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@slimebased
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Joined August 2011
Finding old music you used to listen to is like getting back in touch with an old friend.
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Someone out here is killing these women and no one wants to investigate because they don’t classify them as human beings due to their profession. It’s actually sickening.
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girls with their own money talk back crazy to anybody, they dgaf who you thought you was 😂😭😭😭.
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I ignore ur dm’s cause I want y’all to find y’all soulmate. It ain’t me.
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some girls dnt even be flirting, their vibe so raw ppl just be falling for them.
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If she dyed her hair after the relationship yall not gettin back together. New hair, new life, new nigga 😂😂😭.
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she’s the type to say everything’s fine then block you at 2am 2 days later 😂😭😭😭.
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GIRLS THAT HAD A CURFEW BACK IN THE DAY & HAD TO ASK TO HAVE COMPANY & GOT THEY PHONE 📱 TAKEN AWAY. THEY THE ONES WHO WIFEY MATERIAL NOW 🙌🙌🙌.
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Ya'll ever chilled with somebody and the whole time yall chilling yu thinkin about never chillin with them again 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊.
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She a 10 but still healing from things she didn’t deserve so ima be patient with her.
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girls be social for like 3 minutes then don’t wanna talk to anyone for 7 days.
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She didn’t do anything wrong! Free her.
Texas wife shoots her husband in the leg after finding him cheating with another woman and then tells police 'he deserved it'
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She pregnant? Not ur business. She suck dick? Shit thats her. They broke? Not everybody got money. Mfs be worried about the wrong shit.
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Why do girls dance a little or hum a little when yall finally get something to eat???.
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The prettiest girls hands down are Virgos 😍, Sagittarius , Cancer 🙌 , Leo , Libra 😋, Pisces ,👏 Aquarius ,💪 Gemini & Aries 💯.
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It don't matter if your girl is right or wrong, the argument aint over till you "understand where she comin from" 😂😂😭.
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once you get attached it's like you can't leave that mf alone 😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍🙄🙄🙄😩😩😩😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😘😘😘🙄🙄🙄😩😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😩😭😘😘🙄🙄🙄😭😩😩😭😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄😍😍😘😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍.
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ANY FEMALE THAT FUCKS WITH U WHEN U FUCKED UP & DON'T HAVE SHIT, IS THE SAME PERSON U SHOULDN'T FUCK OVER ONCE YOU GET YO SHIT TOGETHER 💯.
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Why Do Girls Be Tryin To Fight The Side Chick Talkin Bout, "You Knew He Had A Girlfriend". BITCH, "HE" KNEW HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND 😂😂😂😂.
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF PEOPLE NEVER SPELL OR SAY YOUR NAME CORRECTLY 🙋😂😭.
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@gigirxn Something weird is going on. It’s too many deaths in a short time span to be a coincidence.
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Wendy's 4 for $4, Burger King got a 5 for $4 & now DQ giving us a burger, fries, drink & a sundae for $5?!?!.Like yassss keep competing 😂😂😂.
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normalize blocking somebody once you find out they a Aries or a Libra.
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Morning sex requires silence cause if you blow that morning breath in my face, Ima tell you about yourself 😂😂😂.
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You can’t cheat on her and get mad when she cheats back.
Offset with a post and delete alleging that Cardi B cheated on him.
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When you got TRUST ISSUES but you be the one cheating 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊.
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How many girls can honestly say they loved a man for who he was and not for what he had 🤔.
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This Generation Is gonna put an end to marriage. All yall wanna do Is "Talk" gonna be 65 years old talking bout some "yeah we talk" 😂😭.
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A girl who really loves you is gonna sound like yo mama after a while cuz she only wants the best and what's good for you.
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Girls are prettier when they're happy. That's why you gotta stress your girl out so niggas don't look at her 😭😂.
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Girls be calling their friends bitches like its nothing " wya bitch ". " at the crib bitch ". " omw bitch " . " bet bitch " 😂.
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Let your girl go through your phone 📱 & not find shit. She still gonna be mad. "Yea Yea you probably deleted everything, wit ya lying ass"😂😂.
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Your girl curves 3 guys a day. 2 of em look better than u & the other one is doin better than u in life. but u still chasing hoes 😂😂.
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I hate when girls be extra wit their nigga contact name. Names like "My Oxygen💕" Bitch I'm pretty sure u was breathing fine before u met him.
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Bitches will call you complaining & crying 😭 about they relationship then say "hold on this him" 😂😂.
