Id be so fucking PISSED if i was in niigo you’re telling me i could’ve had one piece or meiko making food for me every day but instead i get fucking omori 😭😭😭
this is still the funniest untrained in the game On what planet is THIS the expression you make when the conversation is literally just "hey can we tailor this scene to the lead actor more?" "maybe, i'll look into it" DID HE JUST REMEMBER HE LEFT THE OVEN ON OR SOMETHING???
imagine being the prsk 4koma illustrator. writers are like Okay so in this event an's aunt fucking dies and in THIS one mizuki gets outed. good luck! and you have to somehow write a silly goofy cute comic WHAT
tsukasa canonically and consistently avoiding writing about romance (even romeo is like 95% action) in his plays and implying its boring is so fucking real!!!!!
here in project sekai civilization you can either read the stories or base your knowledge of the characters on fan content. and NOBODY chooses to read the stories
it’s funny bc they posted this exact announcement in jp and a lot of comments were like “you should post in other languages because it’s always foreigners spreading the leaks” and here we are. embarrassing as hell 😭😭😭
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MY THEORY is that colopale figured out that evil men cards sell well (see: cgo toya, darkfes akito, tactician rui) and are trying to replicate the formula with tsukasa for his past 3 focuses Unfortunately tsukasa tenma looks like This so its a bit challenging to pull off
“tsukasa tenma is gonna be in the next event”
live2d engineers: noooo omfg fuck
audio director: Alright hirose san if you could just scream into the mic for 40 mins straight
artists: Whoever can draw him looking the stupidest wins and your art gets put in the game GO
genuinely why isnt goodsmile making bank off project sekai right now. like sega owns it and good smile LOVES miku. but instead the merch drops are like Who wants 35 acrylic figures of pngs you can get ingame GIVE ME A TSUKASA TENMA NENDOROID FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
now that the fandom has blessedly moved on from "wxs are bullies and mean to poor baby tsukasa" interpretation i would like to come out and say this is one of the funniest area convos in the game
uh huh okay mysterious miku can u make this quick. we need to wrap things up here before costco closes at 8pm. their produce section is having a sale and you wont catch me DEAD missing that.
ive always thought aoyagitoy is literally the same person as asahinamfy and it makes it mega funny bc everyone on prsktwt acted like asahinamfy was the devil but aoyagitoy is a supernatural being. they both repost leaks bro move on
clocking into colopale hq as a live2d engineer and they tell you tsukasa tenma is gonna be in the next event 😭😭😭😭 imagine having 'stupid looking fuckass animation' due at 5pm 😭😭😭😭😭😭
rui canonically getting seasick is funny but it gets infinitely funnier when you realize the wxs sekai expansion is a ship that they need to actually sail around with. tsukasas subconscious was like Man it’s always ME taking the slapstick Ls we need to do something about this
to be fair to triple giga comms giga's never actually done a character commission before. wah wah world was to celebrate release and ready steady/beyond the way are untitled/full unit songs so now he finally gets to write a song for a specific character 😭
its so funny to me that tsukasa unlocked wall jumping as a skill. imagine ur an average rule breaker at kamikou and ur running from the worlds biggest hardass disciplinary committee member and he scales the school gate without using his hands just to chase you like HORROR MOVIE
"what does vbs even do after rad weekend lol they have no other goals" if you [grips phone] if you Read the STORIES their goal hasnt just been 'surpass rad weekend' SINCE LUTF it is 'become recognized worldwide and become the next generation that goes where nagi couldnt'
i dont think we're ever getting a 'tsukasa realizes method acting is unhealthy' event btw im pretty sure theyre going the shonen route of Actually training until you die is badass and epic. it is a sign hes just such a cool and hard worker. and urnot supposed to think hard abt it
ruikasa ship name universe. but in japanese this time. use this information wisely.
most are listed in rui/kasa format. keep in mind. jp takes their ship name order SERIOUS
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imagine ena realizing her brothers kaito makes him pancakes with ice cream and hers just bitches everyone out every chance he gets i’d delete untitled off my phone
i want a side story where tsukasas training his ass off then sits down to take a break and then is like Okay nice break! time to get right back at it! then he stands up too fast and immediately goes down like a tree and wxs all scream like TSUKASA?!?!?@>!>?!
