Colonel AD, SM🇮🇳
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Re-attired. Infantryman for Life. 25 Glorious yrs in Uniform, ex NDA. Columnist, IW, TedX Speaker, Poet, Author of 5 Books. Doonite,भारत First.
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Don't be scared of isolation. My longest spell was on Siachen (Sub Sector Haneef), lasting 138 days.. with 98 days of intense firing.
All 19 of us survived 100s of KG of TNT.
Lost 19 Kgs weight, had bath after 138 days.. but lived. Our endurance is immense.
Cheer up.
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This morning I ran about 4.5 KM in just 17 minutes.
Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
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Benefits of serving Green Tea to guests :
1. You look rich
2. You save on milk
3. They won't ask for more
4. They won't come again.
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Today I donated a watch,a phone &my wallet to a poor guy.U cant imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket
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@MahuaMoitra
Dear Madam
You need to loosen up a bit. Let soldiers enjoy and have fun.
NOT everything is politics.
The Navy bands are in a different class. It does give goosebumps to anyone who doesn't have a political agenda.
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in next 10 years
JNU Student: JNU
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Biscuit packets should mention the number of dips a biscuit can tolerate before shamelessly falling in the tea...
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Kupwara (J&K) 1996..I lived because of China and Russia..
He was about 7 feet away.. Chinese pistol pointed at me.. I did not have time to get my AK to firing position.
He fired, the Chinese pistol got stuck.. burst from my AK got him in the face.
Russia/ India 1
China / Pak 0
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View from my room...New house... Shifting tomorrow.
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Listen Guys,
When Corona Virus ends, Please buy things from local Shopkeepers, you know why, bcs in this time of emergency they supported you, not Amazon or Flipcart or some online company, Be Human
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I didn't volunteer in the Army - I was forced to join by parents.
I wasn't going to make life esy for ny1
During my medical tests, doctor asked softly, Can you read the letters on the wall?
What letters?I answered shrewdly.
Good," said the doctor. "You passed the hearing test."
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Kamasutra has added a new position. It is called "The Bureaucrat". It is the position in which you get on top and do nothing ..
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Mithun da was ahead of his times, by full 27 years.
Major Gogoi must've been a kid then :)
Movie: Kranti Kshetra (1994)
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GUYS! I NEED HELP...I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she told me I'm right..what should I do?
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जीन्स के धैर्य, बेल्ट के संघर्ष और अंडरवियर की कर्तव्यनिष्ठा को बारम्बार नमन्।
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Guys I am starting my new venture, a food app that will help all reduce weight dramatically.
Basically it works as follows:
You order, we don't deliver!
Seeking your support as always🙏😋
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We were this close. 700 metres was the farthest, 169 closest. The ridge belonged to the enemy.
Initiative and courage belonged to us.
😎😎😎
Rest is history.
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Some people do it once in a while and call it 'Trekking'
Others do it every day, and call it 'Patrolling'!
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Biscuit packets should mention the number of dips a biscuit can tolerate before shamelessly falling in the tea...
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I am planning to buy a car
in the range of 1 Cr to 1.25
Crs.
'Please suggest
ltne paise kahan se laaun'
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Infantry Day par itna show off toh banta hai...😉😋😍
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This day, that year. The level of subversion and stupidity of main stream media.
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My girlfriend borrowed 100 rupees from me.
When we separated, she returned exactly 100.
I lost interest in that relationship😜
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11 April 2018...Last day in uniform... Yes.. I do miss the Olive Greens.
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Mithun da was ahead of his times, by full 23 years.
Major Gogoi must've been a kid then :)
Movie: Kranti Kshetra (1994)
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Glacier Days... 21k Feet and -50℃
Me and my buddy Sep Shakeel Appubhai.. of unit's Ghatak platoon.
Those were the days...
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मोहल्ले में बदनामी का आलम ये है की सारे बच्चे एक एक करके मेरे घर आकर दिवाली में रॉकेट जलाने के लिये ख़ाली बोतल माँग रहे है ॥
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@ParveenKaswan
21k feet , minus 50℃ ..Behind me is our post at well above 6000 metres.
