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i got that WAP (wasted ass potential)
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im not transphobic ok but i’ve been so traumatised by indian trans beggars bcs THEY START TOUCHING U AND RUNNING AFTER YOU LEIK PLS MAT KARO YAAR 😭😭
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men in my college 🙏🙏
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kabhi pussy kabhi bum 🙏⭐
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what if i cheen tapak in ur dum dum 🫵😩
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why are so many of u assuming that im from bombay?? what abt me is giving bombay??!?! 😭😭 i live in a horrible place u can never guess it
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i hate when i flush cigarettes and they float right back up leik stop taunting me stop trying to get me caught 😡😿
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born to have a party girl summer forced to unpaid internship
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how to gain weight faster pls give tips 🙏🙏
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im wondering if im asexual or just really really bad at dating
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in a toxic relationship w cigs where im trying to quit but it’s difficult but i must 😞👎
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i wish i had jaat friends who would beat up anyone id ask them to beat up
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i hate india and how it treats its women
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hot girls reposting my tweets makes me blush giggle and violently shit my pants 😽😽
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goodmorning guys another day another slay (rona aa raha hai)
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mommy issues 🤝 daddy issues
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i look so dead rn i really need to sleep cyaa 🫂
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at one point my password for everything was "My dad is bad!123" bcs i could never forget it
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beds are lowkey slept on
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i dont have upi sabse badi problem toh wo hai 😭
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skribbl was sm fun we guys should plan it and play
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@slendermansgf There are two wolves inside me
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ok anyway IM 48KGS NOW LETS GOOO js a few more then ill b healthy bmi 🫐🫐💜
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please let's go out for a coffee date it doesn't even have to be a date JUST please let's go and drink nice coffee in some cozy cafe and walk for a bit then complain about how hot the weather is ;(
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cockroaches r so ass pls i wish they all die
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internship ke naam pe free mein majdoori karwa rahe hai 😔
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@Pvt_insaann he used to put me on calls jab his parents would fight and he would call me his gf all da time BUT THEn ahghahsdgsgsvsg bro knew i loved horror movies so he decided to go ghost
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PLS DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I SAID THIS TO MY MOM AS A JOKE WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT K3G & I JS TWEETED IT im a very normal person don't think any less of me 😿😿
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kabhi pussy kabhi bum 🙏⭐
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its giving fungus blueberry cheesecake I AHTE IT SM 😡
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when i was a child I used to think that women lactate during their periods 😭
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the only appropriate response to yo yo is honey singh
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this year's goal is to end sad girl era and enter a self improvement era
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crying in the bathroom saw a cockroach :((
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i wish my boyf would say such romantic things to me 😿
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@slendermansgf Please kick me goddess
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my fav part of the day is the few seconds right after waking up when i don't remember anything
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im 20?!?!! throwing up rn
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i need shots please, alcohol, bullets or sedatives, anything works 👾
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if i had a dick id never stop helicoptering it around
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randirona toh hota rahega mauj masti nai rukni chahiye
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THERE'S A DEADLINE FOR REPORTING SEXUAL ASSAULT/ HARASSMENT IN INDIA ??? YOU'VE TO REPORT WITHIN 3 MONTHS ACCORDING TO THE POSH ACT 😭😭 WHATT that's so fucked up
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i get so overstimulated in mandirs i don't leik going to big mandirs i prefer ghar pe pooja
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i once went on a date w a cute girl and we were being v cute holding hands and kissed eachothers cheeks and she was initiating evetything so I was leik ok yes this is going somewhere BUT then a few days later she blocked me then a month later she apologised i didnt reply 😭😭
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none of my actually funny tweets get recognition only random brain rot shit leik kabhi pussy kabhi bum gets all da attention 😿😿
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what do u say when it's morning time in gujrat? ... GUJMORNING
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morning guys, if it were a good morning id not have to go to office 😿
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im gonna b 21 in 5 months that's crazy pls let me be 18 again and re live my horrible life choices
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u aren't unlovable u just have low self esteem bcs of parental trauma
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eated sounds better than ate idk 😨
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@Aarmada32 I TOLD U NA HIS NAME IS "THE DEVIL" ON WHATSAPP AND INSTA 😭😭😭
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ive seen sm laxman jizz today against my will mood ruined
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i only date tall men bcs they’re the closest thing i can get to slenderman
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@bornetoseethe im not transphobic but then resorting to extortion by the means of harassment is not ok no matter who does it and unfortunately it's happened to me thrice now 😭😭
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i work in an ngo that's litrally based on COMPREHENSIVE SEXUALTIY EDUCATION STOP CALLING ME TRANSPHOBIC and Om not trying to promote hate pls stOP FIGHTING W ME IN MY DMS AAAA
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@5ajanya HUH WHAT I DIDNT KNWO 😭
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UHH ITS 7 PM WHY QRE THESE GADHE KE BACCHE NOT TELLING US TO LEAVE THE OFFICE
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how do i tell this guy at the office that WE ALL CAN HEAR the youtube video that he's watching about hardik pandyas divorce 😭
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creepy old dude chased me and my friend at the mall today but im glad the security there caught him immediately & took action against him. that man deserves to get beat up. what's ass is that when the guards were approaching him he ran away so they had to chase him down. men 😍
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i need to stop being chronically online and finish my stupid assignment
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ok so in the past 48 hours i’ve received death threats, threats of people wanting to hit me w rocks and also people telling me that i only post for male attention. this is v funny to me but also some of u r proper fucked in the head and i hope u get explosive diarrhea rn
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@Cute_radfem if you aren't a man who has gone thru SA then I suggest SHUTTING TF UP. tyvm.
