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in light of nina kosaka's graduation, i'd like to share my favourite clip of her
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magical girl transformation, but it just keeps going, with different pieces of the outfit getting added onto or changed over and over again, and it's never quite clear how long this is going to go on for. this takes up the whole episode's runtime
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if someone goes to a bookstore and sees someone looking at "problematic" fiction and calls the cops on them for being a p*dophile and starts a scene, they'd get kicked out the bookstore and probably get a restraining order called on them for being a fucking nutjob
I know on here it doesn't seem like it but "don't harass ppl over fiction" is literally the norm IRL and describes the views of pretty much every rational person in the world. It just gets labelled "proshipping" on here to make it seem like a controversial stance.
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yume nikki fangame where you play as two twin brothers, and you can switch back and forth between them whenever you're in the dream world. the nexus is a hotel lobby you can't run in, and the speed effect is a valet bellman cart, and
this is the suite life of zack and cody
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the "how to talk to a short person" meme except the correct is picking them up and breastfeeding them
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@saff_farts
throughout the dinner with aymeric wol is just on edge the entire time every time they take a sip
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westerners be like *wants lgbt representation but also completely dismisses lgbt representation in asian media or discredits it as ‘fetishization’ even when it was created by/for lgbt people*
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ngl it's really nice hearing calli being really honest about how her time in hololive has really made her much better at dealing with people who just straight up don't like her or her music and will just constantly bash her all the time, and that she's so much happier as a result
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guys check out this amazing commish i got from
@shroom_forest
i can barely even verbalize how happy i am with this it's so good
#AzurLane
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they're not even all americans, they're just westerners in general. westerners just fucking hate asians so fucking much and then wonder why hate crimes against asians living in western countries happen
Americans shouldn't consume asian media anymore...y'all stay being racist
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twitter: calls anime and every japan-related thing ped//philic, implies that japan is full of nothing but rapists and molesters, goes on a crusade against people drawing in japanese comic artstyles
patreon: starts blacklisting japanese art and genres like yaoi and yuri
twitter:
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me, recalling fond memories of watching cryaotic videos: (:
me, remembering what he has admitted to having done: ):
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american politicians: “in china you go to prison for posting winnie the pooh!”
american politicians: drafts up a bill that sends you to prison for streaming copyrighted music and another bill that makes posting porn online illegal
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tbh it's interesting thinking about how division of labour is such a normal thing in modern society that we don't even think about it, but back in the days of the earliest chinese philosophers, it's in fact a contentious topic, as not everyone agreed that it was good for society
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honestly fucking wild that people are so eager to suck walt disney's cryofreezed dick and "boycott sony". what the fuck does that even mean. are they just gonna refrain from buying a second ps4 or something. cancel their ps+ for two days before buying it again.
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it’s so wild learning about how “weeaboo” originated as a wordfilter for “wapanese” on a really racist 4chan board (with “wapanese” originating from “wigger” which, i don’t need to explain), but then it became mainstream as the western equivalent of “otaku”
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i love the saying “am i cock and balls? then why am i being tortured” cause it implies that torture is the only thing cock and balls are good for
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anime wiki that cites episodes the same way bible verses are done
like, instead of season 4 episode 7, it's Yu Yu Hakusho 4:7
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you know how microbes in your body communicates with your brain via neurotransmitters like dopamine to tell you what your body needs?
imagine if a virus did that too, hijacking your gut microbes and telling your brain you need to fuck a whole lot
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i think vtubing is a really nice thing because it allows people who would normally not want to or can’t show their face on the internet be an active personality online, and also present using an appearance they’re fond of, and i think encouraging vtubing would be nice
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one thing people really forget about internet flamewars is that it’s not gonna change anyone’s minds. you can pull up all the evidence you want about why something is bad and it’s not gonna make a difference cause flamewars don’t change peoples’ minds.
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you guys remembered when nutella confirmed that nutella contains pork/carnivorous animal meat products and/or flowing blood and/or intoxicants like alcohol
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being an adult means eating ice cream out of the tub because you bought it and it’s yours
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a blood slime girl seeping through an open wound and getting into your blood stream
a blood slime girl doing a full on transfusion until she's entirely inside your circulatory system
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since people on twitter are calling japanese people pedophiles for like, existing, again, here's a reminder that child marriage is legal in 46 states in the united states
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you know how reisen's power is to drive people mad
you know how reisen shoots bullets out of her finger guns
you know how rabies viruses are bullet-shaped
you know how rabies' symptoms include things like delirium and hallucinations
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no one will say it but bridget is a little. get that girl a blahaj
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i think most people would agree that the idea that men are the only ones with deviant sexualities and that all women are pure and innocent is pretty regressive, and yet that's somehow the idea people adhere to when criticizing sexuality in anime and video games
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*does shrooms once* you know, now i get why native americans use peyote religiously, and in fact i think other religions aren’t doing enough psychedelics
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the real reason to have a job and receive paychecks is so you can commission friends to draw porn and subscribe to friends' onlyfans
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this is honestly little different from how americans in retail are just quitting en masse because they realized that the system sucks and doesn't give a shit about their lives
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tbh its kinda funny how people on social media will go "freud is such a hack" and then say shit like "actually you dont really like/you only do [thing that you like] because [assumptions i make about you based on stereotypes and pop psychology]"
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social media is just oscillating between "cringe culture is dead! enjoy your interests without shame!" and "we should bring back bullying and social ostricization" every couple of months
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it’s funny how the word “doujin” has a sexual connotation to westerners cause my favourite touhou doujin is the one where mokou is tripping hard on ayahuasca
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twitter libs be like “being virulently and violently racist against asians is good leftist praxis right? calling any dissenters ‘weebs’ even if they’re actual asians is totally not horribly racist right?”
