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me: (voice training) onomatopoeia. orca. antithesis. nine ninety nine. cardiovascular. make mine mint.
elderly downstairs neighbor:(frantically calling the landlord) he's casting spells again
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“don't trust strangers online” ummm no? i'm a good girl and mommy needs the 3 little numbers on the back
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her: god, i'm so hungry
me: oh yeah? (instinctively bends over bearing my neck to her)
her: what? what are you doing? i meant like a snack, like a honey bun or cake or something
me: oh sorry (instinctively bends over bearing my ass to her)
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“what’s going on?” “where are you taking me?” “please don’t hurt me” all questions i will not be asking. i am inside of a beautiful woman’s car.
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is it really stalking? i’d call it closer to “pre girlfriend training” like just getting the basics, learning her favorite foods, places to shop, house address, the works. it's not weird
my therapist: (turning notebook around) this is what you would look like if you were an frog
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"gender is what's in your pants" well i bet you feel real fucking stupid now huh
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made a tier list based off of how i think all the pride flags would taste
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is boysmell real? i feel like everyone's all lying to me. i've got a roommate who's a boy and his smell is rank
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@SheaOnHere
SHE NEEDS IT FOR VERY IMPORTANT REASONS I'M GLAD AT LEAS SOMEPUPPY UNDERSTANDS!!!
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(trying to flirt with another puppygirl) so i’ve been getting really into balls lately
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no none of you saw the original, this is the original, i didn't just think of a better joke
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@ThisStupidTwink
my best fantasy is going on a date with a beautiful tgirl and recognizing her as the Twitter person who made a comic about being bad at sex
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@judgementshae
no literally, i was talking to my friend about how my grandma died and she was like "find my 39 clues, kill each other" or whatever and they just didn't get it
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@cakievlr
genuinely no clue. it keeps happening on all my tweets. i'm glad they at least get somewhat caught by a flagging system
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WHERE DID THE MONEY GO????????????????????
“don't trust strangers online” ummm no? i'm a good girl and mommy needs the 3 little numbers on the back
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still so insane to me that at like 19 i really thought the words in my head "ohhh, trans women are women and i'm just a guy that wishes they were a woman" and then spent the next 3 years wishing i was trans so i could be a woman
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being beaten within an inch of my life but wagging my tail so everyone knows i agree with it
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i know that there's been body horror that tends to entail gender stuff from a cis perspective, but i feel like horror with a fully transitioned trans person having their body be forced back to how it was feels like a horror that would hit really hard
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people who force sleepy trans women to go out of bed and into job all go to hell btw
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so i follow instructions to a T but apparently to my voice trainer it’s “not very funny” and “highly unprofessional” when i send 42 consecutive voice clips of me barking for her after being asked to speak.,
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blood isn't normally red you know, it only turns that color when it’s exposed to air, so it's almost like it gets so embarrassed to be in the wrong place outside my body it blushes! soooooooo cute!!! >.<
my grandma: (painting a big target on my head) don't move so much this time
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where do you find girlfriends? i've already looked underneath rocks and leaves and i'm all out of ideas
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her: idk, you just seemed so… normal on hinge…
me: and i cast a SECOND spell of lust upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 months estrogen as of a week ago because i forgot yay :3
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me: i hate not having boobs! i wish they would just grow already!
tgirl with e cups: awww don’t worry girl! they’ll come in, hrt treated me right, i’m sure it’ll do the same for you!
(me falling to my knees and crawling to her after hearing the words “come” and “treat”)
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“i’m soooooooo scared of cute girl tummy >~<” posts autumn the honest trans girl, completely unaware of the events that would soon unfold
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(trying to engage in discourse) trans womem AREN”T silly goopy snails
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it is kind of crazy that haus of decline came out as a trans woman and immediately everyone was like 99% more critical of every single thing about her
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i would have a girlfriend but girls are pretty and that is intimidating
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@InstantSunrise
it really is so much that. i want to know someone will love me, someone will hold me, will see me who i am and not any type of funky in between without any exception, i want to be put inside of a little cage and drink out of a dog bowl
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my name is Winter btw. ik i haven't really sad that anywhere other than like a lil blurb in my bio and a snowflake but that's ma name
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can we stop normalizing gay sex?
we've made it too normal and now i'm having ~30 sexual encounters a day. today i accidentally had sex 8 times on my way to work, now i’m late to my cubicle with cold coffee and a need to unpack what a frothy venti footjob means to me in therapy
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dysphoric transbian: why did i have to be trans and attracted to women? a monster to disgrace every woman with my lingering eyes and my revolting lust. you deserve to be with a real woman, not me!
cisbian chaser: hey have you noticed how much your boobs jiggle when you cry?
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if she's YOUR girlfriend then why is she purring in my lap?? why is she letting me scratch her behind the ears and under the chin and even on the tummy without scratching me? why does she run to rub up against my leg whenever i come over to your house?,.
