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Salah on December 24th 2030 at 11:59pm
So December 2030 Eid will be on Xmas day 😂😂😂it’s gonna be a big collab
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Just 9 hours ago this guy was slandering Thierry Henry…
Reason I’ll never ever take any football takes on here seriously
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“Get this blaque mon🔑 out of my club” vs “Worked out as a striker”
Glad Havertz has worked out as a striker but Arteta and Edu really need their heads examined thinking he was the correct replacement for Xhaka
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Arsenal in hypothetical situations
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The 2007-2011 era is what got all the late 90s/early 00s kids into supporting this God forsaken club
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Auba leaving Arsenal for Barca then going to Chelsea vs Cesc doing the exact same thing
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Lightskin, large forehead, pointy nose
It’s just his girl let’s simmer down everybody
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“Cole Palmer celebration” is nasty work
As if these two weren’t his literal teammates
𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵 ✨
Matteo Guendouzi puts Lazio ahead and hits the Cole Palmer celebration 🥶
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Oloni at the Oscar’s asking Michael b Jordan if he paid for the Uber the first time him and Lori went in a date
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YOU CALLED HIM A CHEAP NOVICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Reiss Nelson in his last 7 games:
2 goals
4 assists
12 chances created
2 Big chances created
19 dribbles completed
90% pass completion (182/202)
43 duels won
The answer to Arsenal’s creative problems?
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Arteta forced this guy to play as a left winger to accommodate LACAZETTE
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has been directly involved in more goals across UEFA's club competitions than any other player this season:
◎ 11 games
◎ 10 goals
◉ 3 assists
Auba turns provider. 🫡
#UEL
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Bukayo Saka vs Italy (A) | England’s cutest Starboy? | First name on the team sheet in Qatar?
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Top goal contributors at Arsenal:
🥇Nicolas Pépé - 48 (65 starts)
🥇Bukayo Saka - 48 (108 starts)
If Arsenal really wanna pull up trees next season, they need to utilise BOTH of their difference makers.
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Him gaining 3 pounds vs her gaining 35 pounds
Singer Bebe Rexha publicly DUMPS her boyfriend and shared text messages of him letting her know she’s gained a little too much weight-AFTER SHE ASKED.
What is wrong with this text? Sounds perfectly honest and respectful while also holding her accountable!
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Her Loss ageing like Age of Ultron
Drake’s More M’s verse was about FUTURE this whole time, here’s how I found out
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I been adding “On God” to the end of every Lil Baby lyric ever since this skit dropped😭
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No way this is what they’re killing him for
Dan James had already caught up w him by the time he’d even touched the ball
Those screenshots really fooled me ffs
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Saka - “best youngster itl”
Odegaard - “best midfielder itl”
Xhaka - Partey “best pivot itw”
White - “should be England’s starting CB”
Ramsdale - “best keeper itl”
Arteta - “world class manager”
But these same people will tell me that getting top 4 will be an overachievement?
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2022. 2024.
Different year. Same result.
We don’t let our country down on the big stage.
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Arsenal’s unbeaten community shield record in the last decade vs City’s unbeaten record against Arsenal in their last 8 games
Somebody’s 0 has got to go
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As time goes on people are finally starting to clock that Arsenal and the fans’ treatment of Pépé was actually abhorrent
Black player (Pepe) - "Poor first touch", "technically inconsistent"
Handsome white boy (Havertz) - "Technical elegance", "Silky baller".
Chelsea will be getting almost £60m for Havertz but Edu can't get £15m for Pepe even though Pepe has proven to be the better signing.
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JJ Redick using the “I played in the NBA and you didn’t” card on Stephen A every time he disagrees with him
“You didn't play Stephen A. You don't understand our athletic mortality. 3 games at, wherever, South Dakota, Winston-Salem State doesn't count.”
- JJ Redick 😬
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Since Arteta joined the club. When Arsenal have conceded the first goal:
Games: 43
Won: 9
Drawn: 7
Lost: 27
Little to no tactical adaptability and has built a team of players with no fight.
