Lmao I met this girl that’s super cute, super funny and we like all the same shit, she even made me a playlist to listen to and being on here feels like I’m betraying her so I’m going to be gone for a little bit
Lmao “Boutinela girls aren’t as hot as they use to be” bro post the hottest girl you’ve been with so we can compare since apparently you’re Mr. Bitches
It’s crazy that this needs to be said but doing cum tributes of a recently deceased pornstar is not honoring them or announcing you’re going to jerk off to a recently deceased pornstar is not honoring them it’s just weird
Lmao all my peers are worried about mortgages, marriage and grad school and I’m like “I need a place to upload my inc*st gif captions these are really good”
Lmao I still have a little bit of shame so I’m embarrassed to go to one of those porn conventions but I really want to meet Angela White and Violet Myers
Lmao what company did Sydney Sweeney do that photoshoot for where she is wearing a cross and lingerie, I’m converting to Christianity and I think that’s a good place to start
Lmao I asked one of my co-workers flirtatiously what she was getting me for Christmas and she said I’m broke right now but you can have my endless devotion and I almost replied “so all three holes?”
@novasgoodboy
Lmao thanks man I appreciate it, hey it may not work out and I could be right back on here next week but I want to put in an honest effort