Nic
@sonoftheulfer
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41yo, former S.Wer. 👀 for industry friends, to uplift the community, and be a pervy hype man. Taken and in love with the most amazing woman ever.
Washington, USA
Joined March 2022
Fucking. dude. if you aren't subscribed all of her socials you are lost in the woods and I can't help you. She is SO gorgeous.
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@starryfawnn Okay, real talk, does a regular sized cock do anything for you after fucking a toy like that? I've always been curious about that.
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@_reddishblu Sadly one truth ive learned in almost 40 years is, If you don't love them forever you never really loved them to begin with. It just sticks with you.
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@dahliadirty I want to make you cum so badly. I literally fantasize about when I'm not even on X.
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@ilovemoney69420 @battyscarl For now. You're okay with it now. One day you'll realize you're toxicity has chased off anyone of value from your life and you'll just be stuck being an ugly bitter cunt all alone. So by all means keep on keeping on with being wretched.
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@moriahmillsss Personally I couldn't because it's not okay for me to ask you to stop doing a job you may love because I'm not able to share. I'm also not convinced I'd be enough since I never feel like enough. 🤷🏼.
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@Snake_Storm1997 @starryfawnn But also, vaginas aren't designed to just pop out kids. It actually takes approximately 9 months of hormonal changes and physical changes to make it even possible for a child to be birthed. Plus, I dunno if you've noticed but birth isn't exactly pleasurable for the mother.
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@Traviesaababyy If I said what I'd actually do I'd probably get banned on here. The violence I'd unleash would be biblical.
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@itsmukkk So beautiful. Every inch of you is art. Hope you make a bonkers amount of money this month.
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@blasianqueenxo It may feel good, but eventually, we will need to give in. Which of course will mean youll fall for me, and I you. it'll be a whole thing.
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@Fishieeeeeeee Yes especially when it can help alleviate cramps. Plus, after you smash her till she's all "baby deer legged" them you give her lower back rubs and make burritos.
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@Laurennhunt2 Just don't go too nuts. Remember that humans are supposed to have body fat. If you force yourself to be too thin you can actually mess your brain up. Not to mention all the other physical ailments. You've got an amazing body, you don't need to shrivel up like a super model. 🤙🏼.
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@baddbuffbambii Fuck dude. gym girls with muscles are so fucking sexy it's not even fair. Like, yes please hold me down if you can.
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@MarilynxWest You are a straight-up goddess. I can't believe how incredibly beautiful you are. You're the kind of beautiful that makes men invent new styles of art just to capture all you are 😍. You single? looking for a man slave? I make good pancakes and I do dishes. 😉😏.
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@MissBNasty I would marry this woman then spend the next 40 years doing whatever the fuck it took to make her happy. All simp no brakes and not one ounce of shame about it.
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@KarrotTopxx @FleshMechanic19 @nattyb223 This is it. the new level of jealousy. He is the luckiest muh fucker, probably ever. 😍.
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@mrandmrssmith_9 Only if you take it to the back of your throat on climax cuz im not down with making a mess.
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@dahliadirty @chasityrenaexox It is not fair that I'm not making you cum repeatedly every day.
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@marissa1Daf Never. Corporate will always repay that shit from the workers wages side not their own. People steal and it screws us over because we end up getting less hours.
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@MiaMalkova Yep, not cuz of your spectacular assets. Because you are lovely and deserving of attention.
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@belleblondiex @KatjaUncensored I mean, if I were about 15 years younger. yea, it would be a pretty serious, smash.
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@dahliadirty The moment you roll your eyes back is not the moment I aim for. About 2 or 3 hours after the first eye roll with a Hitachi on your clit is the moment I'd like to see. 😈.
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@meghan2y Be thankful and reciprocate in the hopes that we both get horned up enough to do some "adult stuff".
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@onelastaco Great so no youre basically a sandy-blonde Betty Boop. great. As if I needed another reason to blindly in lesbians with you.
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@dahliadirty If you ever make your way to Washington state. please let me make you cum. I'll be a good boy, I promise.
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@BrawnieBee And I'm just over here like, "just say you aren't man enough to know what to do with smaller breasts. Why you gotta be a micro-peen and try and make it her problem?!". You're gorgeous as fuck and entirely perfect, seafaring queen. 😘🤙🏼.
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@dahliadirty Yes please. I have to warn you I'm super good at worshipping queens so, you MIGHT fall in love with me. just saiyan. 😘.
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@HaleyyStout That your eyes have a little blue peaking from behind a beautiful shade of brown. and you have great cleavage.
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@dahliadirty @hurricane_torii Your forehead, then nose, then lips, then neck, then collarbone. every inch gets kissed.
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@thereallala907 I know I can. Every woman I've ever gone down on has fallen for me. Literally every. single. one. 🤷🏼.
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@koibunni I will pick the ocean damn near ever single time. I lounge in pools but the ocean makes me wanna swim and explore.
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