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this one annoying kid kept running into me i wanted to kick it so bad
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indie mint tastes so bad and sweet like it feels like someone spat meetha paan in my mouth and i hate it sO MUCH. if indie mint was the only cigerette ever id never smoke fr
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aaj toh ladai ke mood mein hoon
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this girl called our professor sexiest instead of sexist im dying
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i love that so many men js resort to calling u derogatory terms leik randi and all when their fragile male ego gets even js a little bruised. grow a pair fr
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enough fighting for today i will go back to being peaceful for a bit
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arrey
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my juvenile justice prof keeps saying that men are opressed in india GIRL WHICH INDIA ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 🤡🤡🤡
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all those who have hurt me deserve to go bald rn
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if the govt puts a tax on giving gaalis it'd be over for all the delhi gurgaon boys and also the govt would make BANK
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BRAT SUMMER BUT ITS JUST Burnout Rage Anxiety Trauma
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spending time on twitter instead of reading the long ass judgment for the twitter case
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some people do not deserve freedom of speech; they deserve to have their lips glued shut.
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dimaag ka dahi ho chuka hai 🎉🤑
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would u rather lick icecream off of a v hairy chested mans chest (clean) orr would u lick icecream off of a veryy dirty nasty foot 🤨
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office ki mummy ki chut yaar pareshaan kardiya hai unn gadho ne paise bhi nai dete 😔😔😔
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i am back from my hibernation 😽
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all of my past relationships were satirical performances
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mere saamne wali khidki mein ek gaand ka tukda rehta hai (saamne wala neighbour tried to scam my dad)
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water tastes so good today wtf im having sm water
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enemies AND lovers,, the right balance
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yesterday i learnt that it's mc flurry and not mc furry and im sad now bcs mc furry sounds sm better 😿
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oyee how to join taliban
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BREAKING: The US government mistakenly transferred $239 million to the Taliban.
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SCOLD ME AND TELL ME TO FINISH ASSIGNMENT i need to be monitored fr
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😭😭😭😭
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this is not a safe world for children or women. all horrible men should be sent off to another planet.
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supervisor not letting us leave bhenchod kya problem hai bhai teri jaane de na rona aara hai
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college is so painfully boring 😭
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Man. I am putting the boobs back on the study table the shelves and the book slef and I see that most of my books are now DUSTY. What the fuck did they clean? why are my books all of a sudden dusty 😭😭😭 I'm here cleaning everything again FOR FREE. pay ME next time dad pls 😭
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if i had a twin id either kill her or convince her to scare tf out of everyone we know bcs what else do u even do with a twin 😭
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NOW HES WATCHING A VIDEO ABY KIM KARDASHIAN AT THE AMBANI WEDDING 😭
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how do i tell this guy at the office that WE ALL CAN HEAR the youtube video that he's watching about hardik pandyas divorce 😭
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if you're reading this it means that your eyes are working fine. dw igu 😌
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some uncle aunties pray to god sm and still are such shitty people like ur js cancelling yourself out
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ladko ko mood off karne ke alawa kuch nai aata
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@noelis04 yea fr they ruin it for everybody
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idk how to keep up small talk. it's either lore dumping or going straight into hibernation and replying 2 weeks later 😭
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i loev my gamil verification
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@bxdcuh jo bolta hai wai hota hai 🤑👎
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fool me once ill say sorry fool me twice ill say sorry just PLS STOP FOOLING ME im a chronic apologiser 😿
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