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Boy do i have a culture for you
i have no interest in a relationship but i need to get married next week
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I hate it when people make fun of people from lower socio economic classes wearing super fancy clothes at malls. Like it might just be a casual trip to emporium for you but that’s not the case for everyone. Let people enjoy whatever they want to and keep your privilege in check
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Pakistani dramas don’t show men crying bas baap ko seedha heart attack ajata hai aik hi dafa
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Someone check on British Asian actor ahsan khan who lives here and there please
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Yeah sex is cool but have u ever proved a teacher wrong that didn’t believe in you
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Me 1st day of being pregnant: the baby is craving buldak instant ramen with hot cheetos sprinkled with the crunshy noodle bits
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This is not the same brain that memorised blue eyes by yo yo honey Singh
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When u see a friend has liked a reel that you relate to but they didnt dm it saying U
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My brother just asked me if I'm going to "that" aurat March and my mom said "itna dimaag abhi iska kharab nahi hua" and mom I had to break it to you lekin itna tou kab ka hogaya tha
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If a rapist isn’t getting convicted, accuse him of blasphemy. Then see how the authorities will take action.
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No one gaslights you more than parlour aunties "bilkul Sahi tou lag Raha hai" "dekhein aapke baal hi aise hain ab mai kya karti"
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My fav thing is when really hot and amazimg women who have been unlucky with love find someome who deserves them and cherishes them
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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Before: man chasing a woman who is repeatedly telling him no
After: man running away from responsibilities while his wife is clearly distressed and needs help with the children and house work
So true so funny ha ha ha
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It is v v hard to understand things when ur a minor. When I was in 7th grade I had this sir who used to say things like “aapki personality bohot attract karti hai” & “shakkal ke hisab se number laya karo”. He said I was his fav student and I used think he was being nice.
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Why are all fuckboys so basic like hamza iss bar kisi naye way mai manipulate karlo thora boring hogaya hai
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Gf who had a B in urdu and bf who randomly quotes urdu shair in conversations
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People who speak Farsi will never get the joy of saying "tou Mai kya Farsi bol Rahi hoon"
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Bahir sarak par har aira gaira mard aise dekhta hai we live in pakiland
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Men are like yeah I'm the headboy... Okay 🙄🏳️🌈🙄🏳️🌈🙄🏳️🌈🤨🤨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🤨🤨🏳️🌈🙄
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Guys I have a small business that aims to help local darzan earn a better living. I would really appreciate if you supported and shared! The link is in my bio. This is our new winter collection please go check it out 🥺
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I think we all agree that these were the best shows the Pakistani drama industry has ever produced.
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Oh u saw all of my stories? U could've skipped but u saw all of them..? Did u like them? What part did u like..? Did the 15 second hyper specific part of the song I chose meant something to you..? Do u have the same perception abt me you had before..? Do u want me...? Be honest.
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The fact that my mom tells me to cover up in MY OWN house because my brothers and dad will look at me is so fucked up. I can't even live in my house without being objectified. Really makes it clear where the problem lies wish men would just poke their eyeballs out.
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The thing abt my gpa is that its not bad bc im dumb its bad bc i j dgaf and i have tried and i do gaf but also i j dont tbh
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Yes babe u r so ivy League jal band mun debate ngp internship gig nights 4 alevel subjects Hasan raheem quirky sunglasses plain shalwar kameez paranoia ice breaker young stunners reiterate recapitulate furthermore gentle reminder
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If you were having a bad day, look at how cute the taare zameen kid is now
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Seeing this is so surreal. You hear stories like these and think this can’t happen to me but it can be any of us. It was someone she trusted. Any of us can be the victim of a mans ego and anger let loose. I hope one day we can see a world that upholds the change noor believed in.
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How do problematic people manage to have so many friends I feel like if I do one bad thing I will lose everyone and also go into hiding forever and never speak to anyone again
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What is this “dm for price” obsession that online businesses have. Matlab koi secret hai?? Seedha seedha bata do ajeeb
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Mfs be like “ass or tits” bro I just want to be able to go to aurat March this time
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Giving the last paper not knowing shit but excited because atleast they're over
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No it's not Taylor swift August it's Cambridge August go pray for ur result and stop crying over salt air bestie
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My olevel Urdu miss (god bless her) was related to Ali Zafar (nephew type kuch) and had also taught meesha shafi in olevels . And when we asked her about the case she just said “Han kya hoga usne kuch” in the most “men are assholes way and I Stan her
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I hope mehdi maloof coke studio ke baad behtar building mai shift hogaya ho
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But today I was thinking about it and I realised that he was so creepy like I was 12???? And I never thought it was weird until now
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Yes babe u r so mantocore khussa w pazeb chand lover jhumke kaavish thrift flip kishwar naheed short hair brown lip liner liberal arts French new wave cinema ismat chugtai oatmeal so true bestie can we pls have sex now
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Girls when they shouldve been pettier and meaner to someone who didnt deserve their kindness at all
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Prateek kuhad if you see this please come to Pakistan p l e a s e please please p l e a s e please please p l e a s e please p l e a s e please please p l e a s e
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What Cambridge doesn't understand is that I was a fuckboy in school but I planned to be husband material for cies 👉👈 pls give me another chance 😳😳
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Yes babe you are so ladybird mommy issues dyed hair phoebe bridgers Scott street jhumke succession kendal roy i can fix u frances ha kamila shamsie nehar ki sarak jimmy khan 72829 spotify playlists belly piercing mehdi hasan mohabat karne wale doraemon core god complex pls stfu
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I MET EMAN SULEMAN YESTERDAY AND I TOLD HER I LOVED HER SHE WAS SO NICE AN ACTUAL ANGEL
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Today was a cute day I can’t believe I won’t be a minor in two days
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Are you ever scared of waking up so you stay in ur bed but you’re also filled with guilt because time is just passing by but you can’t physically get up because life is just too much
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Had a full blown debate about aurat March with family which was me vs 6 people. Cried a little in the middle. But in the end, even though my dad is still against it he respects my point of view and is kind of proud that I'm head on about my opinions and can fight for them
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Can't study because can't stop watching this video of me mujhe maar do
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Why are people in apocalypse movies so hell bent on staying alive like bro itni will to live kahan se bas mar jao
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If i was a man i would only love one woman and she would be the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
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Watch me pretend I’m in the 80s thinking about my unrequited love
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From what I’ve observed I think middle child’s are mostly the sanest and normal of the bunch
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Made a mai tera edit for myself because self love >>> only lucky people who are awake rn get to see it 😳
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Wow u were high during the dhl should we throw a party should we invite bella hadid
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While the world is going through a recession due to a global pandemic. Jalal sons and master tiles are having this elaborate wedding. Rich people are the scum of this earth.
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Him and shahveer jafri need to move on we r not 13 anymore this is not funny stop trying so hard to stay relevant thx
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Pakistanis take one picture of poor people minding their own business and call themselves “photographybyhamza”
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I just realised that my saviour complex has made me so patriotic like I will fix you pakistan baby
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If I had 9 lives I would use one to kill myself Infront of him on his birthday
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Guys I recently started an ethical clothing brand to support local darzan I would really appreciate it if you guys checked it out 🥺🥺
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No pls joyland can't get banned it was the only thing I was looking forward to
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My dreams are like yes here are all the people who make u feel horrible we have put them in the same room enjoy
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