Slow Cone (PARODY) slow/parked
@slowcone57
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My corporate partners didn’t Google me. Really, I’m just parked for being too slow 🏴 Thanks Opie’s Anal Cream & Bill’s Butt Plugs. 4 laps down, but top 10! #57
Joined May 2022
@MaxSombrero69 @WokeODSteve @victor18reyes @NotSpotterBrett @WillDeas3 @HandJobHarry2 @m_uffler73194 @ErikNWeber_NF @sir_loinof All I see is Daniel Suarez on ESPN Diez.
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RT @MaxSombrero69: Well with pole qualifying about to begin, time to unveil the Daytona Duels game o drink. @WillDeas3 has already said he’…
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@Colt3756 @LsTdiecast @joe_srigley @DAYTONA If they actually show up with a put together car that runs.
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RT @DGIveyNASCARFan: Yet another call by @FOXSports @NASCARONFOX to fuck off with the cringe, no good, childish, prude, godawful and offens…
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@victor18reyes @NotSpotterBrett @WokeODSteve @MaxSombrero69 @sir_loinof @m_uffler73194 @ErikNWeber_NF @BigDaddyShane46 @WillDeas3 He had a busy night last night. One of the haulers missed the tunnel at Daytona and tried to go through the gap in his teeth.
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@A_S12 @TheCW Excellent! Let’s hope they use actual photos for the drivers instead of those stupid ass cartoon like @FOXSports
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@MaxSombrero69 @WokeODSteve @NotSpotterBrett @HandJobHarry2 @m_uffler73194 @WillDeas3 @ErikNWeber_NF @sir_loinof @victor18reyes @Darksideleader2 @BigDaddyShane46 Just wait til we welcome a new Sherriff in town! 🤣
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@JinxEugene @joe_srigley @AkinoriOgata The only Viens news we’ll get over the next two weeks is how he DNQ’d an ARCA car and maybe who he scammed for money this time….
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RT @psychedalex68: Never forget when Viens brought a shitbox so ill prepared the driveshaft literally fell out of it in pit road.....this g…
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