cks as if the world revolves around them?….
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CHAT if i open a quetta chai hotel in the future will yall sponsor me >_<
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SOMEONE SAID MY PFP LOOKS LIKE IM WEARING AN UNDERWEAR ON MY HEAD WHAT THE HECK 😭😭😭😭😭
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bet this is how all the obsessed lovergirls & stalkers feel rn after likes being gone like i get it it must be like 9/11 for y’all💔💔💔
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guys my bakra has heart-shaped eyes and i posted him on my story and got 200 likes matlab itne likes toh mere media pe bhi nae aate 🤨
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no but something about girls who are into cars, can drive & ride bikes is soooooooo
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is it j me who used to think birthdays were supposed to be like these holy GRAND days & like i used to make edits & do countdowns & shit for my friends but like then the same ppl j wished me one sentence wishes on my bdays so then i realised OOOH thats how u wish on birthdays :0
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guys me and my dad have this duty jisme ek din abu chai banate aur ek din mein and my mom likes MY chai more 💯
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CRUMBLE COOKIES KHANI HAIN LEKIN THEYRE ONLY IN ISB/PINDI :((
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mard ki koi pasandeeda aurat nae hoti mard ko sari aurtien hi pasand hoti hain
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the fact that i’m watching ‘gossip girl’ and ‘the boys’ simultaneous is making me question the broad spectrum of my own taste 😭
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imagine saying “i love u” to some1 & they reply w “i fw u heavy ” 💀💀💀💀
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imagine being on ur deathbed in ur 40’s with stage 4 lungs cancer & autism bcs you decided to inhale flavoured chemicals when u were young
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i think we all know a girl who literally looks and acts like this picture
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if you like crime thrillers/crime documentaries then we ALREADY are besties :3
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is it j me or i can never say NO to chai like idc if its subah, dupair or sham & idc if it tastes good. as long as its chai i WILL take it :3
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posted my lil MALE cousin on insta & everyone thought its a girl😭😭😭😭😭 bro really got the majestic ahh girl features
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honest question. whats a better city to move to, karachi or lahore? PLS TELL SERIOUSLY GUYS
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i j ordered caramel latte & it tasted like LITERAL pani mei dudh with a hint of booty sweat oh my god day ruined .
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cannot wait to get bullied by my entire pashtoon tribal khandaan again this eid “kesa pathan ho maara jo kaleji nae khate aap” like i get it man. sorry for being the blacksheep of the family xD
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is it weird that i would never let a girl pay for me like ever? like even if im hanging out w the most platonic SISTER level friend i wouldnt let her split or pay for me. its on me. It j feels like the bare minimum to me idk why
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reply & i’ll tell u which city i think matches ur core vibes💯
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im sorry mahrang baloch it gets harder everyday to take you seriously bcs how on earth do you justify ANY terrorism against civilians in the name of fucking liberation
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insane how the mrbeast situation is getting more coverage by EVERY other youtuber out there than the palestine situation rn like j say that a white kid getting scammed for 20$ is worth more than the thousands of Palestinian babies bombed….
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throwback to when i made the greatest burgers known to mankind
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AINNOWAY INFLUENCERS R COPYING MY JOKE NOW 😭😭😭😭
arrange marriages r scary what if they type like “Ap Ksa Ha Ma Thek Ha”
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chat whats ur biggest ick in a person like if u see a guy doing this ure MOST likely ghosting their ass
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kya aap sab ne notice kia ke meine pichle 2 din se koi tweet nahi ki </3
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ure not true oomfs w me if ure not on my insta. periodt. 🙄🙄💅💅
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i want all coffee lovers to drop the greatest most exceptional cold coffee recipes asap (i need to impress my mom)
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ek toh jo tweet karo woh bang hojati 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
you’re either a chikni chameli girl, a chammak challo girl or a sheila ki jawani girl and it speaks for ur personality 🗣️
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guys my birthday went so ass like it was so depressing plus i was beemar so i j slept pura din 😭😭😭😭😭😭 alhamdullilah for everything tho chat💪💅
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HAD TO CHANGE IT UP A BIT TO ADD EVERYONE ANYWAYS FIND URSELF 💯🗣️🤪
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like i said before, if you unfollow me over what you hear from others and don’t even bother double checking or dming me to confirm, i’m sorry for how gullible YOU are. bcs even my haters that YOU BELIEVED realised they were wrong about me and r chill w me now. so thankyou oomfs-
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BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️‼️
PAKISTAN MEI
@sp0derm4nn
(CHAND) NAZR AGAYA HAI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏 OMG MUBARAK OOMFS
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this pathan vs punjabi phadda was the funniest thing ever like …. as a pathan why do u feel like the need to prove urself.
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insane how i get better reach on my spam most of y’all do on your mains 😭🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻
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i hate my allergies sm. Matlab saal ke 12 mahine 4 seasons blocked ass nose. ive no idea whats its like to breathe normally. upar se garmiyon mei phanka yan AC lagado toh i start sneezing like a horse. matlab banda kare toh kare KYAAAA?? yeh bhi koi zindagi hui bhala :(
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