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Margot using her clout to ask about faeries is so me idk like if I were rich and knew people who knew her…I too would arrange a coffee date and ask about Feysandnyx and Elain’s book
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🚨 | In a recent interview, Taylor Swift reveals she wrote her song ‘snow on the beach’ about fictional couple, Feyre Archeron and Rhysand, from Sarah J. Maas’ series “A Court of Thorns and Roses”
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“You honestly think he’d ever give up Truth-Teller?”
“He gave it to Elain,” Mor said.
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HER SWEATSHIRT JANET I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT UR RELEASING NEXT
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Feyre and Rhysand, High Lady and Lord of the Night Court, have officially been spotted at the met
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Feyre said, “We won’t allow any harm to come to Elain. Rhys warded her this morning, and we have eyes on her at all times.”
“Eyes can be blinded,” Nesta said.
“Not the ones under my command,” Azriel said with soft menace.
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going against them is just asking for failure
🎨: Clarywhy and commissioned by pandoras_book and captnswreads
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He set her down gently on the foyer carpet, having carried her in through the front door. Elain peered up at his patient, solemn face.
Azriel smiled faintly. “Would you like me to show you the garden?”
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“But then she snapped your neck.”
Tears rolled down his face.
“And I felt you die,” he whispered.
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“But Azriel asked softly, “What about Elain?”
Something cold went through me.
Nesta was just staring at Azriel. Staring and staring—
Then she broke into a run.
“Elain—” Nesta shoved open the tent. She stopped short so fast I slammed into her.
The tent—the tent was empty.
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AI allegations, gwynriels crying and saying “it’s fine”, Yaz doing thirty story rants, Bloomsbury not doing their job and helhound clocking in overtime, elriels being goofy…..we’re so back
“and idk my friend's husband is super hands-on with new Al developments & he's surprisingly confident it's Al generated” because her editor told her to go against every “right” fan theory people posted? what? this is what people are going with now?
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Shipping Rhysand with anyone other than Feyre and Feyre with anyone other than Rhysand is actually a capital punishment
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Sarah Janet is the most unserious individual on the planet earth bc U JUST KNOW SHE WAS CACKLING WHEN SHE SWNT HER PUBLISHERS AN AZRIEL POV BONUS CHAPTER
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Pray for SJM’s hard drive survival so the ELRIEL book can be published posthumously
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Rhys said to his mate, “Feyre darling—”
“No good-byes,” Feyre panted. “No good-byes, Rhys.”
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She wrote, I'll give it to Gwyneth. Tell her a friend left it for her.
He wouldn't go so far as to call Gwyn a friend
ok since you not understand what chemistry is let me change to you understand: gwynriel in one chapter had more interactions than elriel in 5 books
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She extended the wrapped gift, her hand shaking. “Here.”
Az tried not to look at his scarred fingers as they took the gift. She hadn’t bought her mate a present. But she’d gotten Azriel one last year–a headache powder he kept on his nightstand at the House of Wind.
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remember when rhys took away tamlin’s ability to speak after he disrespected Feyre
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Lucien’s attention went right to the hallway toward the back, his nostrils flaring as he scented Elain’s direction. And who she’d gone with.
A low snarl slipped out of him—
“Relax,” Rhys said. “Azriel isn’t the ravishing type.”
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Feyre wanted to paint Elain and Azriel with light and darkness bridged together by the knife they both were grasping and title or death and his lovely fawn where irl Azriel is the angel of death and Elain literally is welsh for fawn
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No because Bloomsbury treats sjm readers (predominantly women) like horny little freaks and don’t get me wrong there are horny little freaks within the readership but they advertise to us like we read these books to get off I’m sorry it’s so patronizing I hate them
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the most unobservant man in the series observed she was good at painting so idk maybe losers should shut up
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friendly reminder feyre defeated the wyrm and outsmarted literate hundred of year old faeries and Amarantha all as a 19yr old starving human artist
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SJM’s rise and fall is like watching the modern day collapse of the Roman Empire and this is what she deserved for chaining Elain to the basement’s basement
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“How was the party?"
"Fine." he said, and realized a heartbeat later that it wasn't a socially acceptable answer…She opened her mouth to ask more, but he didn't feel like explaining.
azriel and elain in acosf had almost 0 interactions and elries swear they will be endgame 😂😂😂
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New to Sarah J. Maas? A Court of Thorns and Roses is the first book in the bestselling romantic fantasy series!
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘I pretty much devoured this series’
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘This book had me up until a very ungodly hour’
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“You sent that music into my cell. Why?”
Rhysand’s voice was hoarse. “Because you were breaking. And I couldn’t find another way to save you.”
