The Indian government has invited me to attend a special meeting to discuss recent events.
Unfortunately I just tested positive for Covid-19 and I'll be staying in Canada for 2 weeks plus 14 lifetimes as a precaution.
I'm a coward.
I've received thousands of emails from Canadians from all over the country. Their message is loud and clear. Everyone is tired of
@JustinTrudeau
and they want change.
I've heard you, and still don't care. We will continue to vote alongside the
#Liberals
until I have a pension.
I was just attacked by an anti Pension Rebel News journalist.
Watch here as I refuse to answer fair questions in regards to my coalition with Dictator Trudeau.
I've spoken to two Canadians from across the country who are struggling to make ends meet.
I reassured them that I'll continue to make things much worse for them just so that I can get my pension.
These 2000$ suits that I wear don't pay for themselves.
I'm skipping the Calgary Stampede this year since Canadians don't like me.
Instead, I'll be attending the Khalistani convoy on July 28th as they take over Calgary.
I'm absolutely outraged that
@PierrePoilievre
would use the right person for the job as his cabinet team. This mentality sickens me down to the core.
It's 2022 and we should always appoint by gender and pronouns regardless of their abilities.
Yesterday, I spoke with one farmer who told me about his hardships with the rising cost of living.
I reminded him that if he ever spoke out again I would label him a racist and take his tractor away. I will never allow a Dutch style uprising in Canada as long as Justin is here.
Farmers have been asking the federal government to help fertilize their fields.
We plan to bring in 1 million more Indians that are ready and willing to lower their pants and fertilize our crops.
Expect our food shortage to be over soon.
Rumors that I might lose my seat in Burnaby BC are absolutely false.
We already have the dominion voting machines on standby for the upcoming election.
I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I'll win by a landslide.
Fair rent and affordable homes are why I'm fighting for you.
That's why I tried to hide my rental property assets under my wife's name.
I'll always pretend to be the man of the people while living my champagne life.
Canadians can't afford food and housing. Parents have to rely on food banks. Children are missing out on their basic needs.
All because I put my pension first and continue to prop up the most hated coalition government in history.
Watch as I gaslight you.
I recently received my 5th booster to save the kids. It only works in conjunction with a mask over my large beard while being boosted by
@Nilikm
.
This alone will save the kids. Not their immune systems.
This morning I spoke with Karen from Toronto. We discussed how a lack of masking has made her life more difficult
While shopping she constantly finds herself having to demand that others mask up
An NDP government will force back a mask mandate so woman like Karen can feel safe
@JustinTrudeau
I'll say whatever nonsense you want me to say as long as you keep delaying the 2025 election by a week.
I want my pension. I'm entitled to it.
Yesterday, I took to the streets in Ottawa to showcase my brand new Canada Goose jacket.
I recently became one of their newest brand embasadors since I'm known as the "Man of the people."
I always pretend to be one of you even though I have a Rolex and BMW collection.
@theJagmeetSingh
I waited five hours to post a statement because I wanted to judge the general tone before I opened my mouth and supported the wrong side.
I might be an Iranian sympathizer but I also know when to keep quiet so I don't lose my votes.
As always, my pension comes first.
Why am I in politics? Who do I represent?
I represent the little boys that want to wear dresses.
I represent the teachers that want to indoctrinate your kids.
I represent the workers that don't want to work.
Why do I do this?
For my pension.
Last night I spoke to a widowed 34 year old unvaccinated mother of 5. She lost her husband, house, business and self worth. Her bank account was frozen and she was turned away at food banks due to a $5 convoy donation.
I reminded her that she took up space and was unacceptable.
@theJagmeetSingh
I'm about to hand out $1 billion to Metro groceries.
Do you know who else lobies for Metro? My own brother.
I'm a giant hypocrite.
Jagmeet Singh is not worth the cost.
Honestly, if I sound upset, I am.
My Rolex stopped working this morning, and my BMW wouldn't start.
I had to take an Uber like the rest of you. I'm literally shaking right now. I can't believe that I was forced to live like you.
@theJagmeetSingh
Hopefully no one looks into my brother's involvement in Sobeys and other related grocery stores.
I'd absolutely hate for my entire life to be exposed as a hypocrite.
I had long walk in town this morning to reflect on my decision to hold Justin in power until 2025
I asked myself if I did the right thing
Then I walked by a bank that had a retirement planning add up. I quickly snapped back to my senses and reaffirmed my position on my pension
I always knew that Hardeep was part of a bigger plot for the Khalistan movement.
Now that
#India
is involved I guess I should try to be truthful about my involvements.
Naw, I'll stick to issues that matter the most. Hiding tweets and my pension.
I'm absolutely thrilled that PM Justin Trudeau chose to stand with Hamas this Halloween.
I fully support this display beheading.
I'm also completely out of touch as well.
