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"the most effective troll in history" and writer for The Class Room @moreperfectus

Ridgewood, Queens
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10 days
This doesn't keep us safer. This doesn't create jobs. This does nothing but enrich defense contractor shareholders and execs. This is a direct transfer of wealth from taxpayers to billionaires, and it also kills people. From @MorePerfectUS last year:
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New Senate defense budget for FY 2025 increases the Pentagon budget to $852.2 billion, a 3.3% increase over the previous fiscal year.
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trying to give joe an adderall through the tv
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I dont wanna victim blame but how did people look at this guy and not immediately clock him as a conman lol.
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Millennials in Congress just went up by 420%
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4 months
This seems like it should be a one-strike thing: you can no longer trust Netflix 'documentary' content ever again. It's over.
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DiscussingFilm
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Netflix has used AI-generated images in a new true crime doc ‘WHAT JENNIFER DID’ to present Jennifer Pan as happy & confident before she was convicted of murder. Use of AI tools is not disclosed in the credits. (Source: )
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2 years
wow this m&ms statement is crazy
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2 years
I did a… certain tweet two weeks ago. Something about insulin. You probably saw it. Anyway, here’s why I did it:
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7 years
In the mood to re-share my favorite photo of all time: a divorcing couple splitting up their Beanie Babies in court in 1999
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just remembered that on 9/11 my teacher that broke the news to us theorized it might be the japanese because they 'used that strategy before'
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1 year
to gain the right to use this hospital tv, patients have to pay the hospital an extra $8 a day. sure, tv isn’t as important as medicine or care, but it’s a simple pleasure that can improve patients’ mood. $240 a month for tv. That’s far more than cable/electric would cost. why?
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This is actually true of every movie
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god damnit im never gonna hear the end of this
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1 year
David Zaslav's Venmo isn't private and really highlights why he should be paying writers
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JD Vance's blog from 2005 tells of an emotional day where he "felt more like a female than I ever have or will," and explains he can't watch Zach Braff's 'Garden State' because "New Jersey's landscape is so much like Ohio's, the music is so relevant to my life right now."
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2 years
I dont donate blood because the red cross wont accept my all or nothing offer
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@charliekirk11 did George Floyd?
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perhaps it’s because the CEO of this particular ‘nonprofit’ hospital demands a $13 million salary. that greed causes real problems: care costs, staffing numbers, and payroll/benefits for the folks actually doing real work, nurses, doctors, custodial, and so on.
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1 year
"bans lessons!?!" the bill bans a gay teacher from mentioning his husband in passing. it's so much more fascist than this tweet suggests.
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis plans to expand the controversial "Don't Say Gay" law ahead of his expected 2024 presidential run. The proposal bans lessons on sexual orientation and gender identity in all grades and is scheduled for a vote next month.
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2 years
the cast of RRR could make the fast and the furious franchise but the cast of the fast and the furious franchise couldn't make RRR
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2 years
how many meetings do you think there were about if they should highlight “her” or “she”
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wow… sexism has been cured
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is this weezer
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2 years
anyway this meme feels relevant
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2 years
Ponzi... shaved his head, grew a mustache, and tried to flee the country as a crewman on a merchant ship bound for Italy. However, he revealed his identity to a shipmate.
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5 months
this woman's argument against a minimum wage for gig workers is that she had to pay too much to get a single cup of coffee delivered to her doorstep.
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from his death bed, ponzi said he didnt do anything wrong because he put on a good show. Charles Ponzi Movie When??
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7 years
@Scaramucci @POTUS Anthony, it's not about the use of language. I say shithole all the time. But usually, like, referring to a bar I don't like, not an entire nation of people, immediately contrasting to the whitest nation on Earth as a non-shithole.
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imagine not wanting to pay tv writers fairly when one of them created this art
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ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money
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imagine not wanting to pay tv writers fairly when one of them created this art
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4 years
the new york times headline from when america first put an astronaut in space makes it sound like the US just forcibly threw a random guy into the atmosphere.
