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Nora Penn-Ephron

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Nora Penn-Ephron
3 years
To be fair, you had to have had cystic acne to understand Elliott Smith
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@AnaKrivolapova bootcut's been back bb
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i don't rly know how football works but I love how trashy Philly is so GO FUCKIN BIRDS
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS thanks! it's my good karma after last month's job priming/painting a similar 1930's hardwood staircase in the same neighb
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17 days
It’s my job to do criminal things to wood, and do it well
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@IAmHamMan I used Citrustrip, which more or less works a charm and creates no fumes (tho, be careful your gloves are chemical resistant as it'll melt right thru regular latex gloves). If it's just latex paint, should work great. Scrap old stripper/paint into a bucket of water to neutralize.
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@goodandnormal ty! yeah, owner has some tiny dogs that are struggling to get up these now. I feel kinda bad.
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@Gin_RebelDJ @h8teme1973 @AllegedlyB87 @KimVerce The things going on behind the scenes are “Tony said Seth said the police told him the Proudfoots are about to be arrested.”
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@Casrow1 @nonregemesse @thechosenberg beautiful Pyr! Yeah, I think it's kinda nuts, but there certainly people out there who have a "hard out" for vet bills. I couldn't do it tho. It's seems like such a waste of life.
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8 days
@MichelleLG1989 @SaneOutlaw Yes, Pascal show on April 5 2024. Skip to 49:00
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@nonregemesse @Casrow1 @thechosenberg Yup. Helped me build credit too!
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@Casrow1 @nonregemesse @thechosenberg Yes. I once took out a line of credit to save my boyfriend’s cat, and my coworker was gobsmacked we didn’t just put it down. This coworker was a cat owner. Our cat has survived 9 years post lifesaving surgery.
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@mls617983 @SF_investigates Omg I love your chow bb
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10 days
@conzmoleman Whoa dere!
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10 days
“What is this crap? 😤” Taylor, that’s a woman. God made her from Adam’s rib!
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12 days
What’s your favorite in-industry joke about your profession? Mine is, “wherever you see four painters, there’s always a fifth.” 🥃
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@ThomsonSherin @MikeRosTX just take your tweet down, you wretched ghoul. this woman did everything you people wanted and you're still dabbing on her for what? Being broke and having a Southern accent?
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@DobbyClub06 @Polewka123 The hints about jez being bi were always there
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