I called President Putin of Russia to congratulate him on his election victory (in past, Obama called him also). The Fake News Media is crazed because they wanted me to excoriate him. They are wrong! Getting along with Russia (and others) is a good thing, not a bad thing.......
Worshippers clutching AR-15 rifles and some wearing bullet crowns, participated in a commitment ceremony today at World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, in Newfoundland, Pa. The event led a nearby school to cancel classes for the day. Photos
@jacquelinelarma
#WomensMarch2018
I suppose the "very fine" Nazis have much better things to do today like commiserate on message boards from their parents' basements in-between muffled Sieg Heils as they inhale Papa John's pizza.
THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
Sheriff: active shooter situation in Broward County, FL, at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School -- WSVN reports that rescue workers say at least 20 injured
#PA18
of course
@ConorLambPA
is going to win.
Saccone puts Hunt’s on his burgers, doesn’t know who Donnie Iris is, and orders his Primanti’s sammies without fries on top.
I cannot wait for
@Foxnews
to forcefully address this, and
@seanhannity
to devote his entire opening segment before he spends the rest of the hour worshipping his orange fuhrer.
Overheard in a GOP strategy meeting about RNC finance chairman Steve Wynn:
“Do you think the base is dumb enough to just buy into... What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?”
*Calls
@NRA
spokesperson*
Me: Hello, yes, do you have any comment on the most recent
#KentuckySchoolShooting
? It's the 11th in 2018.
NRA Spokesperson: Huh?
Me: *reads off New York Times headlines*
NRA Spokesperson:
Leftists usually hate themselves and therefore don't take care of their appearance.
This is one reason conservatives are scientifically more attractive.
What others can you think of?
YOU STUPID MF’ers JUST GOT TRUMP TO REPEAT YOUR LIE ABOUT THE PETS. CONGRATS ON SETTING THE NEWS STORIES TOMORROW BY LYING SO TRUMP PICKS IT UP AND SAYS STUPID SHIT.