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Dream had always found everything George does to be endearing.
The way he holds his own hands when he feels shy, how he bumps into everything after he first wakes up, how he can fall asleep just about anywhere.
Dream just didn’t know ‘anywhere’ included /his/ bed.
~ dnf 🧵 fic
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Sapnap and his uncontrollable urge to grab the homies by the thigh
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I- I.. I have- I um, I- I well… yes
Dnf hand size difference strikes again
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George being a passenger Princess even when he’s behind the wheel
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“Nothing!” Dream denied, looking away. “Well, nothing /bad/.”
“Okay, now you have to tell me,” George scoffed, crossing his arms.
“I’m… jealous? Envious? I don’t know the word for it,” Dream groaned.
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~dnf🧵fic about Dream being sad he’s never seen George’s long hair irl
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Dream asked George every year what his New Year’s resolution would be, and every year George would tell him the same thing- he didn’t have one.
“Alright, George. Any resolutions for 2024?”
This year was different.
“I want to learn how to drive this year.”
~ dnf 🧵 fic
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Genuinely convinced all my problems would go away if I could just hug Dream for five minutes straight
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Which gnf are you today?
Currently 6, just trying to get to 3
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I have nothing to say other than I am still right here in this exact moment and the fact anyone moved on from it is crazy
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And what if I said I had an entire album of Dream leaning on George’s chair?
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Sometimes I think we forget that we have this picture of sapnap sitting in Karl’s lap and we don’t appreciate it enough
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I need Hannah to film more tiktoks for the guys bc this video of George was next level ethereal
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Welcome to Watch Mojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 most sus Karlnap moments-
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Fuck love, I want whatever these bitches have
(It’s love)
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Shout out to all the snfers in chat (sorry- my demons.. I couldn’t fight them)
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Sapnap picked milo up bc he wanted naomi to be able to play without getting scared by him 😭
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GEORGE’S HAIR IS SO CURLY RIGHT NOW BUT IM AT WORK AND CAN’T WATCH AHHHHHH
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Looking back on it and yeah George was so real for feeling up Dream’s mask like that- he’s one of us fr
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On today’s rendition of why did smitten have a heart attack:
This photo of dnf’s hands
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Guys dnf deleted all their tweets together because Dream literally said “they don’t need evidence, isn’t it evident?” And clearly we didn’t take that seriously enough, so they got rid of the evidence.
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My sister and her husband are playing It Takes Two rn and it has reinstilled a desire for dnf to pls return and finish the game I miss them
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Fine I’ll say it fine okay fine you pulled it out of me fine whatever okay fine
I miss 2021 cozy George. I miss him exclusively wearing sweatpants and letting his hair grow out and wearing oversized crew necks. He looked so cuddly back then and I just wanna scoop him up
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The kitten council meeting to decide whose bed they’re shitting on next
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I need George to do another irl backpack stream so we can get more high def chain shots
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I’m not really one to post fic recs, but “make a scene (it’s your set)” by
@dangergrangr
has literally stolen every spare moment of my time over the last two days and I’m so eager already to reread :’)
Dnf / fake dating (AU)
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Explicit - minors dni!!
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🧵 of Dnf as the lyrics of Two Best Friends by BB Bean
⬇️💚💙
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Idc how many times people confirm this is edited, it’s real to me
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I’m dropping a new fic today on my ao3! 5 chapters (all 5 posted tonight), 37k, dnf, idiots to lovers, and rated explicit (so minors dni)
All promo is on my priv @/simplysmutten :)
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The most delusional thing about me is that I still have hope for beeduo
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Dream could feel the heat radiating off George’s face when he hid it further against his chest.
“Fine, but only because you’re, like, /begging/ me.” George scoffed, his confidence nothing but a show.
“Good,” Dream mumbled.
Maybe that ‘other life’ wasn’t so different after all.
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It’s midnight and I’m giggling at my own comment from over a month ago someone sedate me
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I wanna make a comment about the tension/their chemistry, but I am fully laughing at the terrified child in the background
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My current wips:
-dnf omegaverse (multi chap, 120k, explicit)
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-not a fan reupload (24/51 chapters up, *not* explicit)
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(All nsfw promotion is only on my 18+ priv @/simplysmutten)
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Dnf thread fic tomorrow about Dream getting nostalgic over George’s grown out hair in the video from 2021 that he just uploaded?
