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tweet vaak over voetbal (Feyenoord) of m’n studie. vervelende mensen worden meteen geblokkeerd 🤭

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@MCAVOYFILMS “I am no longer suffering from mental illness”
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@lachicapicante @MIRR0RSEDGE I.....is it bad that I wish for them to experience it themselves just so see if they'll say the same shit again?
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@paulswhtn That man is gonna have to fight hard for me to like him but we’ll see!
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@camillard Also, something about that gigantic crowd singing THAT song with THOSE lyrics got me all the way up in my feelings 😭😭
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@harriesdarling @foIkloreline I truly was today years old when I found out she got to finish her speech 😬
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@possiblydana "Swimming and crying" 😂😂
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@dwnthalane @Doobsac @abc7newsbayarea It's true and you should say it
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@JacobBaker613 @PicturesFoIder The police department investigated the incident and decided that the actions taken by the officers were appropriate.
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@literalclxwn @schmiart @iBlinkForU I will never be okay with it 😔
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@PowerOfDakota God I loved the weird Betty/Marc/Amanda friendship like they were SO MEAN to her in s1 but then it turned out to be a kinda good friendship even tho they were still mean?? Idk how they pulled it off but it was GOOD
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when will someone - anyone - cast stephanie beatriz as a superhero? quit sleeping on her 👏🏼👋🏼
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@JeyKey2121 @ValkyrieShepard Oh I, a Dutch person, would blend in so easily in Germany. Whenever I sit next to someone in public transport (pre-COVID obviously) and another seat is free I never get up. Lowkey get offended too when someone else does. I just continue to sit there like
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@peachcrisis My mom about my existence now 😂
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@lawrencevanrijn @goldengateblond She literally explained the WHOLE situation. There isn’t anything left to explain.
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i freaking love this photoshoot
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Reality Bytes and Modern Family. I'm getting a triple dose of @iamstephbeatz this week. 💪
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@tonyposnanski @TomiLahren Uhh I live in Europe and I'm pretty sure we don't want her here either
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sometimes i think about how toxic the gaming community can be, and i want out. but now i will think about him. http://t.co/uNbqllyN5E
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current mood #SonyE3
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@naledimashishi Is- is that a human fist and a smirk?
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this is rosa but also @iamstephbeatz , let's be real here
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@empresstuk @letsbians @kendrickscomer To be fair, after they said in the beginning that it wasn’t a love story I kind of braced myself for it and focused more on the Ellie/Paul friendship, which I thought was delightful. But I would’ve liked if they focused on Aster more, too.
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this photo slays me constantly,
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@_TheBluntDoctor I had a customer tryna get my attention by staying silent and looking at me like this, his stare following my every move
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@TheePotatoGirl_ @elizbcth @PopBase The book title is literally the reason why I’m interested in reading it. I don’t really read memoirs, but I’ll make an exception for this one.
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@icryaboutlife @CoWbOyZNaTiOn13 @Widder5hins @Nina7Infinity fr like I’m a woman since birth who has had people refer to me as a man or boy when I had short hair, and it upset me greatly. She/her are my PREFERRED pronouns, because I greatly PREFER them.
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Oh yeah...that's the stuff. So glad that @Brooklyn99FOX is back! #DontPoopOnTheSubway http://t.co/11zNEMtiGE
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@DYN4MOS love jason ❤️ but if we’re talking sitcom himbos can I mention miggy park?
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@iamstephbeatz : *talks about ice age* me: *instantly thinks about b99*
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@DerpSwan Because the parental vibes were off the charts!!!
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@chelseadeanne Yeah, sometimes I wonder "why am I so tired" and then I remember that oh, it's because I've been on my feet for over 9 hours.
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We did it. We managed to survive a week without @Brooklyn99FOX . #brooklyn99
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@thinkergilmore I’ll stand here and admit that I like Logan just because I can’t resist that face (and the fantasy of living life happier than I am) but mostly IT’S THE FACE😫😮‍💨
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@beautyghost97 Kara really said “I looked into Lena’s eyes” like that’s an argument that would ever hold up in court or sumthin😭😭
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you've heard of @iamstephbeatz as kylo ren, now let's get ready for:
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@thfcalbon @SanMarino_FA We absolutely fucking are. They scored a goal!
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@BaseballCresant @grumpyzoros me when ppl try to convince me that I should feel sorry for Andrew Tate
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@fr12nl @JanSmit @fcvolendam wat hebben wij te maken met het feit dat Ajax hun eigen wedstrijd heeft gesaboteerd? Ajax heeft zowel ons als jullie genaaid, wij dragen daarin niet de verantwoordelijkheid.
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@TVLine NOPE.
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@iamstephbeatz ur expression during the table read makes me feel so Warm™!!! dats me waiting for b99 4x01
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@yung_laurendoer @Iemonbomb Ok is it just me? My "daily mixes" have been the same for months. Only recently they changed a little bit because I've been listening to rap more.
