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@softhunnyx
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WWE is drag for straight guys
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@softhunnyx
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I accidentally got charged for hello frsh cause I forgot to cancel so I contacted customer service and she was like are you aware you have 8 accounts GIRL not right now
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
God this is so funny, “show us your Regina” is actually incredible
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@softhunnyx
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4 years
Civic holiday? Fuck ya Honda nation
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
If someone lives in transcona that’s a long distance relationship
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
You don’t get pc points on anything you shoplift apparently
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
At the Steinbach liquor mart fighting for my life to explain what vermouth is to three staff members
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@softhunnyx
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4 years
If someone wants to be in your life they’ll uhhh be in it
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
Parallel parking in front of a man who doesn’t believe in you is better than sex
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@softhunnyx
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this comment on the vaccine lottery article is so funny for no reason
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@softhunnyx
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Get vaccinated challenge I nominate my family
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
Thom bargen is the Leopolds of coffee shops
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
Moms r addicted to commenting on ur weight
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@softhunnyx
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This rebrand is sending me
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@softhunnyx
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I wish Winnipeg would make the sidewalks more slippery, put it on hard mode
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@softhunnyx
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just saw someone call Valentine’s Day pink halloween and I agree
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@softhunnyx
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Ok so 2 day week is actually so doable
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@softhunnyx
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Oh god
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@softhunnyx
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Hudson bagels posting like nothing happened and turning off the comments is so cunt
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@softhunnyx
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men love to try shrooms and learn about empathy for the first time
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@softhunnyx
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I keep thinking I see a Canadian flag on people cars & getting the ick only to realize it’s a pizza hotline box that’s the only flag I’ll salute
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@softhunnyx
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My tinder bio is “tell me the worst thing you’ve ever done lol
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@softhunnyx
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Hit me up if you need really niche valentines!
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@softhunnyx
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Normalize gift registries for hot singles who need stuff
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
anyone wanna have a physical altercation (sexual)
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@softhunnyx
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Michael dressed up as me and I don’t know how to feel
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@softhunnyx
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Don’t be sad bc it’s over smile bc it happened
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@softhunnyx
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I loveeee @catcohen
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@softhunnyx
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls have no concept of time
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@softhunnyx
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Sometimes I’ll say “no worries” but like I have some
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@softhunnyx
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need to stop calling bp containers my “good Tupperware”
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
seeing women buy houses on their own is hot
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@softhunnyx
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I need an emotional support cabin
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@softhunnyx
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When I die I’ll probably just respawn at Osborne Safeway
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@softhunnyx
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The feminine urge to sue MPI for emotional damage
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@softhunnyx
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I need one bank account that’s just for being a silly girl
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@softhunnyx
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1 year
Wait what
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
Me unprovoked at osborne Safeway
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@softhunnyx
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Them: the queen died Me: I have got to get on twitter
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@softhunnyx
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5 years
“if the best person you’ve ever met you met when you were 17 years old, you weren’t looking very hard” - @PhilanthropyGal
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
Portage is too long no one is talking about it
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@softhunnyx
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Sometimes I wonder why my friends roast me and then come home and look at my floor toaster like fair enough
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@softhunnyx
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Hudson bagelgate is crazy
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@softhunnyx
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The dms lookin especially shitty this afternoon
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@softhunnyx
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Hey girl are you the new bike lanes on Westminster cause you’re so fucking tight
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@softhunnyx
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Fuck in the goodwill bathroom while you can folks
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@softhunnyx
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@softhunnyx
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how am I supposed to pop my pussy with 60km winds
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@softhunnyx
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4 years
If you don't want to date you don't have to date the way we are socialized to find someone is weird I've never felt happier than when I'm just doin my own thing
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@softhunnyx
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You ever parallel park so good you shit your pants
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@softhunnyx
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she’s the love of my life
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@softhunnyx
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Starting a bakery called yeast infection
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@softhunnyx
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Steinbach christians really like to operate under a guise of love and acceptance but they’re some of the most bitter hateful people I’ve ever met
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@softhunnyx
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booking my booster at 8:30pm I love wpg night life
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@softhunnyx
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If you’ve been following along I just got my 7th free h*llo fr*sh box
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@softhunnyx
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They’re opening up a Leopolds in my ass
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@softhunnyx
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The most incredible thing I’ve ever seen
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@softhunnyx
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
Every single day is an opportunity to buy me flowers
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@softhunnyx
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i’m so scared
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@softhunnyx
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1 year apart
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@softhunnyx
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For bi visibility day I’m going to wear my glasses
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@softhunnyx
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I just wanna live for art and sit in coffee shops and read books why do I have to work to survive
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@softhunnyx
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Had to quickly come out to my coworkers so I could tell a story Lmfao
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@softhunnyx
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I know I’m an adult because today I was sitting at the table glasses on rubbing my temple holding a document
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@softhunnyx
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Even if I had a wife I live in an apartment no shovelling for you my queen
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@softhunnyx
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I just found out a rim job isn’t when you put sugar on your cocktail glass :/ I think I’m gonna throw up
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
It’s always a cool girl dating a guy with rocks for brains
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@softhunnyx
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you’re gonna trust a groundhog but not astrology huh
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Me getting decapitated: So no head
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@softhunnyx
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Not about to risk my life for my 9-5 lmao
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@softhunnyx
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I'm getting my vaccine at claires
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@softhunnyx
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There was a car driving in front of me with both a baby on board and a novice driver sticker, it’s only safe to assume that the baby is driving right?
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@softhunnyx
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Why can’t Instagram be chronological like I don’t understand? They had it right
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@softhunnyx
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Can I just reiterate that you are not a bad person for setting boundaries and letting go of things that no longer serve youuuuu
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
Off to have a cool night
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@softhunnyx
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The lore of this man on marketplace
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@softhunnyx
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“the opinions of others should not be factors in the affair you ultimately want to be having with yourself” - @PhilanthropyGal
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
A sugar daddy but just for nice coffees
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again Editing an excel sheet in front of someone is more vulnerable than sex
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@softhunnyx
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1 year
I love her vibe it’s like she’s never heard her own song that’s so cool
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KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..)
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Deeeeply enamoured with the social media rollout for idina menzel’s upcoming single
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@softhunnyx
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Anyone need a gf who is medium at parallel parking
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@softhunnyx
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Watching Star Wars for the first time and this shit good when there’s not a stupid man telling you to watch it
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I’m so pretty I’ll throw up
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@softhunnyx
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Hey girlies I have covid so when u see me acting annoying on the timeline it’s so safe to unfollow 🤩🥰🤩🌲💅
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
Feels so good to be happy and queer and fully myself
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@softhunnyx
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Beer is cool
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@softhunnyx
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Besties I got a raise 🥺
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@softhunnyx
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Just unrsvpd to my cousins wedding to go to folk fest
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girl who completely misunderstood WAG free day and takes as many paintings as she can from the gallery>
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@softhunnyx
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leaving this bitch every morning is like going to war
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@softhunnyx
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3 years
My week off starts tomorrow at 4:30 Here is the list -go to the beach -gyno -massage -beach -margaritas -get a divorce -tax evasion
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
The ultimatum kinda asks the question “what if your breakup could take 6 weeks”
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@softhunnyx
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Steinbach homophobia at its finest what fucking year is it lmao
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@softhunnyx
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I didn’t mean to dox a local company I’m just silly and had a bad hot dog 😩😩😩😩
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@softhunnyx
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2 years
To the girl I love most in the whole world (me) 🫶💌💖❤️‍🔥💅💃
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@softhunnyx
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For every pet photo I’ll set a small fire in my apartment
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