#ArtetaOut
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Crazy to think that in the last 2 seasons he’s bought TWO LBs, TWO strikers and renewed a THIRD, and bought THREE midfielders
The Kroenke’s have given him so much job security he can literally waste funds and seasons of our life so he can learn on the job
🚨 Arsenal identify THREE positions to strengthen in the summer: striker, LB, and midfielder. [
@SamiMokbel81_DM
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#afc
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Arteta’s pride is literally gonna cost Arsenal top 4
Constantly playing Lacazette and Nketiah just bc you don’t like Auba and Pépé who are 100x better at scoring goals
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4 years into the “project” and the best subs you can bring on when we need a goal is Nelson, Smith-Rowe and Nketiah????
Bro has failed in building a squad capable of winning and competing on multiple fronts despite spending over £700m to do so
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You can’t tell me I didn’t watch football then go on to say Odegaard dropped deeper than Özil did 😭😭
This is his last season where he was “lazy” and look at the positions he’s picking the ball up in
@somtoezil
ozil was very lazy towards the end of his career. but u gotta realise they are playing a different role. Ozil for us Was a number 10 he played in the number 10 role. Odegaard drops way deeper then ozil did. Ozils role allowed him to get assists and goals way easier.
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Games played this season
Chelsea: 63
Spurs: 54
Arsenal: 45
Guess which fanbase has complained most about injuries, lack of squad depth and fixture congestion hampering their season 🤡🤡
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G/A since Arteta took over:
Auba - 46 (72 starts)
Laca - 43 (72 starts)
Saka - 41 (102 starts)
Pépé - 39 (54 starts)
Underrated and misunderstood. Wish him all the best in Ligue 1, he’ll smash it (again).
Nicolas Pépé has reduced his salary in order to make Nice move possible. French club will cover main part of his wages, green light arrived and documents ready with Arsenal. 🚨🔴
#AFC
Medical tests will take place in the next 24h, on Thursday.
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Liverpool on their way to their THIRD Champions League final in 4 years, but I’m supposed to wait 5-7 years bc the club photographer told me to
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This season:
Özil - 11 G/A in 18 starts
Douzi - 14 G/A from CM
8x TOTW
Saliba - 15 clean sheets
9x TOTW
Team of the mid season
Auba (Barca) - 10 G/A in 7 starts
All on course for UCL football
“Washed” “Shit” “Not Ready” apparently
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Wake up babe new Arteta sackable run just dropped!
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First time I’ve ever seen a free agent get referred to as unemployed
Ainsley Maitland-Niles has five caps for England but is now unemployed at 25
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Henry’s “terrible opinions” this season
1. If Arsenal football club don’t get top 4 this season, it’s a failure
2. Saliba wasn’t given a fair chance at Arsenal
Thierry Henry’s views as a pundit are very separate to his time as a player. You can criticise him for terrible opinions AND love him as a legend. Crazy, I know.
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Here’s what the “worst signing ever” did for us in the EFL Cup in his final season
He got banished to the Turkish Mountains
#HavertzMustGo
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What Rio is saying makes sense
In this instance, Dias has essentially moved into midfield, forcing the back 4 to stretch into a back 3
They left Vini alone on Fernandinho and look what happens
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They’re using my boy to point score over United fans but didn’t support him when he was here 😭😭😭
so little is said about how bad Antony's been. Nicolas Pepe got 39 G/A in his first two seasons at Arsenal and won a major trophy (being a key player in the final) and he got cooked every week. The brazilian is probably the most one footed player in the league as well.
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To anyone left in Arteta Out hive. It’s been real these last 2.5 years
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Nicolas Pépé in his last 6 games:
4 goals (2 match winners, 1 equaliser)
9 chances created
4 big chances created
11 dribbles completed
88.4% pass completion rate (183/207)
2 man of the matches
Finding his feet again.
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Net spend since Arteta’s first summer window:
City: -€142.83m
Arsenal: -€371.41m
Total expenditure:
City: €462.8m
Arsenal: €445.76m
“Cannot compete”
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Crazy how after Arsenal Fan TV were forced to change their name to AFTV they fully just switched up and never spoke bad about management or the higher ups ever again
Wonder what the club said to them to make them do that
We can be proud of this Arsenal team even if they don't win it this year ❤️
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Nicolas Pépé at AFCON has outperformed three consensus top 10 Prem wingers OAT when he’s come up against them
#HeWasNeverTheProblem
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Met Police when they clocked the perfect time to pick up Partey would be on our biggest game of the season
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Asking for donations to her gofundme but telling everyone to get their money up at the same time
lol for you losers that think this is GofundMe money, the GFM’s still there at 20k. try grafting and getting your money up instead of sitting behind a screen on Twitter assuming. Anyways, big up me and my new cribbb🤪💜
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Two contract extensions secured because of one FA Cup won with Emery’s squad
Mikel Arteta's
@Arsenal
story continues...
