I'm not saying this is exactly how it happened but on the other hand I can't imagine anyone would fake such a video if it wasn't 100% accurate? 🤔
#NAFO
#Prigozhin
I'm super thrilled and proud to finally present to you the latest patch design I've been working on for some time now together with fella and forger legend
@ky_painter
! So happy with how the final result turned out! 🥰 What do you think fellas? I think it's pretty hot… 👀
Please stop begging for followers or "boosts", it's pathetic and has nothing to do with fellaship or anything really. I'll from now on unfollow/mute people who do. It's not the way, it's just stupid and selfish.
BREAKING UPDATE!
Shortly after previous
#NAFO
space division footage was leaked it became known that
#Luna25Mission
crashed into the moon & critics claimed the video was fake because it didn't show that. In reality it was just filmed in an unfortunate angle. Here's a better one:
Look what I found in the mail today, a real life acrylic painting of my Snuggledick avatar made by the amazing
@ky_painter
! 😍 Thank you so much, it's absolutely gorgeous! 🥰
As a serious patch addict I recently thought why not just make some patches myself and then I did exactly that. Here's one to commemorate the angry Ukrainian wild boars that recently f*cked up some orcs trying to enter Ukraine in the Chornobyl region, what do you think?
How come fellas have thousands of followers and still ask for more every Friday, while these awesome guys who build and deliver the coolest stuff for the AFU got a few hundred only? You're missing out big time if you don't follow, just check out their badass raffle prizes!
It's really hard to be even slightly visible on twitter, 'cause we are a tiny lil page and cause twitter influencers don't support us.
We don't lose motivation. We have you, and though you can't buy more tickets, you can quote and share, and boost tweet. Please do. Thank you 🧑🔧🤍
@FlyingDutchPall
Every winter in the far east tons of orcs go ice fishing til the ice breaks & they drift out into the open see on their floe. 100s gotta get rescued w/ helicopters & boats and then the very next day they do exactly the same thing again, all winter. Here's 500 waiting for rescue:
Today's a fun little anniversary: I just sent out the 100th patch parcel since starting these patch shenanigans in January! 🥳 126 patches have been shipped to lucky raffle winners and over $13k have been raised for Ukraine. Can't believe it's been only 3 months!
Now that Vladolf Putler openly defended Adolf Hitler in a public interview, do you think orc propagandists will stop accusing Ukraine and pretty much everyone else in the world of being nazis? 🤔
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE 🔥
Glad to see that you fellas are as thrilled about the new patches as I am, so let's not wait any longer and do a raffle! This one's for Ternove Pole who train Ukrainian defenders and prepare them for the fight against the fascist invaders. ⤵️
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES PATCH RAFFLE 👀
Hey fellas, time for a new patch raffle! This time we support
@kartul_girl
's fundraiser for urgently needed drones for International Legion Recon!
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
– 5 patches for starters... ⤵️
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES PATCH MEGA RAFFLE 👀
Hey fellas, it's finally time for the MASSIVE MEGA RAFFLE with a total of 40 (FOURTY) suspicious fires patches! 🥳 This one's a bit special so make sure you read the whole thread! I'm frequently blown away not only by your generosity ⤵️
Arrrgh looks like I'm royally fucked. From a bit of a cough to puking my lungs out, all joints and bones feeling like they're broken, my back killing me and my head being on fire and exploding whenever I open my eyes in just under 3h. 😩
@Dpol_un
Aren't you at least a tiny bit embarrassed that – as a supposedly serious politician – you're spreading obvious fake news that even got debunked with a community note? Or did you just accept that everyone knows anyway you're a clown and don't even try anymore?
🐗 PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, our friends and boar experts from
@workshop4AFU
enjoyed the piggy patch so much, let's do a little raffle to support their awesome work!
– 5 patches (for starters, but see next post below ⤵️)
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
⤵️
Fellas, can you help me break out of my stupid algorithm bubble? I know there are lots of fellas who were really eager to win one of these patches in the first raffle, but since then kinda disappeared from my TL. I'd love if they got a another chance, they just gotta find it. ☹️
🐗 PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, our friends and boar experts from
@workshop4AFU
enjoyed the piggy patch so much, let's do a little raffle to support their awesome work!
– 5 patches (for starters, but see next post below ⤵️)
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
⤵️
Just out of curiosity, have you ever randomly encountered fellas in the wild? So far I've been chatted up 3x because of NAFO patches on my backpack and once I overheard a Ukrainian couple walking behind me mentioning NAFO, presumably after seeing my patches. ☺️
The diversity of backgrounds and trades in
#NAFO
never stops amazing me. Say hello to this wicked gang of German garbage
#fellas
keeping the streets clean while supporting Ukraine and bonking vatniks!
🐗 ANGRY BOAR PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, let's do a little raffle for the International Legion defending Ukraine!
