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@ShwinDive TOO FAR

RT @YOUWAANN: HEARTBREAKING 💔💔💔 Ronnie Radke found alive at his home at 41 years old.

RT @cstrlke32:

RT @seconddeathh: 17 stage dives and not even one of them was good

“everyone’s all “fuck the police” until it’s time to get my pussy ate” - anonymous

@floatpass Why he fat shaming connor too 😭

RT @greenNan__: Been a huge week for people that have been in hc for 3 days

Heavy not fucking with everyone saying some random leaving cuddly toys on my doorstep twice in a week is cute???

@ShwinDive Omg it’s the man who beefed my studio for accidentally using his printer 😭😭😭

Has it ever crossed people’s minds to shut the fuck up

Watched my house mate eat my handmade pizza with ketchup

Men used to make cathedrals n shit with their bare hands and now they just make statements on instagram stories

RT @xinspiteofx: You telling me he’s not scouse?

If you have each others bank details you’re not friends. If should be an infinite cycle of “I’ll get the next one”

Idk what it is about jojo siwa but they definitely do not fuck

@splitxfringe News flash all my tweets are just funny things I hear or say

Nothing makes you realise how lame hardcore is until you show your normal pals and they just go “I mean I definitely wouldn’t think that’s a good time, but good for you”