they’re so funny i hope tsukasa exploded after he finished eating because 2 full meals at once after starving for 3 days would probably make you sick but whatever the sillies
if akito gets a 'conquering his fear of dogs' event i need a tsukasa bug event where the trained outfits are just them in bug outfits with little antennas and wings and shit. and make them super ugly. and have tsukasa scream his head off 84 times
i hate when ppl post google translated stuff thinking "oh well its probably close enough how wrong could it be" and this is the google translated stuff
do u think tsukasas doing push ups in his room and is like Grrr not good enough...i need to really push the limit...! and he calls saki so she can sit on his back while he does pushups and shes just like reading manga or something while hes going NUUOOOGHH PLUS ULTRA or some shit
tsukasa in filament was like "hmm..im just not imaginative and creative enough to imagine a whole backstory for side characters like bakuno-san does...guess i gotta find out my own method :/" and then heads to his sekai that has infinite islands and a harbor and an ocean
i legit dont get how they decide kizuna ranks because emu+ena and ena+honami got kizuna after their One mixed event together but somehow an doesnt have a kizuna with rui or tsukasa despite the "disciplinary committee an vs the weirdo senpais" gag going on since the beginning
“because kizuna ranks are affected by friendship it’s difficult to ensure fairness in numbers” okay so let characters who have few friends interact with more people??? and actually add kizuna when they do?? like where the fuck is rui/shizuku you can’t tell me they’re not friends
i’ll accept another “tsukasa hitting his head against a role until he wins” event if the role is a woman and his trained is lim with the most jaw dropping gorjus dress and long hairstyle ever witnessed. daichan can pull it off too he’s played women multiple times in stage plays
rui & mafuyu kizuna
rank 5: honor student and the weirdo
rank 26: a meeting bathed in twilight
rank 46: birds of a feather*
stamp (rui): won't you come watch our show?
“the cards were too dramatic for the event” remember in backlit lens flare when the cards were like “us vs a zombie society” and the song was about raging against the machine and then the fucking event was old man director yaoi
how the fuck do you have tondemo wonderz, 88, mr. showtime, filament fever, AND this utter banger WE CANT KEEP LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS! TSUKASA PLEASE MISS JUST ONCE LET THE OTHERS GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least mizu5 had 6 chapters of school festival shenanigans to go off of but light up the fire was legit 8 straight chapters of agony they had to just make a comic of the vocaloids instead
the fact that tsukasa was this close to getting a wedding card but then he shit his pants and toya went instead...everyone say thank you to toya for taking the bullet of having the Ugliest 3d hairstyle in the game 🕊️
rui & an kizuna:
rank 5: disciplinary committee and the problem child
rank 26: supporter of an old friend
rank 46: the confidence to defy/challenge
stamp (an): let's make this something amazing!
tsukasa after dodging having a fish card in nene2 and then dodging the piano group 8/8 fish banner This motherfucker wears fish embroidery everywhere he goes let him SWIM
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THE YAOI WAS ACTUALLY INSANE "but sweet tomomi-chan will let his best friend watch anyway, right? 🥺" "[long pause]....the venue booking ends soon. you can watch on my phone. no complaints." "yayyy :3" THATS WHY RUI HAS SUCH A HORRIFIED EXPRESSION OLD MEN FLIRTING BEHIND HIM
its so funny to imagine tsukasa just being like "man this is heavy" and all of wxs is like Woooowww. Total fucking loser. Noodle arm idiot. Cant do ANYTHING right. and tsukasas just like WHAT!>?>@!?>?!?1/??!?!??!@?!?>>?!$*(##$*(
tsukasa conking out the second his head hits the pillow is hilarious bc does that mean in the curtain call scene where hes like Okay rui im gonna go to sleep! wake me up when we arrive! only like 30 seconds passed between that and him snoring
i think the funniest asahinamfy beef was "they fake being japanese" because theyd. tweet the leaks in japanese. because its a japanese game. so the datamined content. is in japanese.
tsukasa kinda got ate up in his own set but its not because hes ugly (i might be biased ymmv) but because the other cards are so unbelievably jaw dropping gorgeous like show stopping 11/10 like theyre all barbie and hes just ken like he still ate but the rest came for leftovers
colopale if you can hear me please look at pandemonium EN cutoffs and realize that yaoi queerbait is the path to financial success And utilize this information to its fullest in tks5. Thank you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS GROUP DELUSION COMES FROM THAT TSUKASAS PARENTS FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY? IT LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED ONCE IN ANY STORY BUT I SEE IT DOZENS OF TIMES ON TIKTOK I FOUND THESE IN LITERALLY 3 MINUTES
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takenaka fucking reading ritsu dead to rights without even using telepathy is SO funny to me ritsu said like 5 words and takenaka went Ah you have an inferiority complex yeah
i think he pulls off the "batshit crazy insane" evil (see jesterkasa) far better than the rui kamishiro esque cold menacing slayful evil. Anyway colopale remember when you made the gallerian marlon card? i have some ideas
giving emunene the "dont let the beeping alarm wake me from this dream, i want to stay in this warmth a little longer" and ruikasa the "there's still plenty more morning left, so give me 5, no 10 more minutes" lines is absolutely fucking crazy
i cant wait for the canary area convo where they go get parfaits and emunene split one and tsukasa orders one and hes like "this one is Just for me though!" and rui says "dayo ne..." with the inflection of someone thinking "why do i even hope"