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the tv thing is just a good example where the math is easy: basic cable in this zip code costs 40 a month. highly doubt a hospital is even paying that high for each patient. and they charge more than that for a week.
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Sean Morrow
5 years
Here's Shapiro using "they" to refer to a singular "someone" just a few weeks ago:
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Jason S. Campbell
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Ben Shapiro says the "wokescolds" are destroying language, falsely claiming the singular 'they' is a "made-up definition of a word that has never been used this way in all of human history"
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@FBI hmm
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2 years
@WSJ dumb racists blaming affirmative action when the problem is rich people
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1 year
If you opt to pay in cash a "representative will visit your room to collect the cash payment." It's impossible to get attention from a doctor or nurse at understaffed hospitals like this, but I assure you the guy who comes to take your 8 dollars every day is very prompt.
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1 month
legitimate news outlets having to write seriously about stupid meme posts will always be funny. this is The Guardian.
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2 years
Word spread to a deputy sheriff, who followed the ship to... New Orleans and placed Ponzi under arrest. After Ponzi's pleas to Calvin Coolidge and Benito Mussolini for deportation were ignored, he was sent back to Massachusetts to serve out his prison term.
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1 year
here’s a video of this is jabroni crying over a watch
@therecount
The Recount
1 year
Shark Tank's @kevinolearytv goes off on lib policies of NY, NJ, MA, CA: "California, out of business. El morte ... I don't know what that place will turn into. Maybe a tourist zone, but no business. Imagine San Francisco. You can't even walk at night out in the street. Sorry."
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1 year
I also guarantee you these tvs are all always getting service and you’re just paying for a remote or for someone to turn it on
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2 years
also I had the fact i did this up on my instagram story for hours before i realized how big of a deal it was and deleted it. a lot of people saw it and no one outed me. they’re the real heroes.
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Sean Morrow
6 years
And they will all quite possibly be part of the future Congress that legalizes marijuana nationwide.
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1 year
It's so hard to watch RFK Jrs fall from grace, it seems like just yesterday he was on the cover of Tortoise Magazine
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6 years
When will "most shooters have histories of abusing women" transcend being a liberal Twitter thing, and become part of the national conversation? It's true, it's important, and it could save lives.
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@Keefer1958 I mean you also pay for twitter
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4 years
How hard is it to not go to a theme park I’ve done it every day for almost 33 years
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5 years
We spent a chilly day upstate with Kraig Moss, a father who lost his son to heroin, only to have the future President of the United States exploit his pain for political gain. Give Kraig 10 minutes of your time today:
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1 year
Got angry buying groceries yet again: Shady Brook is the turkey arm of Cargill, the biggest agricultural company. They’re using ‘independent family farm’ labeling as an upsell. The people who killed family farms are using them as marketing to squeeze an extra .75 out of you.
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9 months
I compared John Kirby's speech 'confirming' that Hamas was hiding in Al-Shifa hospital with Colin Powell's speech 'confirming' that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction:
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Sean Morrow
8 years
@realDonaldTrump SNL is a comedy show not 'the press'
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8 years
@realDonaldTrump why are no presidents campaigning for you at all
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1 year
anything else mark whalberg did as a teen you wanna talk about
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Daily Mail Online
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Mark Wahlberg returns to grocery store where he worked as a teen for just $3.65 an hour
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fuck I should've written 'fascist pixie dream girl'
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1 year
getting laid off by shrek
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Tom Warren
1 year
Microsoft Teams will let you transform into a 3D avatar soon. Microsoft is finally bringing its avatars feature to Teams in May. Details here:
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why does this chair have to pee
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@queenbeetheag @NatinOhio yup, ceo makes 13 million a year to run the ‘nonprofit’
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Sean Morrow
19 days
lol he also calls Matt Yglesias "the most thoughtful left-leaning thinker"
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1 year
all of this beautiful food was only 15 dollars but I have a major problem: it’s from a place called ‘Garlic to the Chicken’ and I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean. Is it a reference to something? A language barrier? What could it mean???
