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@someothermiles

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Father to none, but daddy to many. 👨🏾

Chicago, IL
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@someothermiles
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4 years
@R3dd313 This is real life hacks tho. Cleaned my rug at the car wash last weekend and that shit is pristine. I got crazy looks but I paid my money so I can use that time as I please.
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@someothermiles
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You either want it or you don’t 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@someothermiles
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5 months
Tastes like… purple! 🧚‍♀️
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@someothermiles
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2 months
Sometimes I forget Live Photos are a thing 🎥
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Hey gay people 🌞
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@someothermiles
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10 months
Merry Christmas 🎅🏾 and Happy Holidays 🎄 from your local Twitter bear 🐻
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@someothermiles
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2 months
☺️
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2 months
DMV agent complimented my smile ☺️
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@someothermiles
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3 months
testin’ that
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@someothermiles
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6 months
Hey gay people 💊
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@someothermiles
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10 months
It’s been an absolute pleasure knowing you all—some personally, some virtually, some biblically. Christopher M. Villalobos 19XX* - 2023
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@someothermiles
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Quoting this again because I looked great today lmao
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pretty latino boys quote with your face card
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@someothermiles
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2 months
Putting the bear in bear face since 198X.*
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@someothermiles
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13 days
My current mental state can be determined by the number of selfies I post B2B 🙊
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@someothermiles
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4 months
Y’all have seen it before but it fits the prompt 🤷🏾‍♂️
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quote this with ya fav pic of you in a bathing suit 👙 in honor of summer
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@someothermiles
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4 years
@dearkailah We’re sisters in solidarity ✊🏽
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@someothermiles
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2 months
This stupid face I make every time I have any drug lmao
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@someothermiles
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2 years
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@someothermiles
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7 months
I’m not even from Michigan and yet this is the third thrift store find that has called out to me in the last year. 🧤
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Validate me 🥺
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Unintentional thirst trap, but I clean in my underwear because I’m terrified I’ll bleach every article of clothing I own.
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@someothermiles
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Last day of summer. 😎
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@someothermiles
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5 months
Violently hungover today 🤕
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@someothermiles
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11 months
The face (and body) of a man who’s about to bake a cheesecake 😋
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@someothermiles
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I’m a lucky man. ❤️‍🩹
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@someothermiles
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8 months
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Tidying the bathroom today 🧼
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Don’t selfie and drive, kids. ✌🏾
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@someothermiles
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6 months
Good morning. 🌞 Sunday morning. 👶🏽
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@someothermiles
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3 months
Finally long enough to show this shit off 😮‍💨
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@someothermiles
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6 months
Pink speedo for gay summer? Groundbreaking. 🙄
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@someothermiles
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4 months
High school vs. Recently
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@JUJUNUMM
jonah 🪼
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high school vs recently (i love posting this LMAOOOOO)
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@someothermiles
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9 months
gm 🌞
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Not burned but not far off 🥵
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@someothermiles
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😌
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@someothermiles
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9 months
In a bad mood and seeking validation 🙋🏽‍♀️
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@someothermiles
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King shit 👑
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Awake, and pretty much sober.
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@someothermiles
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8 months
I look so much like father, but I have my mother’s eyes.
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@someothermiles
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11 months
Stoned Stairwell Selfie Saturday 😮‍💨
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Quite stoned. Quite happy. Quite full.
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@someothermiles
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4 months
¡Feliz jueves!
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@someothermiles
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6 months
🤓
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@someothermiles
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3 months
Picture-in-Picture 🤳
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@someothermiles
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5 months
2020 // 2024
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@dphdphdph7
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2020//2024 🥴
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@someothermiles
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6 months
TGIF fellow homosexuals! 🦄
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Even at Folsom, I’ll find the ice cream 🍨
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@someothermiles
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7 months
April showers 🧼
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1 year
Please clap 👉🏾👈🏾
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@someothermiles
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5 months
The Face / The Flag
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The Face/ The Flag
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@someothermiles
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1 year
theyre_the_same_picture.jpg
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@someothermiles
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3 years
Do it to ‘em. 👨🏾
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@someothermiles
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@someothermiles
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Mandatory Buc-ee’s stop 🦫
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@someothermiles
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1 year
What’s the going rate for buccal fat removal these days? 🐿️
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@someothermiles
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1 year
This is the face of a man who gayly danced for six hours 😪
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@someothermiles
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9 months
The Lord’s day 🌞
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@someothermiles
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1 year
In one nostril and out the other 👃🏾
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@someothermiles
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3 years
@HanabiDrift Not the most clear photo, but Princess Peach as the Virgin de Guadalupe on my left arm. 💪🏽
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@someothermiles
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1 year
(Purposefully) not pictured is the mountain of laundry on my bed I’ve been ignoring for the last two days 😬
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@someothermiles
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6 months
Zero enthusiasm today, but the mood is positive! ➕
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Public transit king 🚎
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Platform cheesin’ 🧀
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@someothermiles
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2 years
Selfie stick test.
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@someothermiles
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9 months
Not pictured is the man next to me eating an entire bowl of brussels sprouts for breakfast. 😮‍💨
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@someothermiles
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5 months
You’d never guess but the carnitas queso fries at this place hit harder than any other fries I’ve had in recent memory. #CosmicSaltillo
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@someothermiles
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😋
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@someothermiles
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8 months
Greetings from Fist City 🤜🏾
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@someothermiles
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11 months
Who else loves a clean car? 🧼
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@someothermiles
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1 year
A little dose of D before the PNW 🌞
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@someothermiles
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2 years
Happy Easter, fam! 🐰
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@someothermiles
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3 years
@holaraulito Just for you 😉
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@someothermiles
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5 months
I know this feeling. I felt this in my stomach. Being… discarded. This scene. Her acting. Brought back every awful feeling I’ve felt over the last few months. What a monumental performance. #Hacks
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@someothermiles
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7 months
Thrift kween 👸🏾
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@someothermiles
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7 months
Posting for posterity—Market Days 2023! 🪩
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@someothermiles
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1 year
Just a friendly PSA — 🪥 ✨ 🦷 👅
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@someothermiles
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Happy Halloween, sluts! 🎃
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1 year
Circuit Bae was in town and we made a beeline for ramen 🍜
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