idiots to lovers is such a trope, so valid, but implies that love makes them stop being idiots, or that their identity as idiots is overshadowed by their identity as lovers. not true. idiots to idiots who kiss. idiots to idiots who'd file joint taxes if they knew what taxes were
i do love those posts that are like “i like m/f romances but only if he looks at her like she hung the moon” or other variants because now that time has broadened my wisdom i know that they’re all just a fancy way of saying “i like m/f romances but only if she pegs him”
the fact that whenever hirohiko araki needs to relax and work on something for himself he sits down to write another slutty little adventure for rohan is honestly so funny
team bucciarati: oh hey mista you’re back early
mista: rock’s haunted
team bucciarati: what?
mista: *loading a pistol and walking back out of the restaurant* rock’s haunted
- wanting you be friends with a person does not entitle you to friendship
- complimenting a person does not entitle you to friendship
- making things for a person does not entitle you to friendship
- being inspired by a person or their work does not entitle you to friendship
normal brain: haikyuu is an anime about volleyball
expanding brain: haikyuu is an anime about the importance of teamwork and overcoming failure which happens to hinge upon the game of volleyball
galactic brain: haikyuu is an elaborate ad for asics shoes
hi my name is gwen and i'm here to tell you about hypmic without knowing a lot about hypmic! jk i know everything so don't question me
(part 1: fling posse and buster bros)
i opened my box of oreos with the intention of eating the oreos contained therein but was surprised to discover that there were in fact no oreos, just a $5 bill that my boyfriend presumably left in the empty box as an apology for eating all of my oreos
a silly opinion but stop putting down the things you’re passionate about by calling them “cringe” or “brainrot” as if caring and being excited about them is shameful 2020
akechi: ah, hail and good morrow, kurusu-san. what fortune that we should meet en route to our respective schools. how are you faring?
akira: (duck noise)
akechi: what a fascinating answer... honest, and yet it entices the imagination... you have given me much to consider
it’s somehow MORE concerning to me that there is plenty of photographic evidence of pigeons building normal nests, like pigeons are biologically capable of making the choice to just not give a fuck
new autotext game, write “what if we kissed (on/at/in)” and let predictive text complete the thrilling scenario. i will begin
What if we kissed on the ground in front of a tree
absolutely here for canute saying some extremely high drama shit and whoever he's speaking to reacting to it with the most bored expression in recorded history
i really can’t bring myself to believe akechi comes in and drinks coffee without going off the shits like he has one sip of sakura’s espresso blend and he’s like “i love sudoku puzzles. do you like pancakes plain or with fruit? do you think anyone will ever love me”
you can all qrt this with your kpop rpf ships i have absolutely zero context for or interest in but i feel it’s fair to tell you who this tweet was REALLY written about
it’s a saturday night, i’m feeling brave, might as well share with you all the story of how alois fireemblem broke my fucking heart and i’ll never love again
update
him: hey, how was your day?
me: oh it was good. the weirdest thing happened though
him: oh yeah?
me: yeah i went to get some of my oreos but the package was completely empty except for a $5 bill
[LONG, STRAINED PAUSE]
him: wow, who would—wha—who would DO that
i had a dream that
@nonnonnegative
wrote a fic for a fandom i wasn’t in and i was DMing her reactions and i said something like “this line just destroyed me and i don’t even go here” and she said “one can still kill without hunting” and it was so metal that i woke up
it's not living (if it's not with you) | Haikyuu!! | Tsukkiyama, 36.8k | In which Tsukishima talks about the weather, gets stuck in a time loop, learns about living, and falls in love. Not necessarily in that order. | The Groundhog Day AU.
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i still can’t believe felix hugo fraldarius told annette fantine dominic that when she sings it’s like he’s her captive. you think you can just fucking, open your mouth, and say things with it? you’ve got another thing coming hair boy
local philosophy major throws on thrift store blazer over favorite hoodie to impress high school friends he hasn't seen in years but forgets to comb his hair
yes / YES / the boys are up
(thank you
@hawberries_
for my LIFE i am going to cherish this beautiful piece for as long as i live and i absolutely did NOT cry when i held it in my hands)
hinata and kageyama's fight in season 2 of haikyuu is heart-wrenching and well done for so many reasons but honestly literally the BEST part of it all is that they both almost immediately forget that it happened
- think critically about whether what you want is friendship or just the status/achievement of being someone’s friend + think critically about whether you want to foster a genuine reciprocal connection or just want to have someone on call to listen to and validate you