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SHES A MULTIVERSE TRAVELER WITH GOOD NAILS AND A FAT ASS AND BIG HEART CELEBRSTING HER BIRTHDAY AFTER GOING TO VELARIS SHES HAVING PANCAKES 🎨:scribbubbles
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“Doe-like quality” now who else is described consistently like a doe and name literally translates to fawn 🧍♀️
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All Bryce has is trauma, an enslaved mate, a tortured brother, a half dead phone, a pic of her and her friends, and a three week old nail set
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and while im here, elriel remembers and never forgets and you will be purged from the earth if you wronged them…ELRIEL is forever
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Azriel falls asleep thinking about Elain and no one can deny that
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Rhysand was on the ground, roaring, and I thought he might have said my name, might have bellowed it as I thrashed and sobbed. I was being shredded, I was dying, I was dying—
No. No, I didn’t want it, I didn’t want to—
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“Where is Aelin.”
There was pure panic, too—pure panic as Whitethorn saw the blood, the scattered blades, the shirt.
“Where is Aelin.”
What had he done, what had he done—
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She wrote, I'll give it to Gwyneth. Tell her a friend left it for her.
He wouldn't go so far as to call Gwyn a friend
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Happy Birthday to Prythian’s Savior, Defender of the Rainbow, Sweet-Tongued Liar, Cauldron Blessed & Remade, the Stars Eternal, High Lady of the Night Court, mother to Nyx (and trillions) Feyre is the bestest strongest most special woman in the world 🎨: itslopez, alicemariapower
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Elriel May 1st! May Flower Day!!! With guilty as sin as the IG music on the announcement pic!!!
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Have you tried being a half way decent person or do you just like glorifying abuse and getting publicly turned on by how sexy you drew it?
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Rather, the people that spotted him offered warm, broad smiles. Some approached, gripping his hand to welcome him back. He knew each of them by name—and they addressed him by his.
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“I assume you’ll need new clothes,” Rhys went on, nodding toward Lucien’s filthy jacket and pants—
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the series should’ve have ended after three books and she could expand acofas in many solstices where they each go like a year in the future and that’s how she introduces Nyx and give endgames to side ships
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Maeve said, “So your mate was given to another. And I let him fall in love, let him get her with child. And then I broke him. No one ever asked how those enemy forces came to pass by his mountain home.”
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The canon in question:
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happy april fools day except the only fools are us believing we’d have an ELRIEL book by this year for the past four years
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Feyre saves Prythian. Tamlin is the bad guy. Rhysand is actually Feyre’s mate and he makes her High Lady. Rhysand is the good guy. Feysand are forever and have a son named Nyx.
Kealia swears by it.
I have no idea what I’m getting myself into…
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Feyre is a poet too
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“And if I had not met my mate …” His words failed him as silver lined his eyes.
He said down the bond, I would have waited five hundred more years for you. A thousand years. And if this was all the time we were allowed to have … The wait was worth it.
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Sarah said feysand and ELRIEL pay my bills in her rebrand I love it exactly exactly
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Her arousal drifted up to him, and his eyes nearly rolled back in his head at the sweet scent.
He’d beg on his knees for a chance to taste it.
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“You are a free person—you do not have to do this. You are free, Lehabah.” Yet Lehabah remained at the foot of the stairs. “Then let the world know that my first act of freedom was to help my friends.”
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Sorry but I really am quitting sjm books after elriel she’s too much of a fake loser who is very much a mean girl who wants to do anything to get to the top and the quality is just bad 😭
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“And tell Rowan,” Aelin said, fighting her own sob, “that I’m sorry I lied. But tell him it was all borrowed time anyway. Even before today, I knew it was all just borrowed time, but I still wish we’d had more of it.”
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sorry this is soooo embarrassing because wdym you’re getting an ego boost out of scaring little kids 😭😭😭😭😭
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But Elain blinked slowly. “You were in Hybern.”
“Yes.” It was all he could say.
“You betrayed us.”
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day two of posting this pic until sjm frees Elain
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“I know you are tired, Fireheart. I know that the burden on your shoulders is more than anyone should endure. But we’ll face this together. Erawan, the Lock, all of it. We’ll face it together. And when we are done, when you Settle, we will have a thousand years together. Longer.”
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sjm doing a new book series just means she’s too busy for a tv show elriel book is definitely after cc3 don’t worry
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Canon Lucien rep
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PSA: Tamlin never loved Feyre. She was a deeply lonely person and he took advantage of it. Don’t compare them to Taylor Swift’s lyrics or you’ll get blocked on sight.
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at this point I’m going to actually steal the ELRIEL manuscript where tf is it
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You guys ever remember when Aelin lifted her head and turned her face to the stars and said “I am Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, heir of two mighty bloodlines, protector of a once glorious people, and queen of Terrasen. I am not afraid”
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SOMEONE GET YAZS REACTION QUICK
q: do you ever look at theories?
a: no. i say that in the most loving way. no. my grandma is more tech savvy than i am and more active on social. i only have 3 apps on my phone... i'm not lurking on the internet. i stay in my creative bubble!
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did people forget that the sjm interview is about hosab…not an acotar book…😭😭😭…some of the things I’m seeing are so embarrassing honestly
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mind u they haven’t even kissed yet that’s how powerful they are
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There was Rhysand screaming, as if his soul were being shredded, but Cassian and Azriel were there, hauling him away from the bed as Madja tried to save Feyre—But Death hovered nearby. Nesta felt it.
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