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@bIurt99 Maybe even serve milkshakes there too.
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@greggislocallfc Some bird on my snap
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@bIurt99 Could choose random ones like biscoff and beuno. You know, something different.
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@amitttrmfc U dont have a country
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@MaxPlaysFIFA @JackGilbert_1 Oh yeah love chilling in mine 🍻
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@abzMCFC___ Average city fan ball knowledge
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@TheOfficialFNG FIA: And now smash straight into a wall.
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@greggislocallfc @L3w1s_Nufc55 Gym legs😌😌😂😂😂😂
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@WayTooManyy @TheVVDRole What do u mean? He’s clearly green? Next youll be saying diaz isnt green either. 😐
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@jb2fo8 @OdeSZN__ Bro he even backed out the cele😂😂😂
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@sspencerukk “Call yourselves police force youv got no force in you”
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@jb2fo8 Shes cold
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@Utdtori @UtdPlug You cant get drawn home or away in a 2 legged game obviously
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@TheSpursExpress Is he sure its his?
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@WolfOfClapham @sspencerukk Head would be on mars
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@Harry_Man32 @olzbrand @AFCMax9 Bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂its a saying
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@skimpyMUFC
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@shadadzai @jsargio_ Weird. Hes just saved us
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@skimpyMUFC
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@SAFC_Luke_2703 @bigleesy14 My nan got confused and got a photo with the liverpool squad
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@skimpyMUFC
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@greggislocallfc This bennetts commision gimmick isnt fooling anyone
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@jbwolves_ Never touched it never will
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@sspencerukk RIP, wouldv loved will still.
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@LeesieAfc93 @AdamMcKola @Carra23 This is why arsenal will win the league
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@jb2fo8 Bro i cant even get off the mark in the bolton and bury B league
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@GilGreenstein @amitttrmfc Wont give rashford a euros
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@jb2fo8 U aint kicking no teeth out bro ibfr
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@jackcwhufc24 Finally got a break from graft, have it large coops
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@SJA_10z Craven cottage x
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Anyone selling tickets for max dean warehouse project 2nd of march #whp
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@Tgarratt10 Pray the white stripes dont come off before the black
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@jb2fo8 Balloons are a left backs drug
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@KamzeroI @CFCMod_ May i ask what software you use for your graphics? Thanks
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@JoeYids The only way i know a week has passed.
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@Jamesdan_1095 @tcremmins @HazLFC97 Genetic lottery you pal😂😂😂😂 on about inbred you horrible mess
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@TheArtOfWar6 Rushed him when he was knocked down😹sprited around the ring then nearly fell out when he wanted to backflip
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@plantainpariah @ShoShallow Sergio busquets 2009/10 esque
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@stevenKloppLFC2 Would you bet your house on it ste
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@UtdEIIis Hes definitely got the potential to be, but at the moment hes just “very good”
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@FUTBIN Gold van dijk 100%
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@clapp_aaron @BashyMc1 Whos arsed, same people who think its weird to try at school. Bit of fitness with your mates and smash someone ten nil would be a class sunday
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@Jay_Dimmock @Jaack You’re about 30
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@Jay_Dimmock they could never arrest u jay, too muscular for the entire force, love u
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@CFC_Janty Martial owns pavertz
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@BloodyElbow @MightyWife @BradleyMartyn How? Hes 260 he would maul mouse. Do you see his muscles?😂
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@Tomasz_Ziege @FBAwayDays Bro has answered nothing
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@jb2fo8 Talking across him aswell. Serious day ruiner
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@TeacherOfBall Youv never stepped foot in moss icl
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@UTDMaddox @gowens1878 Has the personality of a dead fish pal
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Get this filthy mess off my screen @SkySportsPL
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@TipsterCharlie @SJA_10z U dont look like 1 to take the piss out of gym goers mush
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happy birthday @Jay_Dimmock i love u man
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@LickshotLippy Your never landing again.
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@Colne_FC Hes too good. Best player iv seen in a long time. Huge future
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@drew1wavy So wrong, after time your body improves, and with a good split why would it matter if my back aches if im training my chest?
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@CaptainSh0rt @iamcobbina Yeah lad icl with your 50 kilo press it doesnt matter if it falls on you but 160 is crushing you
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@l_e_w_i_s_100 Yeah lad icl any of u three in the pfp havent seen a weight let alone a gym
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@garnakjcc Putting martial on instead of garnacho😹😹😹😹
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@utdHarryy Yoofnited has some good takes. Sometimes.
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@NathanVallo1993 Imagining the people watching you do this😂absolute tool
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@UTDfredo Who are u talking to? Who is going to bookmark this
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@ewanm__ Gabe dowd at it again i imagine
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@UTD_FOREVER_7 @StokeyyG2 About 20 boiled eggs with burger sauce a day, hes huge
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@ThatsFootballTV @markgoldbridge Rudiger leaving with no new contract
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@jb2fo8 @RudyBG12 How is rondonumber9 having a bazooka gone to bruno being so shit he wouldnt even be able to kill someone with a bazooka and would infact kill civs
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@ewanm__ Dont know the guy but his bereal reactions back in the day were a mess, guy just reacted to everything ever. + dead baller
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@kuj_____ @jb2fo8 Firm it, bit if crack never hurt no 1
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Were FREE OH MY GOD
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Fabrizio Romano
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West Ham have reached an agreement in principle with Manchester United for Harry Maguire on £30m fee 🚨⚒️ The verbal agreement is subject to final, key points on deal structure still under discussion but fee now agreed, as per Sky. Personal terms, to be discussed soon.
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@AFCMax9 No way is garncacho c and that liverpool fraud is in b??
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@StokeyyG2 Hows he going down from that, ref needs to man up jesus christ
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Nice one will for passing your test
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@UtdEIIis People really want pean penderson instead of de gea😂😅😂😂
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@itz_kirbyxp @J___Garrett @BloodyElbow @MightyWife @BradleyMartyn Bro hes 260, he needs to grab him then hed kill him😂(260 lbs)
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Ed matthews would terrorise mike tyson
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@sspencerukk Whats pickford doing😂
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@MCI411SZN @whoisgeneral Not a single manc accent
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@gd17mcfc Let me and my mrs be happy
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@Owen_1906 Whats antony gordon doing😂
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@MUFCfr3do Eddie wright
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@_Asznee Fat gimp begging for reactions to help buy his next bigmac
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@FBAwayDays Hen do (away)
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@ewanm__ Closed the ground for racist chants surely not our bury??
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@ecstasydripp @osowxvyy Absolutely beastmode.
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one nill psg come on neymar do a rainbow flick
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@sspencerukk @KH02___ A brass rolled up in astroturf samples in a skip full of kebabs
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