I'm seeing disturbing right wing extremist online hate speech.
It seems the far right fringe has been pushing the tweet
#TrudeauStepDown
Let me be clear. This won't be tolerated. I've already informed my boss Justin Trudeau that he needs to get ready to freeze bank accounts.
India has just hacked our military in an incredible display of power.
This is unacceptable.
On Monday I'll bring forward a bill to abolish our military.
#India
can't hack our military if we don't have one.
Canada is always one step ahead.
Modi directly tweeted me an invitation to meet his security detail in
#India
.
I took swift action and hid that tweet from public view.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me will be silenced and labeled a homophobic white supremacist racist.
My upcoming Minister of Genocide by Needle
@nilikm
has contracted Covid-19 for the 23rd time.
She's received 18 boosters already so this could have been so much worse.
Please continue to mask up and use glory holes.
It was just brought to my attention that Calgary has a hockey team as well and they have an offensive name.
The Calgary Flames are offensive to the LBGTQ community.
I've asked Justin Trudeau to use the Emergency Act to change their name to the Calgary Heat Pumps.
Today’s interest rate hike will make life harder for families.
But not everyone is hurting.
Especially not my pension. I've gained 80% year over year.
I couldn't be happier as everyone else suffers at my NDP/Liberal coalition.
Last night I spoke with Ashley from
#Alberta
. She's concerned about the environmental impact of pipelines.
I reassured her that I'll never support anything that Alberta does unless
@JustinTrudeau
allows me to.
Since no one supports me there, I won't support them.
@theJagmeetSingh
I'm signing this budget which also happens to be the largest tax increase in Canadian history.
I honestly just don't like you peasants at all.
@JustinTrudeau
If you want to use the Emergency Act again to squash this inconvenience just like you did with a peaceful protest just let me know. I'm here for you buddy.
@theJagmeetSingh
My bill will ensure that my pension goes up 15% and your taxes go up 30% just to save 2 cents off a banana.
I couldn't care less about you and I'll continue to vote with Justin Trudeau's inflationary spending.
Let me be clear the rumors that I'll be suspending our coalition and calling for an election on Canada Day due to the WestJet strike action are absolutely false.
I fully support striking unions unless they interfere with my Pension.
@FredHahnCUPE
Fred and I both support the terrorists in Gaza.
Together we will continue to post pro hateful messages on X.
Well done Fred, keep up the hate and bigotry.
Friends, it's time to get behind
@RachelNotley
's official campaign.
For far too long, Alberta has prospered under conservative governments. I simply won't allow this anymore.
It's time to reinstate draconian marxist measures under the NDP. Join me as we ruin
#Alberta
.
My good friend Lisa LaFlamme has decided to accept a position as my media advisor.
Essentially she will be doing the same work that she did at CTV so I anticipate a smooth transition.
Welcome to the team Lisa.
@theJagmeetSingh
My wife is a real estate oligarchs with multiple rental properties in some of the hottest markets in Canada.
I made sure she collected massive rent checks by voting for inflationary measures that destroyed your livelihoods.
These Rolex watches won't buy themselves you know.
It seems that I'm on the Indian government's radar.
I've decided to alter my identity to deflect from all these Khalistan allegations.
From now on I'll be known as hipster Jimmy Dhaliwal from Toronto. My new persona will wear man buns, drink Starbucks and ride the train.
@theJagmeetSingh
I'm like a dog with a bone. The real question is why do I keep deflecting to Loblaws?
Is it because my brother is a lobbyist for Metro?
Maybe it's to take the heat of the 23% Carbon Tax increase?
Perhaps it's to divert attention from my lavish Rolex lifestyle?
@theJagmeetSingh
I've completely embarrassed Canada on the world stage and was forced to admit how wrong I was to denounce Israel.
Actually, I don't care. My pension comes before the safety and well being of Israel.
After today's news that India was involved in a serious crime on canadian soil, I'll be going into hiding.
I simply can't risk any harm being done to myself or my beloved pension.
Don't worry, I'll still vote remotely for all of Justin Trudeau's rediculous bills.
I really don't know what's worse right now. Big company CEOs taking all my pension money or Elon Musk taking over twitter. I'm literally shaking right now.
Happy and safe Carnival to all my Caribbean friends. I will always support wonderful immigrants and their amazing cultures.
Blocking off our streets for weeks to celebrate my voters will always be a top priority. Unlike the ones seeking freedom. They will never be tolerated.
Last quarter I spent $177,500 on travel, hotels and booze. This was all on the taxpayers dime.
That's a lobster and champagne dinner every night as I fly to restaurants in first class.
Whenever I have to leave my family behind, my friend Justin Trudeau is always someone that I can count on.
He's always available for late night calls to fix those leaky pipes while I'm away. Everyone should place their unwavering trust behind this man.
My family thanks you.