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Sean Morrow
2 years
@AndrewYang Being a billionaire means you've accumulated a massive amount of wealth, and in our current economic system it is impossible to accumulate that much wealth ethically.
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Sean Morrow
7 years
ted cruz's life is a a Sisyphean journey to be personable and well-liked, except the rock never moves
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
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MEMO TO OFFICE: Please place a picture of @BenSasse above the @drpepper fridge in our lobby. He is now cut off.
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Sean Morrow
5 months
Four days after this article came out, arguing that Uber is being forced to pass labor costs on to customers, Uber announced a 'record breaking' share repurchase of 7 billion dollars.
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Sean Morrow
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@MorePerfectUS lmfaooo -sean
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Sean Morrow
1 year
voting against myself here, but I just really enjoy that all of this is hurting Elon's feelings.
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what is the BEST thing that’s happened since elon bought twitter? i’ll go first:
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Sean Morrow
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“Clinton definitely put a hit on that guy” in comic sans is such a great representation of the past five years of conservative talking points
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Facebook is at CPAC and they have a VR shooting game
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Sean Morrow
1 month
A reminder that Sunday Ticket was invented by Jon Taffer, the restaurant owner and reality tv star who said America needs to end unemployment because "a hungry dog is an obedient dog," and that the unemployment money should go directly to corporations instead.
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BREAKING: A jury just ruled that the NFL violated monopoly law with its 'Sunday Ticket' package, and has awarded nearly $4.7 billion in damages.
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Sean Morrow
10 months
hmm wonder why Blackstone might want you to return to the office
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Billionaire CEO Stephen Schwarzman says that working from home has been more profitable for workers because "they didn't work as hard, regardless of what they tell you."
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Sean Morrow
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Also on blogger, in 2010, Vance posted about the federal budget, writing that "Medicare and Social Security (are) benefits that are the biggest roadblocks to any kind of real fiscal sanity," and that the federal government doesn't get value out of education spending.
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Look at how CNN—owned by David Zaslav's Warner Bros Discovery—talks about the entertainment strike. Economic fearmongering that seems to place the blame on the unions. No mention of the corporate greed that got us here. #SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAStrong #DoubleStrikeSummer
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Sean Morrow
5 years
"Do you want to fix the single most prevailing, problematic, and corrosive issue in American politics, the one that is the cause of every other issue?" "No."
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jordan
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holy shit a kid asked pete if he will help take big money out of politics and stop having closed-door fundraisers with billionaires pete's response? a curt "no"
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‘Uh no. I wasn’t involved in the US military’s human rights abuses during the war in Iraq, I worked for Blackwater’
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buh?
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2 years
Mars (M&M owner) wasn't the only company in the slavery lawsuit: Nestle, Hershey's and Cargill Inc were also accused. Cargill is America's most profitable private company, nearly entirely owned by one family, and they basically control our food supply.
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This family of billionaires owns all the food in your house. Their company has been named "the worst company in the world" and they once had an intelligence operation "bigger than the CIA." So who are they?
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@realDonaldTrump but 'many people' you should always believe.
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Sean Morrow
2 years
proud that a song from the RRR soundtrack cracked my top 5
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5 years
why does harvey weinstein's lawyer look like James Comey and Pete Buttigieg had a baby
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Sean Morrow
7 years
I mean he did promise to run the country like one of his businesses
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Secret Service running out of money due to Trump’s frequent travel to his golf clubs:
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@grocklein @sarafischer @WhiteHouse @Twitter @axios george, please enlighten: how does an inability to verify posts from the president of the united states mean anything is 'working'? also: how did you become such an immense loser that you pay to feel some ounce of legitimacy on here? life is hard, I feel for you, need to talk?
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@realDonaldTrump you copied your campaign from hitler
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wait the undersea rich people coffin doesnt' even have windows? you just see a video feed? what's the point of going down there then even
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AI news is doing great! Awesome work tech guys. You deserve those billions of dollars.
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SORRY HUH???