— $5 per ticket
— 5 winners
— 1 patch per winner
To participate donate to
@kartul_girl
's PP at taty.smith031082
@gmail
.com and post a screenshot below or DM me!
What I've learned from interactions with navatniks since yesterday:
– ruzzians have absolutely NOTHING to do with ruzzia
– everything that happened in ruzzia as well as everything ruzzia has done in the last 20 years is all the EU's fault
Any questions?
Hey fellas, I'm planning a big ass crazy all-in mega raffle with a ton of these beauties soon! It'll be a special raffle with somewhat complicated rules, but for the first time you'll be able to purchase one directly, cause I've been asked that a lot. Stay tuned!
🐗 ANGRY BOAR AUCTION 🥳
Hey fellas, I still got Angry Boar patches left so let's do a little auction to help
@DrobotunVitalii
's fundraiser for the 3rd Separate Assault Brigade!
Read instructions below: ⤵️
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE UPDATE 👀
We raised almost $3k now, 11 patches are to be won in the raffle and 9 are left for direct purchase! Come get yours while they last!
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES PATCH MEGA RAFFLE 👀
Hey fellas, it's finally time for the MASSIVE MEGA RAFFLE with a total of 40 (FOURTY) suspicious fires patches! 🥳 This one's a bit special so make sure you read the whole thread! I'm frequently blown away not only by your generosity ⤵️
I found this mysterious surprise patch in the mail today and had no idea where it came from, took quite some time to find out that my patch raffle BFF
@Kerri970
had conspired with
@EL4UKR_Harley
to get it to me! 😃 Thank both of you so much, I love it!! 😍
@RenardLio
They don't usually enter Ukrainian airspace but just fly relatively close, fire their cruise missiles and shit and turn back while staying out of each of Ukrainian air defense.
Hey fellas, we have a cooperation with
@dzygaspaw
going on trying to raise $600 for a drone! Please help defend Ukraine & donate via this link (donation goes directly to Dzyga's Paw, not me, the link is just to track the success of the fundraiser):
Please
#fellas
, don't use this. I know you just mean to insult vatniks but you're also insulting PoC at the same time. Also I'm relatively sure it was coined by navatniks, at least that's where I've seen versions of it first IIRC. Don't adopt racist shit from "good ruzzians".
I didn't expect this because the raffle was going very slow yesterday, but now we're at $1435, which means there's 7 patches in the raffle! Thank you so much dear fellas! 🥰 It'll close tomorrow, I know it's unlikely but if we reach $1600 by then it'll be 8 patches to be won! 🥳
🐗 PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, our friends and boar experts from
@workshop4AFU
enjoyed the piggy patch so much, let's do a little raffle to support their awesome work!
– 5 patches (for starters, but see next post below ⤵️)
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
⤵️
For the first time ever you can directly purchase a suspicious fires patch and give a little treat to your favorite fellas at the same time! Don't miss your chance, 27 patches left!
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES PATCH MEGA RAFFLE 👀
Hey fellas, it's finally time for the MASSIVE MEGA RAFFLE with a total of 40 (FOURTY) suspicious fires patches! 🥳 This one's a bit special so make sure you read the whole thread! I'm frequently blown away not only by your generosity ⤵️
@pevchikh
Serious question: how is it that you seem to expect the west to somehow fix your crap country while all you're doing is chilling in the UK or somewhere and complaining on Twitter about how sanctions make your donation-funded lifestyle slightly less comfortable?
I see a lot of fundraising fellas here complaining about low visibility but I don't see them over on bsky. Don't underestimate the fellas on bsky, they may be fewer in numbers but they're just as dedicated as Twitter fellas and would be happy about some more raffles there. 😉
@Dpol_un
@McFaul
The country invading its neighbors, committing countless war crimes and deliberately bombing civilians while wasting +300k of their own people for that pointless war accuses those trying to defend themselves of being "warmongers". Do you sometimes read why you post?
🐗 PATCH RAFFLE UPDATE 🥳
Absolute fella legend
@JohnLiniger
is giving this raffle and
@Kartul_girl
's fundraiser for the International Legion a MASSIVE boost by matching $300 worth of donations, so next 60 tickets sold will be 2 for 1! Get your double tickets while they last!
🐗 ANGRY BOAR PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, let's do a little raffle for the International Legion defending Ukraine!
— $5 per ticket
— 5 winners
— 1 patch per winner
To participate donate to
@kartul_girl
's PP at taty.smith031082
@gmail
.com and post a screenshot below or DM me!
Third attempt to post this cause I keep getting it wrong! 🙄 Next five donors who donate $100 or more to this fundraiser get a suspicious fires 🔥👀 patch, so get in there! 😉
The awesome Fella
@snuggledick23
has offered 5 Dept of Suspicious Fires patches to the first 5 $100 or more donations to
@NAFOPartisans
. Post your screenshot here.