#Siachen
2002
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@debarghya_das
In india the chances of getting shot in random shootings are also less than US.
😁
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The price that a soldier's family pays.
My son was about 11 months old when my post on Siachen Glacier was in the midst of heavy engagements.
The only thing I was afraid of was that I may not be able to see my son ever, if anything happens.
There are 1000s of untold stories
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@atahasnain53
Sir I as a sikh CO offered namaz as we are a mixed battalion.
Pakis can never understand this.
One of the best bhajan singers of the unit was a muslim and for that matter.. entire Regiments wish is Ram Ram.
These trolls need to be kicked.
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Pakistani - U Indians don't have toilets lol
Me - Haan 1947 me alag ho gya tha 😂 😂
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👆🏻My wife asked me to help her in Kitchen, and I started with the Parade State..😁😁😁
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I didn't volunteer in the Army - I was forced to join by my parents.
So I wasn't going to make life easy for anyone.
During medical tests, the doc asked softly, "Can you read the letters on the wall?"
"What letters?" I said shrewdly.
"Good," he said. "You passed the hearing test
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Today I donated a watch,a phone &my wallet to a poor guy.U cant imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket
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@Saysniha
Minimum temperature was -50℃
Average being -10... Winter induction is like that.
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भगवान के आशीर्वाद से बिना बैंक लोन या दोस्तों की मदद के बगैर,बहुत कोशिशों और मेहनत के बाद इस मुकाम पर पहुँचा हूँ। लोग रोकते थे, ताना मारते थे, हंसते थे। कई बार दिल ने कहा नहीं होगा पर पक्के इरादे और सच्ची लगन की बदौलत आज मैंने खुद मर्सिडीज गाड़ी की फोटो सफलतापूर्वक खींच ली है। 😎
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Pack of cards...Turned 52 today... Will try to be mature and responsible ...In a decades time.😁😁😁
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The young lady turned 72 yesterday. The old man is 80.
(Hence the thoughtful expression)
❤️😍😁😂
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First time voter at 51.
For 30 years I was part of the team that ensured safe conduct of elections.
😎😎😎😎
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Covaxin
My daughter got her 1st dose.
Total time taken including registration, injection and issue if certificate : 3 minutes
Total money spent : Rs 10 (for the printed copy)
That's my India.
Jai Ho
Jai Hind
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My palatial house at 21000 feet and - 50℃ (Glacier 2001)
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Meet the source of my strength and eternal inspiration.. Mom..
😊😊😊😊😊😊😍😍😍😍😍
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Sending you good weather ... Pic taken at 8 AM.. from the balcony of our flat... It's Dehradun.
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Didn't know that a simple tweet will mean so much.
Glad to share and spread positivity and hope.
I have full faith in the human spirit. Armed Forces epitomise the same.
Proud to have worn the uniform and served the motherland.
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Read about Lt Satbir.. who died in my arms.. after fighting like a tiger and doing his bit for the motherland.
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Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary and 'The British museum' on how they got so many artefacts .😁🤐
#Copied
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My girlfriend borrowed 100 rupees from me.
When we separated, she returned exactly 100.
I lost interest in that relationship😜
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The problem with India is that criminals have more confidence in judiciary than the public.
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in next 10 years
JNU Student: JNU
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Some people do it once in a while and call it 'Trekking'
Others do it every day, and call it 'Patrolling'!
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For all those who envy CSD privileges..
The route to CSD is NDA/IMA- Punjab- Kupwara- Africa- Glacier and Manipur.
😂😂😂
It's open to all
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Pakistan mein toh jo bhi koi accha throw karta hai... Usey gr€nad€ hi finkwaate hain.
Jeena ISI ka naam hai..
😂
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Forces put on alert... Is a wrong statement.
Forces ARE always alert.
Who is sleeping all this while is anyone's guess.
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Weather in Doon.. pic from my balcony...
(Location will NOT be told)
😅😅😅
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