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Okay but why does this remind me of the theory about how all men put on chapstick like they have no fine motor skills (/nm)
it’s so funny to me how when dream adjusts his cat beanies he just forcefully grabs his entire head why is that so cute to me😭😭
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“Promise?”
George couldn’t help but laugh a little harder at the way Dream looked desperate for him to promise he’d annoyingly wake him up in the middle of the night for food.
“I promise, idiot.” George smiled, tangling his fingers in Dream’s hair when he laid back down.
~ end
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Who vandalized my profile with balloons??? Show yourself!!!
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tldr:
- I’m not leaving
- I’m still going to post fics
- this isn’t goodbye
- I’ll just mainly be on simplysmutten from now on
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After the face reveal, Dream wanted to capture /everything/ on film.
His life used to be so small- him, his cat, and Sapnap. Now though, now his life was bigger than he ever imagined and it was still growing.
George moving in changed Dream’s mindset on just about everything.
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So, for Dream to walk into his room after getting home early from visiting with his mom and find George sleeping in his bed… he was a little dumbfounded.
His first instinct was to leave and let George rest. His second was to wake him up.
His third was to take a picture of him.
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~ end :)
Hope you enjoyed some fluffy dnf (even if our dnf leader, dream, has forsaken us)
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate 🎄
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She used to be so tiny 🥲
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“/Dream/,” George whined.
“Nap in my bed, even if I’m home. It’s- I promise I don’t mind.” Dream wrapped an arm around George’s shoulder.
“Really?” George leaned against Dream’s side, clearly still tired after his nap.
“Yeah, really. Keeping napping in there.” Dream smiled.
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Dream had a shared album with George, where they’d each add little candid photos of each other. Sometimes the candids were cute, sometimes they were the most unflattering photos imaginable.
Dream wasn’t sure how George would react when he woke up and saw the latest addition.
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He planned to stay off camera, not post his face often (if ever), just keep things ‘status quo’.
When George came home, Dream’s world flipped upside down.
Dream didn’t want to avoid cameras- hell, he didn’t even want to just be /behind/ the camera.
He wanted to make memories.
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Most notably, sleepy-George, who managed to fall asleep in ways Dream found both hilarious and heartwarming.
Amidst the post stream chaos with Patches on his chest.
On the couch with his legs in the air and the sun beaming him in the face.
Curled up like a cat at Dream’s side.
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The menace-George who would sneak attack him and Sapnap with nerf guns in the middle of dinner.
The clingy-George who would round up everyone (including the cats) for a family movie night in the living room.
The sweet-George who picked dandelions and left them on Dream’s desk.
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Even if he didn’t necessarily have the eye for it, Dream liked to think of himself as somewhat of an amateur photographer.
Sunsets, animals, airplane views, his friends, his George.
It felt weird to lump George in the ‘friends’ category. In a way, George always had his own.
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“It’s not-”
Dream interrupted whatever George was about to say with a boisterous round of laughter.
Watching his best friend’s face grow more red with each passing second only made Dream laugh harder, his wheeze making its first appearance in months.
“How long have you known?”
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George’s fake pout transformed into genuine surprise.
“You- you said you’ve known about this for a while!” He instantly defended.
“Yeah, a /while/ as in three hours ago when I got home. Wait, this is a regular thing? You just take naps in my bed when I’m not home?” Dream asked.
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George groaned louder this time, pulling his legs to his chest and burying his face in his hands.
“I sound like a total freak when you say it like that,” George mumbled.
Dream leaned back, taking note of the blush that spread all the way to the tips of his best friend’s ears.
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“It, I don’t know… it smells like you in there and, like, all your stuff is there. God, that sounds so bad.” George leaned back with his face still covered. “I used to do it when you were gone for weeks in LA, so by the time we got the house out there, it was already a habit.”
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And now, in Dream’s bed.
Despite what the internet may say, Dream and George had never shared a bed- never even slept in the other’s bed.
Sure, they’d fallen asleep together on the couch, in the car, on planes- but not beds.
It was one of those unspoken rules, he assumed.
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He was playing with George’s hair, George seemed to enjoy the attention, /and/ George even agreed to grow it out a bit longer.
Was it a mutual confession of (poorly) hidden feelings?
No.
Was it enough to make Dream’s cheeks ache from smiling?
Yes.
And that was all he needed.
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Around the time Dream said he’d be home, sleepy-George walked into the living room, rubbing one eye, and bumped into the wall with a barely audible whine.