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yaaaay my legal name change has finally gone through, now i can finally get my new license and passport
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looking at customer q&a on this microshorts on amazon and
jesus christ holy shit
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i dont think western leftists realize this but yukio mishima is legit a p taboo figure in japan cause of his fascism. he's not like a cool gay icon or whatever, he's just a straight up fascist
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ngl the idea that like, BL is just made by and for women who are actually homophobic irl is kinda funny now that i'm here in japan, where like, BL comics and stuff are part of pride book collections. literal gay culture being called homophobic by outsiders who don't like it
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twitter be like *talks extensively about how some hypothetical thing that doesn’t exist perpetuates whatever while completely ignoring that countless kids across the united states are forced into arranged marriages due to loopholes in age of consent laws*
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*thinks about twitter discourse around uzaki "looking too young", about women in their 20's not being able to consent, about how flat women or women who wear pink are "encouraging p\d\p\h\l\a", etc.*
you know, i think people discoursers on twitter just hates women in general
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fanart for
@NellJoestar
's gay goat girl!
havent drawn in years and cant find my pencil sharpener
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this might sound weird but im actually so thrilled to be infertile. ill never have to worry about pregnancy risks ever again
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anime girl who rejects the label of "succubus" in favour of "lilim" because she resents the roman colonial rule of judea and refuses to use a latin term
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today i managed to confuse a man into going to the women's bathroom while crossdressing as a man, and a woman into going to the men's bathroom while not crossdressing. i have achieved peak androgyny
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this is some tumblr shit bruh
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rpg where the first quest is given to you by your cute little sister, who goes "bring me an apple, or else i'll transform into a giant horrible monster!", which is the easiest fetch quest, but if you say "no", she will in fact turn into a giant monster, the easter egg boss fight
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god sexual dimorphism in anime fantasy races is so fuxking funny
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if you guys are wondering, no tumblr didn't unban porn. they just gave you a way to mark your post as nsfw, but nsfw is still banned, so basically if you mark your post as nsfw, you're just flagging it for them to flag down and delete
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yaaay i have received the sheet of paper that says i have a master's degree
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eugenics is like directly tied to white supremacy so when people start pulling out like, skull measurement charts in their uzaki-chan discourse, or like talk about how asians and slavs are descended from genghis khan, it sets off so many red flags
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ngl as a non-american, ever since i was a kid, every time i see 9/11 in any context (like at 9:11) i would always be like "hey its the american meme number 9/11"
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tbh it's kinda funny that a lot of people are mad about the coffin of andy and leyley containing incest, cause the idea that "depiction = romanticization" doesn't even apply here when the steam page for the game literally goes like "yeah andy and leyley are terrible people"
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so basically the stock market is being used for tax evasion
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*thinks about that meme about how americans will measure in anything but the metric system* did you guys know that when counting time, americans will say "one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi" instead of seconds
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*cranks the dial labelled 'lesbian' to max setting and pulls on the big clunky switch labelled 'sex'*
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one issue i have with the whole "so and so media is made for men, not women" thing is that most media made for women indulge in heterosexuality, esp here in japan, so for a lesbian like me, media made for men is the easiest way to indulge in my sexuality
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boymoding with huge tits is a challenge cause i have to wear a binder
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you ever think about how sausages are just pig intestines filled with meat. it’s really cool how humans came up with ways to use every part of the animal so there’d be no waste
i should really learn how to stuff sausages someday, just like grandma before industrialization
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anime girl who turns to cannibalism as a first resort, regardless of what the situation is or if there even is a food shortage
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harry potter movie made to be accurate, so all the characters just occasionally shits on screen and mutters a spell to make it disappear
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innit neat how human-to-human transmission of rabies doesn’t usually happen cause humans don’t usually bite hard, but it’s not actually the bite that transmits it, it’s the saliva, so human-to-human transmission can still happen via making out or spitting in someone’s mouth
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i saw the title "ikemen joshi to joso danshi" ("butch woman and crossdresser man") and i just had to buy it
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ngl it's kinda wild that like, in japan, i'm genuinely considered attractive as a woman. in america, the only people who have ever called me beautiful are people who know that i'm trans, but in japan, people who don't know i'm trans have called me beautiful
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