🔹Donate:
PayPal: nafopartisans
@proton
.me
In case you missed it, there are more angry boar 🐗 patches available in this raffle right here along with other awesome prizes! If you weren't lucky in the last raffle now's your chance!
@RusBotschaft
Bwahaha du Troll, in eurem Ork-TV fordern täglich irgendwelche Kreml-Propagandisten halb Europa mit Atomwaffen zu vernichten, da seid ihr irgendwie nicht so empfindlich?
Once again it's a joy to see all the beautiful fella faces in my TL! I won't participate because I'm a bit anxious about privacy, but damn what a wicked good looking gang we are! 🥰
Hey fellas, now that the mega raffle is over and the 2nd batch of SF patches is gone I'm trying to figure out if it'd be worthwhile to make another batch. If you still want one, please comment below how much you'd be willing to donate for one!
@mfa_russia
@RuEmbZimbabwe
ruZZia also stole hundreds of thousands of tons of grain from illegaly occupied territory of Ukraine, making again a meaningful contribution to theft.
I received a very special patch today! It's been previously worn by a hero of the International Legion and from the looks of it it has seen quite some action. I'm truly honored that this piece of history is now in my possession & hope the original wearer is safe and sound! 💪🇺🇦
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE UPDATE 🔥
The fundraiser is almost at 50% after just three days! As an extra incentive and b/c the demand is so high I'm throwing in 5 more patches, so 10 patches in total, doubling winning chances for everyone! 🥳 You think we can we reach the goal this week?
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE 🔥
Glad to see that you fellas are as thrilled about the new patches as I am, so let's not wait any longer and do a raffle! This one's for Ternove Pole who train Ukrainian defenders and prepare them for the fight against the fascist invaders. ⤵️
@jezko_fella
For me it's most amazing that fellas aren't just generous when donating for Ukraine but also take care of each other all the time, gifting each other raffle tickets and other stuff, it's genuinely heartwarming! 🥰 Also don't forget to brag with all the medals/prizes we won! :D
Went to get a pizza and got chatted up by someone saying he likes my patch and I'm like "witch one" because I have ~5 sticking on me and he said "Well, NAFO!!" Didn't get to talk much more because his pizza was ready but still made my day! 🥰
@KingpinRaf
@iamundertow
Vladolf Putler wasted +420000 orcs in a 3 day "special operation" that's lasting 2 years now. Should he stop sending his people to certain death and just accept that he can't invade sovereign countries at will?
@RusBotschaft
Die "russischen Sorgen" wie zum Beispiel dass ihr nicht mehr nach Lust und Laune Länder überfallen könnt die NATO-Mitglieder geworden sind?
@RussianEmbassy
@mfa_russia
@KremlinRussia_E
Oh man I'm not an expert but I think starting a war against a sovereign country is pretty much the worst way to NOT initiate a war. 🤔
Also if you wanna end it have you tried going home?
@EmbassyofRussia
I wonder if that's somehow related to you stealing Ukrainian grain from temporarily occupied territories, blocking exports and bombing Ukrainian grain storages. 🤔
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES RAFFLE MATCHING TICKETS 👀
Hey fellas, our generous fella buddy
@JohnLiniger
donated $200 to match your tickets, meaning the next 40 tickets are doubled! 🥳 Get your double tickets while they last! 🔥
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES PATCH RAFFLE 👀
Hey fellas, time for a new patch raffle! This time we support
@kartul_girl
's fundraiser for urgently needed drones for International Legion Recon!
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
– 5 patches for starters... ⤵️
@RusBotschaft
Vor 10 Jahren hätte auch niemand erwartet, dass ruZZland in kompletten Nazimodus wechselt und den größten Krieg in Europa seit WW2 startet.
I just checked my PayPal history and I've donated [redacted] (an insanely high amount in relation to my income) in the last 30 days and I just wanna politely ask everyone to not release any new patches or do raffles for awesome teddy fellas until December pretty please?! 😭
@squatsons
Wait weren't you the guy who got overly excited about your miniature penis and even sent photos of it to random strangers asking for affirmation that it's not ridiculously small?
@RedCharlotte_
Sending people who refused Latvian citizenship in favor of Russian citizenship back to the country they freely chose to be citizens of is not "ethnic cleansing".
Fellas I'm sitting on these patches like on hot coals! If like half of my followers would buy just 1 ticket for only $2 each, this raffle would be over in no time and we could move on to get more patches out to fellas!
Just about 500€ left to reach the goal of the fundraiser! I'd also like to close the raffle soon so I can start sending the first suspicious fire patches out to lucky winners. Anyone still want to get in?