“Morning, sleeping beauty,” Dream teased, setting down his phone.
“Shud’up,” George mumbled back softly.
Then he froze.
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“You know- taking naps in your bed whenever you’re not home.” George furrowed his brow.
Dream didn’t mean to laugh again, but he couldn’t stop, not even when George started hitting him with a pillow.
“Was this not a, like, was this not a one time thing?” He asked, calming down.
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Dream’s smile grew, while he watched George’s brain start to put the pieces together.
It was clear he’d been sleeping- Dream made it /known/ he knew that- and the only bedroom on the first floor was Dream’s.
“Shit,” George whispered, his lashes fluttering when he faced Dream.
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Idk why I was shocked we got 5/5 content in George’s video… but here I am… ow 🥲
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In another life, one where the idea of being famous was as far-fetched as getting struck by lightning, Dream would make the photo his lock screen.
He’d take the photo, wake George up with a kiss to his temple, and show him the picture before crawling in to take a nap with him.
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George was the muse of a considerable amount of Dream’s photos.
Okay, fine- George was featured in just about every single one in one way or another.
Dream liked that.
He liked being able to connect /something/ about a picture back to George.
He liked seeing new sides of him.
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“I… I don’t mind, like, if you sleep in my bed or whatever.” Dream looked away, clearing his throat.
“I said I’ll stop, it’s-”
“Don’t,” Dream interrupted, darting his eyes away when George looked at him.
“Can I ask why, like why /my/ bed? We literally have the same mattress.”
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“A habit?” Dream repeated.
“Like, napping in your bed. I’d already gotten so used to it that, even if you were only gone for a few hours, I still just preferred to sleep in there,” he answered reluctantly.
“You do this at the LA house too?” Dream tried to hold back his smile.
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“What, was I supposed to wake you up?” Dream couldn’t help but giggle, watching with amusement as George plopped himself on the couch beside him.
“I’ll stop,” George sighed, sounding almost sad.
“Stop what?” Dream tilted his head to the side, adjusting to sit facing George.
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“Did you even check your phone?” Dream asked through a budding laugh.
“My phone?” George echoed, pulling it out of his pocket.
Dream watched the realization set in when George read his /I’ll be home a couple hours early/ message and, he could only assume, saw the photo he took.
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Dream wiped a tear that had started to roll down his cheek from laughing so hard, his head actually feeling a little dizzy from lack of oxygen.
“A while, I guess.” Dream shrugged, figuring George was eluding to ‘how long have you been home’.
“And you just didn’t say anything?”
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This wasn’t that life though, so Dream still took the picture, but he silently left the room after seeing the notification pop up on George’s phone that a picture had been added to their album.
He spent the next few hours downstairs, hanging out alone, until George woke up.
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In case anyone is curious what 126k looks like
(I write in Times New Roman, 12 point font, 1.15 spacing)
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Dream saying this and everyone posting his most sus dnf moments makes me think of all the people who say “if I were to become a dranti, what tweets of mine would you hold against me?”
Like he rly dug his own grave huh 😭
bro is acting like he’s in recovery?? no drehabilitation is fixing YOU freak 🫵🏽
once a dnfer always a dnfer.
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I’m genuinely convinced we will achieve world peace the day the official dnf hand size comparison photo drops
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The look on Dream’s face was priceless- absolutely flabbergasted.
George let out a bright laugh at his friend’s stuttering confusion.
“You- that’s your- you want to /drive/?” Dream asked.
“Uh, duh, idiot. 2023 was just too busy, you know? But we’re all home now, so why not?”
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“That’s… fair,” Dream continued, still moping.
“But I don’t /want/ to drive. All I want is to have the skill, Dream. Like, if you think I’ll get my license and take /myself/ to McDonald’s at 3am instead of waking you up, you’re wrong.” George laughed when Dream lifted his head.
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God I miss Dream so much how long has it been since we saw his face?? I miss his puppy eyes :((((
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The same way Dream and George had an understanding that it was fine if they kissed under mistletoes (sometimes seeking them out), they’d also made a silly drunken promise a year ago that they’d always start the new year together with a kiss.
… in the /friends/ way, obviously…
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“You’re going to give me a driving lesson today,” George said with a smile, threading his fingers through soft curls.
“Okay,” Dream sighed sadly.
“Only because, like, I need to know how to drive. Imagine you pass out and I can’t drive us to the hospital- I /have/ to know how.”
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