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hey it’s lern | here for DC sports | nerd for paranormal/horror content👻🛸 aka pro weirdo | alive (currently)
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me: *sleeping peacefully*
my sleep paralysis poptart:
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when your workplace is in shambles but you just don’t give a shit anymore
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me waiting 5 years to watch my hockey team play another game because the nhl schedule is put together by a 7 year old
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this is the face of someone who realizes they get to play with Alex Ovechkin
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OVI SCORES IN FOUR CONSECUTIVE GAMES THE SUN IS SHINING AGAIN
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the Washington Capitals are Dylan Strome and Alex Ovechkin
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looks like he’s performing an exorcism
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this isn’t cute this is incredibly dangerous
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hockey twitter this morning when finding out why connor mcdavid and sammy blais are trending
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ovechkin before the all star break vs. ovechkin after the all star break
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not even close
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wilson not playing the same night oshie comes back should be illegal because then we have to witness the saddest thing ever
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the capitals just dropping this on their instagram without any warning
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CDC says alex ovechkin is the greatest goal scorer of all time i don’t make the rules
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being a caps fan is like looking both ways to cross the street just to get hit by an airplane
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ovi giving zero fucks lmao
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for gretzky’s birthday i think ovechkin should score a hat trick tonight just my opinion
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i’m just sitting here laughing at the dude in front eating his ice cream completely unaware of what’s going on
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no matter what happens, i’m ready. going into this with pure vibes only😎
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there’s no photo than can make me overly emotional
the photo:
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Oshie every other week after seemingly being done for the rest of the season
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this is the capitals defense when they play against the leafs
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found these hidden in my parents’ basement and you better believe my dad gave them to me. time to de-wrinkle and wear them like they deserve😍🖤
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uh no? lol
Thursday Night there should be a play-in tournament game in Detroit. Penguins at Red Wings. One game playoff. NHL needs to adopt this format ASAP.
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What is your favorite interaction between a fan and their idol?
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hockey is funny because one minute you wanna throw up and cry and the next minute you wanna pop open a bottle of champagne and the cycle just repeats itself
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anddddd now i’m crying
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Thank you for everything Kuzy! your legacy will live on forever ❤️
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Ovi really served us a whole ass dinner tomorrow with nuggets and pizza ❤️
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this season was a rollercoaster. the playoffs were a total flop. but you can never take 2018 away from us❤️
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whenever the capitals are about to blow it
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these Strome guys are something else
Matt Strome, the younger brother of Capitals center Dylan, played hero in a big way on Monday, as his OT winner lifted the Hershey Bears to their second consecutive Calder Cup.
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AHL affiliate and their huge win:
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this is it. this is the clip
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Kuzy said he hopes ovi will still be friends with him after he retires 🥺
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i’ll only go to cafe Milano if Ovi reads the entire menu to me in this manner
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complaining about fanatics
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i refuse to believe this was potentially tj oshie’s last season
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Beer 1: thinking about beer 2
Beer 2: thinking about beer 3
Beer 3: hanging out, chillin
Beer 4: I will tell you why Alex Ovechkin is the greatest goal scorer of all time
Beer 5: I order nachos for the table
Beer 6: I repeat why Ovi is the greatest goal scorer of all time
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it’s the first day of fall and it’s a Washington capitals game day 🖤
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other nhl teams realizing the capitals have obtained a mini tom wilson
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capitals fans: “WIN THE GAME”
the caps lose the game
capitals fans: “LOSE THE GAME”
the caps win the game
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me unbothered by a capitals loss and moving on with my day because ovi scored twice
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i swear Milano is on his own planet and i can’t quite put my finger on an explanation for it
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put the caps game on at my grandma’s birthday party and she says to me “are you watching my boyfriend on tv?” so i asked her which one and she said “all of them”
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Name two athletes from sports history who are eternally connected to each other.
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i mean alright
Would be lovely to see more accounts on 𝕏 simply posting beautiful content
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1 ticket for 1 ticket for
oppenheimer barbie
please 💣 please 💖
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Will forever be my favorite capital and hockey player💔 I’m gonna be sporting this all season long
The Washington Capitals and T.J. Oshie provide an update on Oshie’s health status.
Full release:
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I kind of saw it coming, but I am going to miss this legend who’s one of the funniest goofiest guys on the team that has such an infectious laugh. I hope the bird man finds a new home that makes him happy again 🥹❤️
Placed on NHL waivers today: Evgeny Kuznetsov (WSH).
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strome realizing he’s got to be the hero in OT again after trying to be the hero in the 3rd period
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FIVE?! BEFORE OUR VERY EYES?!
OVI SCORES IN FOUR CONSECUTIVE GAMES THE SUN IS SHINING AGAIN
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you get one stressful thing off your shoulders then you realize you gotta go home and watch capitals playoff hockey later
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me eating a pb&j in silence thinking about that wasted capitals 4 minute powerplay in OT and the pasta shootout goal that just tricked into the net
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