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@somedanielguy

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@somedanielguy
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3 years
Cardi looks like she’s about to go watch people fight for 46 billion won
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Cardi B Updates
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Cardi & Offset at Paris Fashion Week today.
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@somedanielguy
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Fat bastard look at your wrist
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Plate
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@somedanielguy
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Dad is using UberEats for the first time and he asked me if it’s same day delivery
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@somedanielguy
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5 months
I just googled deworming and apparently past the age of 2, humans should be doing it every 6 months…
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@somedanielguy
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5 months
@Bigbossleina At this point any worms in me are my niggas now
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
“Okay class today we will be talking about slavery and the impact it had on the black community”
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@somedanielguy
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5 months
@bluemoonliaa I’m still not doing it idc
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
*Me being angry cause my team lost* Her: At least you still have me Me:
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@somedanielguy
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1 year
The MUTV commentator called Modric the Grandmaster and Camavinga and Tchouameni his 2 servants 😭😭😭😭
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
I’m in church and the pastor just prayed for a Saka hattrick
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@somedanielguy
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So we all know who we’re voting out next yeah? #LoveIsland
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Harry Pinero flirts like he ain’t got a family at home 😭😭
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Headie One when Tion spotted him
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@somedanielguy
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
People are finally realising that Takeoff is the best rapper in the Migos
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
No one: Girls for literally no reason at all:
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@somedanielguy
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7 months
Last time Congo DRC beat Egypt they won AFCON 👀🇨🇩🏆
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
Unknown T when Digga D asks to help bail him out
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@somedanielguy
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6 years
@BambiMusic @uniquegalore If you wanna speak with an Irish accent then say ‘Whale Oil Beef Hooked’ really fast 😂
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@somedanielguy
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8 months
@28Trevon He even got two more holes he could’ve loosened it by
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Congolese people DO NOT play when it comes to drums and electric guitar
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@somedanielguy
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1 year
If you showed me this 2 years ago and said this is Burnley I’d call you a bigger liar than the devil
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
1 year
Burnley’s team bus after getting promoted… Looks messy… 😅😅
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
@__mimifofana No, you gave an example of your ability to easily switch your dialogue delivery to make other people more comfortable
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@somedanielguy
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1 year
@osowxvyy He’s been waffling all match guy needs to stfu man 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@somedanielguy
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7 months
Silenced World Cup semifinalists Morocco, humbled AFCON’s most successful team Egypt, I’m still very proud of my team 🇨🇩❤️🇨🇩❤️🇨🇩❤️
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@somedanielguy
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1 year
The first line in this new J Hus track
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
@YBAANKS @_Meganfleur 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@somedanielguy
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1 year
Still can’t believe the mic in colors performances isn’t real
@tervisscoot
Tervis Scoot
1 year
Takeoff and Quavo delivered with their performances
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@somedanielguy
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8 months
@jochillii Picture pissed me off greedy bastard
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Me when my African mother shouts at me in English then mispronounces a word or stutters
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@somedanielguy
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9 months
Na moni ozo sakana na nga
@JAYDANOTPINKETT
I’m a virgo, duh!
9 months
My Congolese cousins.. How do you say “you got me fucked up” in Lingala
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@somedanielguy
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10 months
Got sent home in Year 9 and my Dad sent me back
@osowxvyy
#FreeCongo 🇨🇩
10 months
Getting sent home is Far from the best punishment omds
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Non-Congolese people will be fuming when they realise twitter won’t translate Lingala
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@somedanielguy
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10 months
On my SOUL he’s Congolese 😭😭
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
10 months
Camavinga with his family. 🤍
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@somedanielguy
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8 months
@datkidtjay He’s violating himself
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@somedanielguy
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1 year
7:40 am bro preordered the video 😭😭😭😭
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@somedanielguy
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8 months
@kingndzu Nah he just gotta manage his portions and eat respectfully
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@somedanielguy
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7 months
Wish I could be in Kinshasa right now the vibes must be litttt 🔥🇨🇩😂
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
@pr3cioustaiwo Nigga said
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
At a family function greeting everyone who ‘knew me before I could walk’
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
She asked him if she’s her type and he started talking about energy like he’s British Gas #LoveIsland
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
11 year old me in winter when the streets were icy watching people slip from my bedroom window
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
How can I get covid-19 when I’m COVID with the blood of Jesus Christ?🤲🏾
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@somedanielguy
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2 years
@UtdEIIis What was the point of this video
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@somedanielguy
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7 months
I can’t lie there was no excuse, we should have won this game in normal time
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@somedanielguy
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5 years
@meseeuc0 @princessajc_ She’s not gonna let you beat bro
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
The fact that 77+33 is not 100
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@somedanielguy
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6 years
“As If I cAuGhT mE dAd FiNgErInG mE dOg HaHa I cAnNy CoPe”
@justmuyi
muyi
6 years
me scrolling through white twitter:
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@somedanielguy
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Congolese native Randal Kolo Muani scoring against his country’s colonisers Belgium to send them out of the Euros the day after Congolese Independence Day ❤️🇨🇩
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
The Lynx CEO every Christmas
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4 years
@mrness23 @asvpayo Bro that is YOU
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@somedanielguy
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8 months
@Thereal_owusu Petite yanna why that adjective
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@somedanielguy
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9 months
London culture is not telling this guy to stop smoking crack on the train, but recording and putting him on social media so the internet can tell him through our phones
@njoffline
nj.
