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@simplemach

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Humanity | Chelsea | OBIdient | Catholic | enthusiast | wants to know what's in the news | Hungry for a working society | London Used Phone πŸ“±πŸ’» plug

Ogun, Nigeria
Joined August 2014
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@simplemach
The guy next door
2 days
@Van_dermie @TrendingEx @VendrNg Una go just dey disgrace una family for public. Dem catch am, E say e dey tackle picture 🀣
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@simplemach
The guy next door
2 days
@Tipster_Blood Thanks bro. God bless you
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@simplemach
The guy next door
3 days
They should kuku kii us all
@thecableng
TheCable
3 days
JUST IN: CBN to implement new ATM transaction fees from March 1 | TheCable
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@simplemach
The guy next door
3 days
@kholynz__ @Tipster_Blood Osasuna no score ke.....?
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@simplemach
The guy next door
3 days
@BashirAhmaad Bashir what will you or anyone do about it?
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@simplemach
The guy next door
3 days
Thos one go dey fess indomie doneπŸ˜„
@pshegs
PSHEGS
4 days
PBR COWPEA (GMO Beans). This is what it looks like. The brown type isn't ready yet.
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@simplemach
The guy next door
3 days
This man, always setting himself up for drags
@NigeriaStories
Nigeria Stories
4 days
β€œOffering Didn't Buy Any Of Our Aircrafts, God Bought It.” ~ Bishop Oyedepo
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@simplemach
The guy next door
4 days
Does the name "Obi" give you orgasm? Take a break bro, it's becoming boring. You can use this energy to market the government you work for and what they have been doing.
@Riddwane
AJE
5 days
Oleomo of Derby is an unrepentant fraudster. He’s just been caught in another fraudulent scheme weeks after he was exposed for embezzling UK community funds. Alas, Obi is their messiah oo 🫣
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The guy next door
5 days
@JohnKolawole20 @InibeheEffiong My brother! Don't worry bro, it doesn't take time to go round.
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The guy next door
6 days
How many halves make up "one" n'tori Olorun?
@aideinfluence
itohanπŸ¦…
6 days
Half Yoruba | Half Edo | Half Akwa Ibom
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@simplemach
The guy next door
8 days
@DAMIADENUGA What did she say? I wasn't listening
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@simplemach
The guy next door
8 days
@Wizarab10 @ujuubaby hope you fall in this category. Abi you don send?
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@simplemach
The guy next door
8 days
@EmmyPromise71 You're more foolish cos, first of all, why the insult and secondly the fraud and forger in ABJ prefers to commiserate with the people of US than his own people who d!e in droves but you'd rather call out and insult a private citizen. Has your druggie said a word about it?
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The guy next door
8 days
Why so much vegetable oil, him wife dey fry akara?
@TrendingEx
Trending Explained
9 days
Video: Ivorian Students surprise their favorite lecturer with gifts πŸ™„
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@simplemach
The guy next door
9 days
Finally a culprit. As learned (professors) individuals, Keep helping corrupt politicians to commit electoral fraud
@ARISEtv
ARISE NEWS
9 days
Professor Ignatius Uduk has been sentenced to three years in prison for publishing false election results and committing perjury.
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The guy next door
9 days
Funny thing is; non of these things this fellow listed here has actually made any positive visible impact on the lives of Nigerians. We just hear them on radio and TV. Corpers still received 33k this month. We both know nothing is flowing from our refineries.
@salawueedris1
SALAWU||OMOIYAONIPAKO
10 days
President TInubu, the master strategist. -Resurrect the refineries, -Increase State allocations, -Created regionals development comm., -Student loans, -Clear backlogs, -Massive infrastructure, -Created new Federal Unis. -Increase Minimum wage, Add yours,
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@simplemach
The guy next door
9 days
We know our priorities
@Edrees4P
Idris4Peace
11 days
Kano: ₦2.5bn - Mass Wedding Jigawa: ₦4.8bn - Ramadan Feeding Lagos: ₦3.5bn - Power supply Anambra: N2.7b - To build ICT Centre in Awka. Enugu: N3b - To build Digital village. Kebbi: budgeted undisclosed amount for mosques renovation
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@simplemach
The guy next door
9 days
US mission is suddenly interested in "anti corruption" fight in Nigeria.
@USinNigeria
U.S. Mission Nigeria
10 days
Civil society is an important stakeholder in ensuring accountability and transparency. Recently, @BudgIT uncovered 2.4 billion Naira in payments for 15 federal projects across 9 states - yet no contractor has started work on these sites. Learn more πŸ‘‡ #TransparencyTuesday
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@simplemach
The guy next door
10 days
@Tobbyakog @AishaYesufu "Nonsense!", Beautifully written in a good English
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The guy next door
10 days
You're an idiot!
@B0lutife
BoluTife
11 days
Ibo people flee ke? Because of Fulani herdsmen? Thought we agreed Yorubas are the cowards ni πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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