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>dysphoric because of pubic hair
>shave
>dysphoric because now i can see my balls
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it's insane interacting with religious ppl after leaving religion, my friend just unironically told me god just guided her to quit her job and then guided her to live with her parents
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trans girl purse essentials:
-multiple scrunchies
-extra hrt pills(if u take pills)
-a cool knife
-an imp
-crumbs
-effigy of your partner should they foolishly cross you
-tissues
-more crumbs
-the comunist manifesto
-cough drop thats been in there for 7 months
-(minimum) 2 spells
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@TerraFlin
@jessicobra
omg... i hope this isn't weird but are you the one from the screenshot? me and my wife saw it and it would be great if you could give us an autograph if it isn't too much trouble
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is she really hot or is she just covered in your blood?
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hey me and my sleeveless top saw you from across the bar and we just love the vibe of your cigarette
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@HalimedeMF
i have evil sex because i'm evil it's the only kind of sex i can have. i am just also transgender by coincidence.
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*paws at her vagina*
*paws at her vagina*
*paws at her vagina beginning to cry*
where balls? puppy can't fetch without balls
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i have a distinct memory of seeing this meme at like 14 and my brain just tingling for some reason
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i've never been in the girls bathroom… i hope the urinals in there are cleaner
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(picking flower petals) she fw me heavy, she don't fw me, she fw me heavy, she don't fw me
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baby, baby, baby, (tugs on her pants leg, i am kneeling) baby, don’t go, don’t go in there plsples, what does she hauve that i dont? im a better urinal then she could ever dream of being, baby, baby, baby
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hey it's me your male coworker. yes i paint my nails(as a feminist), yes i speak 3 octaves higher than most men, yes i'm exclusively romantically and sexually attracted to women even though i'm gay. but i need you to respect me as the manly masculine man i am and call me a queen
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trans girl who gets imposter syndrome because her brain still naturally produces dopamine
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where are the girls that love silly whimsical women that say yayyyyy and do a little happy dance after being told you're going to pee down her throat?
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genuinely so insane just how often i see the collection of all the worlds beauty converging into one singular point in my reality and then she says she looks like a man
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getting left nut tatted on my right nut and right nut tatted on my left nut to make the ocd girl sob all over my balls because she can't eat food out of order
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i think having boobs would be cool, but that is just my opinion
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my account is for being silly, having fun with friends, and playing with toys. if you don't being silly or having fun or playing with toys then get the FUCK off my page (i'm sorry i'm sorry im sorry i didn't mean to say that that was mean i'm sorry do whatever you want i'ms orr
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i would make such a good girlfriend! i'm so weak and frail, i would so easily buckle under a weighted net, my skin is soft so it's easily sliced through, and i pair so well with a nice parsley garnish and side of wine
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(staring at a twink)
her: don’t do it
me: (holding a shovel) i’m gonna make an i saw the tv glow reference
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puppygirls and catgirls don't hate each other, they want to slam their frail wet bodies into each other until they collapse from fatigue. but of course my bitch parents wouldn't get that because all they wanna talk about is how they’re supposed to get me out of jail this time
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sorry for drooling all over myself, ur
ur just veing rly tall rn
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getting bottom surgery just so i can get her to kill all the spiders because i don’t have the balls
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that's it. you've pushed me to my limit. i am NOT asking anymore. i am GOING to play monster trucks on your boobs
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honestly i’d tweet more about my life, but i’m just really boring. it’d all be stuff like “i went to work today. again.” “i saw a cool bug but it flew away before i could take a picture” “in my bed” so instead i make mediocre sex jokes on the internet
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gf that got you a shock collar gag gift and…oops! it looks like she misplaced the key! well it’s fine, it’ll turn up eventually. the collar only happens to go off every now and then, coincidentally whenever you stand on two legs… or use people words instead of barking…-
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*rubs all up and over you covering you in my scent* what’s up gang
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boxers are ❌ NOT❌ sexy!
the only exceptions to this rule are:
A. if you're a girl
B. if you are any or all of the above.
everyone else should be wearing panties or something adjacent
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girl who has brain worms: my shoulders are so broad :(
girl who is a worm: would you still love me?
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hey next time i get a tweet that gets over 500 likes can you all reply to it with:
erm, what the squeak? i'm a mouse🐭and this isn't cheese! 🧀
can you all do that? i think that would be really silly and confuse everybody
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every time someone tells a trans girl she’s lucky to be tall because she can get stuff off of high shelves a piece of their soul is torn away. and once none remains it permanently closes their minds eye, removing the ability to ever imagine women again
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*sniffing around her armpits for any stray pheremones only to find strawberry scented soap* who did this to you?
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if the phrase "thick thighs save lives" is true then it must be inversely understood that i'm a living weapon
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need to stop writing mommy smut nearly called my friend dear
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