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boutta ask my mom if her offer to “slap me into next year” is still available.
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Y’all noticed the coronavirus started spreading after North Korea said they had a “gift” for us?
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Why all the bad bitches got “🏳️🌈” in their bio which country is that 🤨.
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Nigga said “still dead” like we can revive them with the infinity stones or some shit.
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just got kicked out of online church for typing “fuck satan 🗣” wtf i thought we all hated that nigga.
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Dr. Seuss really cheated on his wife for 13 years while she had cancer and then married his mistress after his wife died. Nigga said one bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch ⚰️.
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Latinas be like "maybe just one 🥺" just to end up with a kid that looks like this
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Arrest the student.
Worthing High School worker accused of having sex with student: Sources
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girls turn 18 and instantly make an onlyfans, damn bitch were those your onlyplans?.
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Class of 2020 was born during 9/11 and now they finna graduate during a pandemic
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she’s nice to everybody bro. you somehow took that personally and created an imaginary relationship in your head. .
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man why do dykes always turn into hood niggas? I never met a dyke who wanted to just be an outstanding young man😭😭.
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Rapper: “Dad was never around”. Their dad who worked 12 hour shifts to feed them:
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“my boyfriend would kill you”. me: 😐. you mean the nigga who be making tik toks?.
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I always bragged to people talkin bout I met Michael Jackson 😐 but I finally found the picture dawg 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ who tf is this 😭😭😭
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ባደረካቸው ድርጊቶች ምክንያት ቤተሰቦችዎ ደሙን ያፈሳሉ ፡፡ ለድርጊቶችዎ የዘላለም ሥቃይ ይሰማቸዋል ፡፡ ያፈሰሱ እንባዎች ወደ ደም ይለወጣሉ ፣ የሚሰማቸው ህመም ሊቋቋሙት የማይችሉት ይሆናሉ ፡፡ በቅርቡ ለብቻዎ ትሆናላችሁ
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niggas in porn comments be like “she suckin it all wrong” . ight bro go help her then 😭.
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“We need a vaccine!”.“Where is the cure!”.“What are the scientists doing?!”. Scientists:
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I must be havin a nightmare.
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God really piped another niggas girl, got her pregnant, and made her and her man raise his child. He the original toxic king.
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bitches be making onlyfans and getting zero subscribers. seems to me like you yo ONLY fan 😭.
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why is the LGBT community complaining about quarantine? this should be easy y’all were in the closet for years.
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if your pussy does not sound like squidward’s footsteps, I don’t want it 🚶🏾♂️
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nba: *suspends season*.college: *closes*.high school and below: 7:30 sharp mf.
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just found out my cousin with a stuttering problem died in prison, nigga couldn’t even finish his sentence.
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My test results for coronavirus came back negative, thank God 🙏‼️
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if the police say “hang tight” and give the roof of the car a lil pat you goin away for a long time my nigga.
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“It’s April 1st and I was a fool for taking your love for me as a joke”
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atheist niggas walk into their biology class like it’s bible study.
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you niggas used to beat yo meat to GTA strippers don’t think we forgot.
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The album an hour long and it’s been out for 32 minutes how are you niggas already making comparisons.
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Can someone give me financial advice? My bills are always high and ion know why. Netflix - $13.Gym membership - $10.Prime - $9 .OnlyFans- $1,751.CBS All Access - $6.Apple TV+ - $5.Showtime - $11.STARZ - $9. Thanks in advance 🤝‼️.
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Indian niggas be like “on god” nigga which one you talkin about? 🤨😭.
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we’re in quarantine and you niggas STILL not getting nudes?? LMAOOOOO same.
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Their tweets: I NEED A GIANT COCK IN ME RIGHT NOWW. Their bio: 15 | she/her.
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it costs $0.00 to cheat.it costs $0.00 to ghost them.it costs $0.00 to lie.
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only “n word” I know is KNOWLEDGE 💯 y’all niggas should get some 🤷🏾♂️.
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hate when females ask “are you big on soft” bitch are you wet on dry????.
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every country got the virus right now. but China got that shit right off the bat.
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When you go to sleep with a bad cough and wake up watching Kobe drop 60 on some angels
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Mens height chart:. 5’0-5’3 = king 👑 .5’4-5’7 = king 👑 .5’8-6’0 = king 👑 .6’1+ = king 👑 . Don’t let these fake women with fake everything determine your worth king 👑💯‼️.
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