हम ऐसी कुल किताबें क़ाबिल-ए-ज़ब्ती समझते हैं कि जिन को पढ़ के लड़के बाप को ख़ब्ती समझते हैं अकबर इलाहाबादी

Are yrr.. 🤤

Now that he is being attacked everyone has suddenly turned into flag bearers of real issues. No one gives a fk otherwise.

होती है शाम आँख से आँसू रवाँ हुए ये वक़्त क़ैदियों की रिहाई का वक़्त है

Befitting the name of their party. Kyonki Aam aadmi se zyda nautanki koi nahin kartaa.

So being a leader means being in power for him?

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Jokes ke naam par bhi vakeelon ko milta hai sirf tareekh.

Vakeelon ke paas ek hee date wala joke rehta hai har Valentine's Day par.

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Indore ka cleanest city hone ka ek kaaran ye bhi hai ki aadha kachra to yahan ke logon ne apne bheje mein bhar lia hai.

maine khwabon mein barson taraasha jise tum wahi sang e marmar ki tasveer ho

Boman Irani has a natural edge over others because of his permanent zhukaam wali voice.

First creator to contest an election? Ye kaun si nayi achievement unlock krdi🤣

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@Crazybakchod Kerala is the easiest. Wahan bhi nahin jeet rahi to kahan jeetegi 😭

Poora din ho gaya ye dimaag se nahin nikal raha. Never going to forget this.

Atishi celebration is very much justified. Defeated a 3 time MLA of neighboring constituency. And 2 time MP of South Delhi constituency which has 10 assembly constituencies in it including Kalkaji. He used to win it all. And now he couldn't win the 1/10th of it.

Kya Sapna tha yaar

Iski kyon phat rhi hai zero seat mein hee 🤣🤣