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@soyycrates @michaelscat2 @_petikemas_ Two things. 1 - The right cat looks like Ron Swanson. 2 - Why is the left cat so darn cute????!
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@CSIRJen Every time I see this I think of that tweet (I think by jazzfordshire) that goes "everyone is there with superpowers and Lena is just there with the audacity"
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@Fraxtil @ElCHENWALDE the congregation: YASSSSSSSS KING
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@lweezus @idgafghanistan My brain just straight up refuses to see the jeans like 💀💀💀
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@NinjaTheory This artwork by denstark8 is just fantastic. http://t.co/AHuawqzjNW
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@Luth0rDanv3rs The way she did it so respectfully tho 🥵
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@WholesomeMeme what the timeline did:
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@LadieLabrys @platformedboots I think Danny got them all into it (except Topher). It’s scary to think of how powerful he was/is/could be within that cult of an organization.
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@DerpSwan This makes so much more sense to me than the “Katie was only mean to be in 3 eps” story I mean I’m not claiming she lied but they way Lena was introduced to the show instantly screamed “I am here to stay” 😭
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@kaylamdimarco What's her @
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@avatricecorp They really said
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@Feyenoord Sterk van Timber en Gimenez is weer scherp!
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@stylestruIy Please stop sharing this like he actually said it I MADE IT AS A JOKE bc it is something he WOULD say
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@alexuslatesia me picking the blue jeans and white t-shirt at all times
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@gayluthxr me when Supercorp is endgame
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people calling wrench too edgy. why are you so afraid of love? who hurt you? #WatchDogs2
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@phamp13 @PopCrave I was drinking a milkshake and nearly snorted into it reading this tweet. But you’re right and they’re so real for that 🤪
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@avtumn0 @stopthehorny I accidentally read that as “threat”
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@JPStewartWriter @matthaig1 Less known, but my local club in NL has a player who doesn’t do interviews either because of a stutter. Nothing about “interviews being part of the job” for that man either.
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@1908nl @KuipTalk Feyenoord samengevat dit seizoen:
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@gayluthxr me seeing this video
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@MadameKatacomb "Ma'am, is that your kid?" = CONTROL YOUR DAMN CHILD. THEY'RE FUCKING UP MY DISPLAY.
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@svpergrl It’s giving me very
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@grendelsmilf I hate the internet for always focusing so much on daddy issues but mommy issues........represent....?
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@jameelajamil @nbcthegoodplace This is so difficult for me because I don’t have close relationships with anyone, and I keep saying that’s what I want because it inspires me to be a better person, and people keep telling me I need to be a better person for myself. I don’t know what to do.
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@Chipfromthepark @SomaKazima This laugh at makes me think of Feel Good Inc 😀
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@sketty1338 @koralinadean It looks like the waiting room of an overpriced therapist.
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@amysqntiago "Get woke, Scully" should be a general term to use for people who aren't woke. Regardless of whether or not their name is Scully.
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ps4 exclusives vs xbox one exclusives
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Just put me out of my misery please. Let them kiss on the mouth. Supergirl: Is Supercorp Endgame or Not?
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@AtlusUSA me convincing myself I can sabotage people
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@fruitymckirby Lena saying darling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kara saying Lee
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@CSIRJen Lena said:
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@beautyghost97 @CSIRJen omfg fanfic writers are OBSESSED with giving her raises 😭😭 all she needs to do is clear Lena’s schedule or order lunch and fanfic Lena will be raising that salary 😭😭😭
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@EASPORTSFIFA Park the bus is the reason why I have anger issues.
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That lil headshake he does after a spin is so cuuuuuuute #PS5Share , #SackboyABigAdventure
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@GIBiz A 15 hour game sounds fine if it’s replayable. Frankly my 50hr work weeks simply don’t give me the time to sit down for 80 hour games anymore.
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@kallojaths as a mercy I felt a deep connection with a torbjorn who kept thanking me after each heal and kept leaving armor for me 😭😭😭
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@ReelSpotMonkee @NiaDaCosta @RyanIoscoHolmes We get to experience the HBO series for the first time? :)
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@harkinskris @hansdickie This counts for both the doc and the patient 😂
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@sevenseasofshy @dog_rates Saving this pic to use against colleagues who try to contact me on my day off.
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@MDSVeritas NOW HOLD ON A MOMENT
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@scarletluthor this makes me think of this fic 😌
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@akahiggs_ @heckdumby WHAT IS THAT THAT IS TERRIFYING 😭😭
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@Kt_McG_BookClub I rambled a little about my depression and social anxiety, but thought you might like to see this. ☺️
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@bethbourdon The YO got me 😭😭 sad to think that there will always be ppl that think they need to do this to protect their data but the reality truly is that the thieves can do nothing with the phone besides use it for parts or scam someone else with it
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