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE 🔥
Glad to see that you fellas are as thrilled about the new patches as I am, so let's not wait any longer and do a raffle! This one's for Ternove Pole who train Ukrainian defenders and prepare them for the fight against the fascist invaders. ⤵️
Still gotta figure out few things before doing the draw but I wanna announce that including this raffle you patch crazy maniacs donated at least $12k (probably much more) for my silly patches and I can't express how proud that makes me! Love you all you braindead doggos! 😍
🔥 RAFFLE CLOSED 🥳
Alright fellas, this raffle is now officially closed! I gotta do some organizing now and will do the draw tomorrow or Monday, just gotta figure some stuff out first. ;)
I don't usually participate in these chain posts but I did some maths today and I'm very proud to say that the boar patches helped raise over $5500 in donations for Ukraine so far, most likely more! Thanks so much to all you beautiful patch-crazy fellas out there! 🥰
My favorite thing about fellaship is the diversity & love & support for each other no matter what! Yes there's a few black sheep amongst the tens of thousands of us, but our self cleaning mechanisms of NAFO quickly kick em out! It's just a happy place for all good people! 🥰
🐗 PATCH RAFFLE SURPRISE! 🥳
The patches with the brighter/greenish color scheme are here, so the winners of this raffle can choose which version they want! Check posts below for more photos! Also I'll throw more patches in so now there are 10 (!) patches to be won in total! \o/
🐗 ANGRY BOAR PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, let's do a little raffle for the International Legion defending Ukraine!
— $5 per ticket
— 5 winners
— 1 patch per winner
To participate donate to
@kartul_girl
's PP at taty.smith031082
@gmail
.com and post a screenshot below or DM me!
I received this awesome massive 30mm shell with my Snuggledick fella beautifully painted on it today from
@WadimFella
! Look at this piece of art! 🥰😍 You obviously can't have mine, but there are other beautiful ones to be won in the raffle below! Don't miss your chance fellas!
📢 RAFFLE to support
@tanyawoz
's FPV fund raiser for GIMLI 🪖
This time you can win 1 of 3 shell casings, .50 cal BMG, hand-painted in Ukraine in the traditional Petrykivka style.
1x 🎟️ = $2
3x 🎟️ = $5
🅿️🅿️ Kozlovsergey30081985
@gmail
.com
⏰End: Friday, May 31, 22:00 CET
@Ben__Logs
Seen this a few days ago already when "good ruzzians" were crying about it. They seemed really confused about why they're not exactly popular in Georgia. 🤔
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE RESULTS 🥳
First of all thanks again to everyone who participated, shared and boosted! Together you donated amazing $1655 that will help provide the defenders of Ukraine with the training they need! 🥰 Special thanks to the legendary fella
@doc_wi
who alone… ⤵️
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE UPDATE 🔥
Hey fellas, I'll close this raffle tomorrow 16:00 CEST, so last chance to get your tickets! Don't forget there's 10 patches in the raffle now, not 5, so lots of chances to win for everyone! 🥳
🔥 PATCH RAFFLE 🔥
Glad to see that you fellas are as thrilled about the new patches as I am, so let's not wait any longer and do a raffle! This one's for Ternove Pole who train Ukrainian defenders and prepare them for the fight against the fascist invaders. ⤵️
BTW I'm still trying to figure out if it's worthwhile making another batch of these patches but barely got any responses. If you're interested please check the sticky post on my profile and leave a comment.
Woohoo, we just cracked the $1000 mark thanks to
@nfg65228
and
@stillesich
having some kind of donation standoff gifting each other loads of tickets! 😃 Remember that at $1200 I'll add a 6th patch to raffle, up to 10 patches if we reach 2k! 🥳
🐗 PATCH RAFFLE 🥳
Hey fellas, our friends and boar experts from
@workshop4AFU
enjoyed the piggy patch so much, let's do a little raffle to support their awesome work!
– 5 patches (for starters, but see next post below ⤵️)
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
⤵️
@PauleAluhut
@RusBotschaft
Russland führt seit zwei Jahren einen völkerrechtswidrigen Angriffskrieg gegen die Ukraine, ermordet dort systematisch die Zivilbevölkerung und droht immer wieder der Welt mit Atomkrieg. Was genau findest du daran besonnen?
I still have a few boar patches waiting for patch lovers and collectors, so next 5 fellas who buy 10 or more tickets ($50+) get a boar patch GUARANTEED, independent from the raffle!
Applies ONLY IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE though, so everyone gets a chance. :)
🔥 SUSPICIOUS FIRES PATCH RAFFLE 👀
Hey fellas, time for a new patch raffle! This time we support
@kartul_girl
's fundraiser for urgently needed drones for International Legion Recon!
– $5 per ticket
– 1 patch per winner
– 5 patches for starters... ⤵️
I still have some angry boar patches left, trying figure out a fair way to get them to the patch loving fellas who didn't get one yet, while hopefully still raising a buck or two in donations. If you're one of them patch crazy people, DM me.