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Niggas wait all the way until the relationship is over to love their girl 😂😂😂.
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WHen a real female say she got you, she got you. She might catch a little attitude from time to time, but she really got you.
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We all know that one girl who look innocent but really freaky af 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊.
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The beginning of relationships be so 😍😍 until shit start fucking up. Niggas get the girl they want then stop doin what they did to get her 😂.
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You can write a nigga a 5 page paper about why you're upset & his response still will be "What tf is you talking about" 😩😂😂.
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WHEN PEOPLE POST PICS OF THEM CRYING , WTF U WANT US TO DO ???? DM YOU SOME TISSUE 😂😂😂😭.
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My friend cheats on his girl DAILY. Nigga broke down crying when he found out she went to the movies with another nigga 😂😂😂😂.
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Girls that look "stuck up" are some of the coolest females you'll ever meet.
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I HATE a "but remember when I did/paid for this" ass person. Don't do shit for me if you're gonna throw it in my face in the long run.
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Eye contact during sex 🍆💦💦 gets you pregnant!! Don't look at me bitch 😂🙄.
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I texted my girl at 7:25 and it's 7:26 now. She probably spent that one minute talkin to other niggas. Fuck that i'm single.
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If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz I'm having a therapy session with myself in my head.
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Girlfriend Or Not , If She Cutting Everybody Off 👥 For You & Giving 💁 You All Her Attention. Do Not Entertain These Other Females 💯💯💯.
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Girls are so fucking 😢😄 dramatic everything is "Bye✌" "Im Done" "Do You" "I Hate You" " DELETE MY NUMBER👋" "Go Talk To All Your Hoes" 😂😂😂.
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Girls get a boyfriend and be tryna give everybody relationship advice. First of all he cheating on you 😂😂.
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When bae tries to go through your phone while you asleep but none of your fingerprints work cuz you used your big toe 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊.
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If your girl sticks around & gives you time to change, bro that's more than love.
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EVERY Female got that 1 girl bestfriend that always be grabbing they ass.
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How many females still have their "EYEBROWS" after they get out the shower ??.
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HOW MANY FEMALES DONT HAVE TO WEAR POUNDS OF MAKEUP TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEY SELF??? 😝😒😡😟😂.
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IF A SOMEONE KEEPS SAYIN "THAT'S CRAZY" THEY AINT HEAR SHIT YOU SAID.
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The best sex is usually with the person you shouldn't be fuckin 😏😜💯.
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NIGGAS BE 18+ NO JOBS 😑, DROPPED OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL & JUST SMOKE WEED ALL DAY AT THEIR MAMA HOUSE AND YALL BITCHES BE CUFFING EM 😂😂.
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Girls be working at a clothing store tryin to catch a attitude with you when you ask them a question. Bitch I'll unfold all these clothes 😂😂.
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IF YO GIRLFRIEND PISSING 😠 YOU OFF GO SMOKE SUM WEED OR GO HANG WIT YO NIGGAZ BUT DONT RUIN YO RELATIONSHIP BY HITTIN UP A TEMPORARY BITCH 👌.
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Girls will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 568872765 times.
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i was in a toxic relationship for so long i forgot how to flirt, all I do is talk shit 😅.
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Stop forcing relationships wit ppl that already gave you signs that it aint gone work.
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If you played HOUSE or DOCTOR when you was a kid, then you a freak 👀😂😂.
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Niggas match their sneakers with their hats but can't match their actions with their words.
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You gotta piss her off early in the morning so you can be on her mind all day! Then apologize around 5:30 😂😭😭😭.
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i knew i deserved better, i just wanted you to be better 🤷🏾♂️ THATS ON ME.
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Niggas be like "Babe did you cum?". She be like "Yea I came ova here for no reason" 😂😂😂😂😂.
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People who bite ice cream with their front teeth are a whole different level of savage 😂😂😂.
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Put yourself in your Girl shoes and think like "if she did this 2 me how would I feel" that shit will correct tf out of you💯.
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Nipple piercings are overrated, nobody trying to suck on them shits they taste like old coins.
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Females Break Bread More Than Niggas Do. Yall Not Ready For That Talk Tho.
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IF YOU NOT READY FOR THE FIGHTS & ARGUMENTS 😡 AND CRYING 😢 "STAY SINGLE" 🚶. RELATIONSHIPS AINT JUST ABOUT BEIN CUTE 💕👫 SHIT GETS ROUGH.
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