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lol the victim stopped the crime and the cops came through and took credit.
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Excellent work by your 104 cops for apprehending 2 individuals committing a robbery by forcibly attempting to steal a motorcycle on 52 Ave. The victim held one perpetrator him until police arrival & the 2nd subject was arrested after a thorough investigation by the officers.
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@grocklein @sarafischer @WhiteHouse @Twitter @axios I don't pay for it and don't care if I lose it you insufferable dolt. Because it's not a status symbol, it's a tool for verification. Me losing mine doesn't matter but for many others its an important tool for avoiding impersonation.
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@shrtstp2 you want attention so bad you paid for twitter and yet it still took you 14 years to get 12 followers
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Sean Morrow
8 years
@realDonaldTrump so the drain from the swamp just dumps directly into the White House, huh?
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3 years
this car gets 16mpg
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WATCH: Coal profiteer Joe Manchin drove his Maserati into climate protesters
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It's worth noting that Eli Lilly announced this move on their investor relations page and highlighted the potential growth in customer base. Not that anyone actually thought this was an altruistic move, but just a concrete reminder of motivation: returning value to shareholders.
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A few months ago our staffer @snmrrw used Twitter Blue to make a parody account of Eli Lilly and announce “insulin is free now.” But this one isn’t a parody: today Eli Lilly announced they’ll cap insulin prices at $35 a month. You’re getting there, Lilly. 35 dollars to go.
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should I apply for this
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1 year
they should actually tweet "np" now
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I was in 7th grade and this was an English (or maybe 'language arts'?) teacher
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6 years
. @JohnKasich tells me the House Intelligence Committee has "virtually no credibility" with him.
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2 years
everyone pays ridiculous fees for concert tickets and kind of just accepts it: it's unfair to fans, it's unfair to artists, it's unfair to venue workers. but it doesn't have to be that way: break up the monopoly. destroy corporate power. make music accessible again.
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NEW: Ticketmaster is destroying live music. Their scam fees now cost as much as 78% of a ticket. They control the events, the venues, even the artists. There’s a movement pushing the Justice Department to take on their monopoly. @Doctorow breaks it down.
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Sean Morrow
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Cut for time factoid: In 1941 Henry Ford said “Nobody should make any profit on defense production anyway. It's profit in the manufacture of war materials that causes war." If even a rapid capitalist/anti-semite/racist like Ford could realize that, why can't we see it now?
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NEW: Politicians are trying to convince us that foreign wars are good for America’s working class. They say that war creates jobs and economic stimulus for all. Whatever else you think of war, that claim is a lie. And we have proof.
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Sean Morrow
7 years
@realDonaldTrump This tweet is the American version of when Kim Jong Un has a missile parade
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Sean Morrow
2 years
I was slightly off on the "doesn't apply to corporations" thing, that point was mentioned in a majority of the justices' opinions, but it wasn't the main reason SCOTUS said Mars/Cargill/Nestle/Hershey's were allowed to do child slavery with no repercussions.
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@colesprouse @dylansprouse what's it like working with rob schneider?
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More Perfect Union
10 months
In today's earnings call with defense firm Raytheon, a Wall St analyst noted Israel’s war is an "opportunity" that "fits quite nicely” with the company’s portfolio Raytheon’s exec agreed they'll “see a benefit...on top of what we think is going to be an increase” in DoD's budget
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because of Elon’s verification plan this fake verified account is the first thing that comes up when you click the ‘NORAD’ trending topic.
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Sean Morrow
7 years
@realDonaldTrump aren't you paying people to be there?
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So, @realDonaldTrump and Co are paying ppl to attend their Tampa rally this weekend. Craigslist ad has been taken down, but:
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Sean Morrow
1 year
lol nice
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Christopher Ingraham🦗
1 year
The fake insulin tweet brought more public attention to Eli Lilly than anything in the past 10 years at least. Not at all speculative, imo, to say it was a factor in their decision to slash insulin prices
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i've gotten really into facebook groups for boomers. some great content.
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