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slittening presents…
● reward circuit ●
a dan and phil socmed au
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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had a dream that during the like opening scene at tit dan called phil his fiancé, waited a few seconds for people’s reactions, and then said “and that’s how i know who to target” and then promptly began nerf gunning down anyone who had any kind of reaction
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okay but when did they film this. ik phil runs that gaming channel like the navy
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dan tweets “chappell roan”.
chappell roan has a song called HOT TO GO.
in which there is a lyric “it’s like a 199 degrees”.
199 degrees is close to 200 degrees. which in Celsius is a great oven temperature for. You guessed it.
Baking
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my bf (completely unprompted) just told me he would get an eyebrow slit if one of my tweets got 300k likes? like baby this is dnp twt i'm lucky if i get 1
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no new videos bc the slits r so bad they can’t show their faces
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gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s 2009 dan and phil
gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the 2017 proshot of falsettos live at the lincoln center
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wait do you all really think that “no but seriously imagine it” is happening at when we were young
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three groups of dan and phil crafts viewers :
-horror/film fans ready to theorize
-wait they’re kinda……… (gay)
-wait they’re kinda……… (hot)
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captured probably the funniest screenshot of my life last night
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embrace the coconut tree and have the courage to fall out of it or something like that
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yes girl hit tweet
guys i woke up in a panic last night and wrote down a tweet and immediately fell back asleep i am going to post it
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okay but when did they film this. ik phil runs that gaming channel like the navy
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why are they always cookin stir fry in phanfics… am i missing something
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we need to step tf up
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all the phannies in who are in timezones where they r still asleep like they should be waking up in a few hours to see just an absolute shit show
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me when someone tells me sister daniel is at the function
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IS ANYONE LIKE. CAN SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW CRAZY THIS VID IS. AM I JUST BEING FERAL. IM LOSING IT I NEED THIS DOWNLOADED TO MY BRAIN
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hello i thought we were phar truthers why is no one talking abt this
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guys i was with the
#goldenphil
movement but i think we underestimated the joy of phil getting to turn his favorite person into one of his favorite things. like. do yall hear me
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do u think . we will get. Pictures of them together. At pride. Just thinking ……
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hey i found somebody’s cat (?) he won’t stop looking at me like this can someone please take him
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i know i keep saying it but. phil. Solo. PROJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if we see supportive dan i will. not make it
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“i heard people are “i ship us”
shipping us?”
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hi baes i wanted to give u all a life update i am coming out as a lesbian LOVE U ALL MWAH MWAH MWAH
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actually i want to be this fucker
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seeing not enough tweets about the beginning of the video like IM SORRY ? i know he said we were on his fyp but this is just terrifying
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guys have we considered that maybe the golden pig is running the golden pig account
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i'm here again
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this probably isn’t my place to say anything but if you’re white in this fandom and you feel the need to declare how much better you are than the racists getting called out “i wouldn’t say things like that…” you need to actually listen to the poc in this fandom and grow tf up
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as someone who works in a library, dan’s little library talk made me so happy 🫶🏻 if there’s a library in ur town and u don’t have a card what r u doing ⁉️
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hey guys! just wanted to tell u a little bit about my favorite youtube channel!
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i fear that they maybe played the rest of it takes two on their own…
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can someone make an edit with this vid as the intro… asking for a friend
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hi hi hi friends :) i finished the amazingphil version of my quiz! let me know what you get :)
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take my quiz to find out what early danisnotonfire video u are...........
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okay now that he’s done responding i’m going back to the 🧡 bc actually i have never felt less normal about anything ever in my whole life
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happy mpreg monday <3
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WHO ELSE UP ON THEIR PHERIOD
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so many ex phannies seeing this tweet like COME BACK
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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i think single lesbian is better for pride month than in a relationship w a man and in denial? right? right guys
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ending the discourse here and now…. cassandra should be dalien’s frenemy, malcolm their bff, alijah is the correct answer for romantic partner like sry nerdy goth cheerleader x jock footballer like it doesn’t get better than that
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guys listen to me hear me OUT phil solo project. book. short film. something. HES COOKING SOMETHING
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sometimes i put him in my notes and forget about him. cunty dan howell.
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me saying this is terrible as a joke and my bf straight face saying dan isn’t funny
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they are both so fucking cute in this video how do i recover from this
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oh so he’s acknowledging this whole interaction and the 🧡 it’s fine im good it’s okay
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@dnpverse
like did this person rly even watch their old videos…. like dan has always been like that it is a bit <3
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oomfchella at dan’s event and phil has been spotted it’s fucking over for me (im eating panda express alone in my car in the middle of no where virginia)
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hey guys
@danielhowell
@AmazingPhil
i just need u guys to know i’ve seen the bunny ears and like if u did an Easter baking vid and didn’t release it for some reason it isn’t too late i am out here working to prove that u guys filmed one so if u could just maybe please please plea
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pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?pizza mukbang today right guys?
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