Will he celebrate his extended contract with a north London derby win on Sunday? 🤔
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Xhaka and Partey having monster seasons have really saved Odegaard from being exposed 😭
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When we told man about Arteta and his goons and their psychological torture they called us crazy
🇨🇮🗣️ Nicolas Pepe says he considered retiring at one point whilst at Arsenal... 😳
"It was almost harassment. I don't look at social media much, but if my brother told me 'this is what they said about you', it would affect me unconsciously."
"It also came from the media or
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That “act like the girl is hilarious to get her to start feelin you” rizz
Romelu I wasn’t familiar
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Eduardo Hagn getting onto the black player for a 10 minute cameo when we’re losing rather than pointing out the real problems
Where have I see this before 🤔
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Okay man
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Fun fact:
£100m Grealish accumulated 11 less G/A (28) in his first two seasons than “one of the worst signings ever” Nicolas Pépé (39)
Despite starting 16 more games than him (73 vs 57)
Jack Grealish turns 28 today.
After an underwhelming first season at Manchester City following his £100m move from Aston Villa, both he and Pep Guardiola were left wanting more.
This is how everything changed.
📝
@SamLee
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@GreggEvans40
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@jeffrueter
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Nicolas Pépé vs Lille (A)
1 goal (Match Winner)
1 penalty won
2/2 dribbles completed (most)
82% pass completion rate
3 times fouled
6/11 duels won
Man of the Match in the right-striker role.
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Nonewthing has made it from a hut in Ibadan to getting 100k followers and posted by ESPN FC
So inspirational man
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😭😭😭😭😭😭 today was his first assist in 2022
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FT: Arsenal 5-0 Everton
Saka
Ben White
Gabriel
Ødegaard
Havertz
“We’re so proud of you” chants ringing around the stadium after our 4th trophyless season in a row
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Guys in the replies must not come from loving families
🗣️ Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang REVEALS his side of the CLASH with Mikel Arteta: 😤
“It was during the COVID period and we were playing, I think, Everton. My season wasn't great, we were struggling in the league and the day before the coach told us: 'Look, it doesn't matter if we
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The steep decline in excitement of football since this game <<<
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Arteta’s record post-March International break (2020 not included)
38 games
18 wins
8 draws
12 losses
47% win rate
‘21: Knocked out of UEL SF
‘22: Bottled Top 4
‘23: Bottled the Title
‘24: ⏳⏳
Please someone tell me what this guy is good for if he can’t get us over the line?
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“Phase 4”
#BeExcited
Here’s Aaron Ramsdale signing new long term deal at Arsenal valid until June 2028, as expected. 🚨⚪️🔴
#AFC
Arteta: “It’s great that we’re continuing to build our future with our biggest talents in our young squad”.
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2.2k likes Jesus Christ this fanbase needs to be purged
Lost respect for Danny Welbeck here. See you in the next game, our players won’t forget.
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English tax is actually insane man
He plays for West Ham and finished 14th for God’s sake
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They can’t run the UK black men are the problem gimmick anymore 😭😭❤️
Every Br*t*sh girl I’ve met irl has been a hater ngl lmao and they be really showing out on twitter. I think it’s something wrong with them fr
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Only elite managers can turn 10 goal a season strikers into 20+ goal strikers
Mikel Arteta is not one of them.
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Watching your fiancé get bantered by her work husbands on live television 😭😭😭
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This interview >>>>
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Guess what fanbase is camped in the replies challenge (VERY EASY DIFFICULTY)
Without Dimitri Payet, Mattéo Guendouzi took charge for Marseille against Lorient, here are some of his highlights. 💪💪
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Nah if you can’t eat in the Bundesliga you just have to give up the sport
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Arsenal are officially 6 points worse off than they were at this stage in the 18/19 season
Make of that what you will.
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