9 months
thought I had seen it all
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@somedanielguy
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8 months
This popped offff is it beggin if I ask you guys to follow me too?
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
“I don’t care if you’re black, white, green or purple”
@ThatOnePoes
smosher ☆
4 years
bomboclaat
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4 years
Why is the other hand being neglected
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5 years
When the Instagram lot dm me #auntyboots memes I already saw the day before
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@somedanielguy
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No way did I just see an American tryna diss Stormzy for his name when one of the biggest rappers from that country is named after half a dollar
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Zero Christmas spirit in my house this year just Quality Street and vibes
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
Liam after Lillie snitched on him #loveIsland
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Jeremy Corbyn when he heard Boris has corona
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@somedanielguy
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Iwobi right now knowing Clarisse is coming back to him #loveIsland
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@somedanielguy
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In 15 years we will see a documentary about Xabi Alonso making blood sacrifices in exchange for never losing
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@somedanielguy
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4 years
Bro who actually orders a burger and thinks ‘yeahhh I’ll have some tomatoes in there’ that is disgusting
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That translate tweet button saving people right now
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Rashford and Cavani have blood on their hands
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Me when I saw Nigeria 1-0 Angola
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4 years
Can you tell I’m not good at taking pictures?
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3 years
Record breaking OFCOM complaints
@NickixDiana
Nicki
3 years
If Faye was a black girl .. #loveisland
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This afcon is for Congo DRC 🇨🇩
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7 months
@pogbhai This isn’t the joke you think it is
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1 year
If Pogba did this to Martial they would’ve said witchcraft
@FrankKhalidUK
Frank Khalid OBE
1 year
Throwback when Fernando Torres was going through the worst form of his career, scoring only 3 goals in 9 months. David Luiz came up with a ritual to bless him before the game and Torres ended up scoring 2 goals in 30 minutes. 💙
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Btw, who told Lynx that’s what Africa smells like?
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The men that’ve only seen naked women in porn are showing themselves
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Jokes aside this actually looks so hard
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I enjoy watching this video
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Fuck it 5 likes and I’m applying for Love Island 2022 #LoveIsland
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You people that be making rape and sexual abuse jokes are in the same boat as well
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Being in love gotta be the best feeling in the world
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@mutoni_k Reply with ‘Loool I saw that 😂😂’
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@somedanielguy
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All jokes aside what on earth persuaded Ayew to take that penalty like that? Why wouldn’t he just bang it?
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@somedanielguy
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White boy rappers need to let go of this “I’m white but I’m still cool” narrative
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If I don’t marry this girl I’ll just ruin her wedding idc
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@kvngatesbabymom @_PrincessZay No shade or nothing but you spelt extensive wrong 😂😂
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4 years
No she’s not playing hard to get, she wants you to leave her alone
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Going to France or Belgium as a ‘holiday’
@LowkeyEventsUK
Lowkey Events UK 🇦🇴🇨🇩🇨🇬
4 years
Is it too late to start this? #GrowingUpCongolese
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One auntie will see this and broadcast it on WhatsApp saying she was using her phone whilst charging
@oby_kinika
BMO🎨🎭
5 years
Hey guys, I'm a make up artist and I do SFX makeup. Please help me retweet. My customer might be on your timeline. #GodQualifiedTacha #OnlyTachaCan #starboyfestparis #BBNaija #PrograisTaylor Thank you so much.
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When you try to be the bigger person then you hear ‘yeah that’s what I thought’
@C3stReeL
C’est Réel’📌
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How can a dead ting be so rude
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@JoelMensah10 Tell him to drop music we’re starving
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@somedanielguy
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2 years
Only way to watch Love Island is with Twitter in my hand tbh
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@somedanielguy
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10 months
Need to hold dat
@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
10 months
The amount of space pigs get in captivity 😳
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@somedanielguy
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3 years
I hate her for what she did. Deborah if you see this fuck you, fuck your conscience, fuck your future, fuck that ugly ponytail you used to have, fuck your dirty vans, fuck the street you live on, fuck your talents and fuck you one more time you smelly heap of elephant shit
@abcdrih
rebecca
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@somedanielguy LMFAOOO that’s half of the congolese population. what’s your beef 😂😂😂😂
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@somedanielguy
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Nick Cannon is starting an Umbrella Academy right before our eyes
@jiggyjayy2
MAY18TH
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Nick Cannon has officially had 4 babies in 6 months, 3 of which were born all in the month of June, record breaking numbers here... This gotta be womb warfare!!!
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Davide was starting uni when Gemma was in Year 5 #LoveIsland
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Don’t wanna be that guy this is horrible yes but let’s not act like we don’t know how some mothers be treating their daughters…
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