i put out a new song called april fools day and this is what it sounds like soundcloud: bandcamp:

retiring from public life until i get bored

RT @nycguidovoice: Man Ryan Seacrest looks amazing for 67 years old. I gotta start drinking cum

RT @fw_me_or_die: special announcement new song. New Song with a talented metal artist named transmogrant. it's called "THROWS UP." https…

@lmOnIySIeeping damn. that’s crazy

@CDIGODDESS harem anime sucks

@eargaze i just knew the replies would be gamers pissing themselves

@eargaze communications

what if i just let it consume me huh what would happen then big guy

@blankdog20 looks good!!

vegetarian failed ❌ we’re going for pescatarian this year cause i’m addicted to smoked salmon

@lilgrapefruits yeah you’re more of a larry david type

eating weird shit to invent new kinds of vomit

shout out autism

there are supposedly like 13 different compounds in the human body that make you feel good and yet none of us do, ever. so basically gofuck yourself @drsanjaygupta .

@lilgrapefruits do you kind of see yourself as the selena gomez to your elderly friend’s larry david

@tearsonmylaptop i think we should be nicer to those good ladies who love to play the american game

@poisonjr im different

sorry, this is me trying to express empathy i guess. not sure if that was clear or if i know how to say stuff with words