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“This is a Máraton, not a Sprint” 😂
Apex w/ Randoms - Take 2
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Happily married for 11 years.
Wouldn’t have been possible without this exact kind of banter…
The amount of sad, single, and delusional folks commenting negatively about this clip need to get a grip.
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🎄Feliz Navidad Squid Squad! 🎄
🎅🏼 From our familia to yours! 🎅🏼
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🙌🏼 💜 WE ARE SIMPLY THE BETTER COMMUNITY 💜 🙌🏼
TWITCH PARTNER ☑️
FOR 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 MATTER 👏🏼
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@Ninjayla
@TSM_Myth
@TSM_Daequan
@TSM_Hamlinz
@THEvsnz
@ChicaLive
@TSMentGHATAK
@opsqt
@TSM_Geometrics
@GMHikaru
None of them made
@TSM
team because of the color of their skin.
It was their efforts, individuality and their character that got them signed.
Organic Outcome > Forced Outcome
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An absolute Johnson of a weekend ⛳️
We didn’t bring home the 🏆 but the vibes were DE LOCOS 💯
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@JakeSucky
I recommend pumping the brakes and digging deeper. Emotion-filled conclusions for the sake of impressions is unprofessional journalism.
Bonobo is the name of an in house modeling tool Bungie/Halo has used since Halo 2. It could have auto-defaulted to model that term. An error.
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@yourfavtess
Ah, the unmarried expert on marital bliss strikes again!
Maybe stick to commenting on things you actually have experience/know about…
Like the right amount of cleavage exposure to attract simps or how to best photoshop waist lines 🎯
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@MonsoonGG
We could also just leave the kids alone…
The relentless push for increased sexuality exposure on kids is alarming.
Your defensiveness/support of it is just as alarming; considering you have no kids of your own.
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I just wanted to give her a heads up I was coming over later for some shunky monkey engagement 🤮🚽
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@jimbeglin
The apology was entirely unwarranted.
Anyone who is offended by what you said is likely ignorant or willfully engaging in cancel culture.
Así somos los latinos en la cancha; apasionados, y con poca paciencia.
Déjalos hablando solo. Que como los niños eventualmente se aburren.
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You find it “offensive”.
I find it hilarious.
That’s why I’m happier than you.
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Lobbing this here to get over the fear of sharing this type of content 😰
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Don’t flip the script now brodér.
Say it with your chest; or stfu.
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I haven’t been Masters/Pred since season 3 (2019)
If there is still a team needing a third for Rivals to fill that void; my vibrations are ready.
For the matter 💪🏻
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As described by
@Nokokopuffs_
@daltoosh
has evolved into a Pterodactyl
Season 5 is going to be lit 😂
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3 straight nights of sleeping 2 hrs & two wine bottles deep
@daltoosh
@drxcaryss
The result:
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@G2Dezignful
People rather feel offended than feel entertained.
Sense of humor and maturity are endangered traits on the verge of extinction.
Lastly, what’s a 401qué?
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Officially Partnered w/
@glytchenergy
❗️
Struggling to be simply the better player? All you need is a boost! For the matter!
Use code “SlimSquid” at checkout for 25% off!
Video Editor:
@Cris_Snipes
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Like this tweet if you’d be interested in “For the matter” , “simply the better player” , “Granada of the fire” merch.
And I’m not talking overpriced, low quality, third party mass produced crap.
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‘Twas a long night of drinking and partying… POV of this morning when she lost the Rock Paper Scissors to see who drives home 😂
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Well… I just found out that saying “I’m out here fucking dudes” as a straight man, during a video game, is now a cancelable offense… 🙃
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@MonsoonGG
Let me break it down for you, scientifically.
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@MonsoonGG
I’ve never seen someone say so much while saying so little…
1) I have no interest in discussing parental matters with someone who isn’t a parent.
2) Once again, I’m alarmed by how overtly curious you are about other peoples definition of sexuality.
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My amazing wife planned and pulled off the best surprise birthday weekend I could have ever asked for 🥲💜
Gathered all of my closest friends, even those from out of town, and we celebrated in true DE LOCOS style 🎉
I am the luckiest man on earth with her by my side 👩🏼
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We are kid free tonight…
Going to watch
@ErikGriffin
at the Houston Improv.
Slim Jr
#2
might be conceived tonight.
De Locos 🤪
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AUGUSTA. HOLE 16. TIE GAME.
@EffingWires
+
@drxcaryss
VS
@daltoosh
+
@slimsquid
HOLE IN ONE? FOR THE MATTER‼️
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Fortnite has no building and first person ADS…
I’ve been waiting for this moment for 4 years and I feel like a small child christmas morning.
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Quick take on Tcon:
Met some amazing people and made some new friends.
Definitely noticed there was a whole lot more clout chasing and status postering than in previous twitch con’s.
Overall a solid trip.
Crosshair is now firmly set on the release of PGA 2K23 this week ⛳️ 🎮
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Fellas Golf Weekend was a success.
Freaking love these dudes.
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@daltoosh
@ericananmalay
@esportsawards
Hairline is getting so chalked. Apex years are starting to show.
Nice Tux though
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This only happens because of your support 🤟🏼
For the matter of the fact, thank you 🙌🏼
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We’re out here fellas. Absolutely hungover, but we are here to try to clinch the bag 💰
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@daltoosh
@Lifei444
@HisWattson
@MandeOW
@ImperialHal
Is no problems, I here for translation assistance of English for any requirements.
For the matter of a fact; because yes.
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Immigrated here because my dad would have been jailed my father for opposing a dictator.
Went from food stamps and Medicaid to being a successful employer.
I send my family in Venezuela boxes of food and medicine every month because they can’t find/afford any.
Some privilege.
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@daltoosh
Good tempo.
Built a wall with your lead leg.
Swing plane centered.
Unweighted during backswing.
You hit ball first then divot.
Complete follow through.
Great mechanics, but ever better feel. Very natural.
Now... Let’s talk about not skipping leg days...
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Today marks 8 years that our son Max was born and changed our lives.
Happy Birthday to the Max! 🎂🎊🎉
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Reminder:
If you LEARN from your LOSS, you’ll WIN.
two L’s, when put together = W
Try it with your hands 😉
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Happy Birthday to my best friend. My wifey. My everything 👸🏼 ❤️
I can’t believe how quickly time flies. Flashback to the first celebrated b-day together (2011)
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When it comes to the actual card game playing experience:
Yu-Gi-Oh > Pokémon
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Rate my Take:
Arena’s is actually a really fun game mode with huge potential.
Current game mode (storm closure) clashes with promoting a new Apex experience.
Adding different game types to Arena’s would provide renewed interest and a fresh experience (CTF, DEFUSE, GUNGAME)
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TikTok has been absolutely on fire 🔥
Is only de beginning my fréns… With your continued support; de sky is de limit 🚀
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