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I am a misandrist so if I like you as a man you should feel happy and honored.
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Anti-gun people Pro-gun people
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“Hell yeah NRA is going bankrupt”
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Basically, they believe a 23 year old man is being punished because the company he worked for didn’t keep up with maintenance on their trucks and it resulted in his brakes going out.
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They’ve been together 7 years. She’s always doting on him. She makes significantly more money than him and she has citizenship.
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That one time someone called the cops on a homeless man they perceived as a threat.
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It’s been three months since the 14 months until a climate crisis kills us was up.
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Last night I wrapped a steak in foil and ran hot water over it for about an hour. Turned out so good. Very juicy. Left it a little rare to see what the hype is about.
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One pound of Wagyu beef: $39.99 (on sale)
Cooking it welldone and dipping it in ranch: priceless
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the destruction of the school makes me think cops definitely shot a kid
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How old were you when you realized school dress codes were because violations distract male teachers not male students?
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Oh my god the water they’re carrying for the cops with this description.....
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Some of you would’ve shared “The Libertarian Case for the Iraq War” and it shows.
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What’s the point of replying to tweets with “I don’t care” instead of just not caring?
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It’s been very interesting to see the shift from “We are not voting for Biden, we are voting to remove Trump” to “Warmongers, banksters, and genociders (on his cabinet) are good actually.”
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Libertarians should support antifa because fascism is the opposite of libertarianism.
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If you grew up poor what’s a rich person thing you have now?
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The body cans were never for you. Over 90% of the footage is used for prosecuting people.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF POLICE BODY CAMS IF THEY CAN BURY THE FOOTAGE WHENEVER THEY WANT
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Gun to my head I cannot tell you why getting hit by a car going 30MPH will kill me but wind going that fast doesn’t.
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fiat money is the single enabling factor in the forever war plague. It could not exist without fiat money and is a net negative on civilization.
Cryptocurrency is the single enabling factor in the ransomware plague. It could not exist without cryptocurrency and is a net negative on civilization.
Regulatory impotence is enabling a terrible and growing human cost associated with crypto crime. And it needs to stop.
/fin
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It radiates first quilt energy but I finally got the first half of the grid complete.
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Men represent 89.5% of offenders of violent crime but women are emotional. Lmao okay.
This weekend, I made a joke that women having the right to vote might be a problem.
My reasons for this are bc in my experience, most women tend to be irrational & vindictive. They make emotionally-charged choices that do not factor in practical concerns enough.👇
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a booster shot the same year the vaccine comes out makes it seem real not very good
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Maybe they’ll do gasoline lockdowns ,15 days to lower the prices. Some people predicted stuff like that. Do ur part for the war effort.
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“Trump will go to prison” and “Trump can still win the election” are two sides to one really stupid coin.
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babe r u ok you hardly banged a dang diggy diggy diggy when I bawitdabaw
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WHENEVER I BREAK FASTS WITH NUTS MY HUNGER IS SATIATED BUT I DONT GET ANY SORT OF BRAIN FOG THAT COMES WITH A TRADITIONAL BREAKFAST. THIS TOO COULD BE CONSIDERED POST-NUT CLARITY
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Good
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Remember when Disney removed the black guy (Finn) from Star Wars marketing for their Chinese audience?
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Libertarians question everything unless it’s a “hi, I’m new” honeypot
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What’s in the freezers kills more people than guns tbh
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Where do libertarians get their water?
...a well actually
Ba domp tssss
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Some pawn shop gimmick guy on tiktok got a photo album containing tons of graphic & detailed photographic evidence of the Rape of Nanking that may have never been seen before.
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“These mandates are war, we need to fight now.”
*calls the cops because a homeless is too much for them*
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If someone says “we need to talk” just say “yes, I agree we do” so they have just as much anxiety as you do leading up to the conversation.
Stay tuned for more life hacks
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Do you plan which bite of your meal will be last so you end on the best part?
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Half the comments are white gun owners saying “Very Cool” and the other half are white liberals telling white gun owners how scared white gun owners are of armed minorities lmao
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Praying for the mite’s success
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My husband made my boyfriend get vaccinated before we could finally have unmasked sex.
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I gave someone starter and offered help if she needed it and her response was kinda snotty - “my husband is a chef, I think I have it covered”.
She recently posted a pic of her bread and I don’t think she has it covered?!??
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while the b*tcoiners sleep let me tell you about actual hard money: chucky cheese gameplay tokens
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Imagine what they did to the history books tho
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Judging cops based on how they act as individuals > blindly hating/supporting ALL cops
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Don’t like the government? Just be rich! Dont like the government blowing up your kids? Just have more! Don’t like your job? Just tweet and do meal prep!
Find these takes and more on liberty twitter!
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The real RFID chips were the smart phones we bought along the way.
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someone explain all the pill colors and their meanings I am not pill pilled
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The photo is the most interesting part of this tweet. B o d y d o u b l e
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Quilting all done. Binding and tedious chalk removal time. This quilt is all scraps from the bitcoin quilt. I started it earlier this year but didn’t finish it.
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Some answers that I felt:
Hamburger buns instead of bread slices
Extras of essential items
Bills on autopay
Money to give for the book fair
Snacks
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Are anarchists actually planning to watch The Ritual tomorrow?
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I have no faith in whatever this dead man’s switch thing is, honestly.
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A guy held the door open for me a couple weeks ago and said “I can risk it I’m fully vaccinated.”
it was so gross lol
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I once got ratio’d off of Instagram for telling a TikTok cop to get a real job and his level of upset was superrrrrr worth it
So cop TikTok is a thing. Look at them psycho eyes on this mf.
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If your tweet might be “against the community standard” just add a question mark.
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As a Mexican so I still say Mexican food or do I just say food?
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instead of Chillderburg we get everyone to hang out in a parking lot on a Friday night to listen to three six mafia.
Girls wear shorts with juicy on the butt and boys wear two polos both collars popped
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Saying “nice” after seeing/hearing the number 69.
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After some research, I am now considering that No Nut November is a plot to rid the world of babies born in August (formative months being in the winter = more masculine men).
Nobody else is talking about this right now. Huge factor imo.
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Is anyone here against putting chips on a sandwich or is this universally okay
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This girl on tiktok is out there meeting my soul mate and complaining about it?
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How would you feel / react if you found out your next door neighbor had over 40 cats and over 10,000 pounds of beans?
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I was today years old when I learned people actually slice their bagels?
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If he wanted to keep his Oscar he should’ve sexually assaulted him instead.
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WHITE BOY SUMMER
Ron Paul spotted wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes for interview
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Dinner at 5pm, just gotta take the turkey outta the freezer, let it defrost for an hour, and then boil it until about 4:30pm.
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Libertarians are skeptical of literally any news (understandable) unless it’s some random twitter account that puts “BREAKING:” in front of a tweet.
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Quilt top is finally finished. Next, I have to layer it with batting and a backing, baste it, quilt it, then finally bind it.
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