Simple Shamim
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Manchester united. Proud Muslima ❤️Am cute for that I know 😊 Bee ohh bee ahh yi Bobi
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That is why your ka boyfriend f*cked you together with your roommate mbu 3some and later dumped you for her .
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I think we should talk about what happened between you and the chemistry teacher (Yassin) in his office at 8:00pm on a VD .
Truth is we all want change but are you sure Bobiwine is the change we need??😏
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This is what it means nti wetegekedde show not coming on stage nga agenda okulunda ente
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They wanted him to be gay , and now they're hurt he smashes a real different breeds 😀😀😀😀
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If he tells us , will you also tell us the Muzungu who fvcked you in A$$ ( eyakusiyaga) in October 2021 because you wanted to clear your rent ?
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This relationship is like those relationships you all had in high school .
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For those who don't understand English let me translate for you.
" Nagirinya nkukolera ntya embaga ya bukadde 700 , nondekawo bwotyo? Abakazi lwaki temusiima dala ? Mukama akusasule kyoka kyoyagala, nkwagaliza birungi byerere mukazi gwe .😭😭😭😭😭😭"
It’s unfortunate that a party waiting to be in power, claims to be champions of justice can write such a shabby statement that’s gone out there unsigned and accuses journalists of being political actors. The freedom of the press ought to be protected at all times. Media serves as
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Only 2k likes I recreate this , me I won't even pull the skirt .
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For those who don't understand the language,
In summary Mpuuga has said .
" I am a corrupt man who deserves hell at all costs,
If it was possible I would've resigned but I am a greedy person , I am sorry .
For the masaka people it will be on you if you vote for me again"
Ladit ma loyo dul me
National Unity Platform (NUP),
Kampala.
LOK NI KI RYEMO AN MA CALO LA LUB KOR LADIT MA LOYO DUL ME NATIONAL UNITY PLATFORM (NUP)
Aneno waraga ma tye ka wot i kin ping tutwale i nyonyo rwate pa munu (social media) kun nyutu ni in aye icoyo, kit ma dul me
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Ok leave alone mental illness, why would one hate this guy ?
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Bobi is fake akolagana ne museveni nga mwe muffa , you hate Bobi wine because he works with museveni as you say ( without evidence even) but you support museveni who you say planted bobi wine so that he can kill and imprison the citizens. Naye lwaki muli basiru ekisuse?
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Bobi wine come out you act as an example. He is out Kati can you join him oba oyagala aje ne Suubi plus Shadrack?
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Drop any photo of the president you have in your gallery. I mean president Kyagulanyi.
#BobiWineAt42
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Someone said mbu that gal is too excited nempakana but if it isn’t excitement how can a marriage therapist take such pics ? , ehh Pozi gwabade mwenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mwana tulina enaku yaffe nyinji , but if we see those abatusinga obunaku nga bazalawa struggle it really irritates us so much .
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Mwatutama dda , mwatutuuka kumyooyo , mwakafa olumbe , ziwalumbe mwe , vampire ,bakanywa musaayi. Gantu mwe Kale twabenyiwa okuva kuntobo zemitima jjaffe , musaana geyena mizimu , wakalya I will address the media Gasiya buloolo .
Tomorrow at 10 am, I'll address the media on a range of issues.
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You all wanted that boy to be gay but he is straight 🤣🤣🤣Kati muwulira enooma
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You want us to raise children like you ?
"Your children don't need a married mom. They need a happy mom."
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@EvelynMic_
When did non domestic animals start advising the domestic animals on how to behave at home?
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Leave alone being a Bobiwine fan , I love this boy 😥😥😥😢
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Musumba no olowoza byali binji ?
Namugamba people power nadiramu awo our power .okuva kwoolwo tetukozesa bupiira .
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I am sorry its too earlier But where do men learn all the things they do during s*x
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You're welcome but the performance didn't match the turn up, next time better .
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Fighting corruption but he wants my leg inorder to employ me , but he is on tl shouting stop corruption, corruption nyoko
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I wish I had a boyfriend, singa I am going to send him some kamoney for Sunday 😢😭😭😭
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Kirabika its time I purchase that blue tick kirabika mujja kumpa ku katiibwa , otherwise even the 1999 borns want to take me out , eryo ejoogo linsuseeko .
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The thing is you busy trolling or blaming the person who tells people to go and exercise their rights (protesting) because they will be killed era that person is bad atissa abaana babendi but you support the person who kills abaana babendi ? Oba nze musiru ?
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But who has ever Branded Barbie as a whore , who has ever branded Madam Rebecca kadaga as whore ? Kale let us say Maama Fiina , Maria Kiwanuka?, margie Kigozi ? Sarah Kizito?, mariam Luyombo? Etc .Nze ndowoza people are trying to call a spade a spade not a big spoon .
As a woman, you;
Can’t achieve a thing in this world without being branded a whore
Can’t have a different opinion without being branded a whore.
You reject a man and you immediately become a whore.
In simple terms; a man can’t watch you do your thing and not brand you a whore!
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You who is fast , why did Ignited Ivan dump you ?
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No one hates bobiwine apart from Museveni, abasigadde you're just pretending 😀😀😀😀 kubanga on ground buli omu awoza ee bboobbii , ee Kyagulanyi. Munoonya likes twabategedde naye namwe mumumatira .
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A person who got dumped by his donor before meeting physically, now he wants to lecture people about Marriage 😀😀😀😀
@simple_shamim
What does marriage limit one from doing, okujako nga you married someone who is insecure
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Bobi wine ne NUP eyo yali wave , tebakyalina Bantu 😂😂😂
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Can your president pass through the ghettos and the streets of this country freely anti bamwagala nnyo .?
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Mpuuga wekiba kyetaagiisa kwewandisiza masaka nja kwewandiisa naye todda mu parliament.
This morning, I addressed the media on the state of affairs in our party. Attached hereunder is my PRESS STATEMENT
Colleagues, I come to you this morning after days of silence and meditation to address two issues on my next plan in the fight for total liberation of our country.
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Where is the word SMACK ?
SMACK, where Speakers of Parliament, a Vice President and a future President are manufactured.
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Animals will forever be animals , they can't get satisfied
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Busingye mukozeki bantu mwe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 , I didn't record that video abeg .
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I know no one wishes to be a single mom but you can't be a proud single mom never .
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I just can't believe that homosexuality is debatable 🤔 like whether its a crime or not 😭😭😭😭😭 how on earth can someone think that shit is normal ?? FUCK YOU HUMAN RIGHTS
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Wefuge sebo
The day I forgot ugx 50k in my car at the washing bay, I ran back like hell to make sure the "kanaabe" ( car washers) do not get to it before ... Guys are loaded, ugx 118 million in the car boot, I do not know weather I will ever touch such money in my life.
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This man hasn't done anything to liberate this country, this guy is just a joker , this guy let's people's sons and daughters to be killed so that he thrives , anoonya documentary ndala , when we ask you which side are you owoza opposition Kati oyagala bobiwine akwate mundu ?
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I know we are not close but you will see it by force without tagging you , Happy birthday Mimi mitima.
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Twasimbudde dda , aliwa ewatuufu ?
The military and police are at Magere making sure Kyagulanyi doesn't get out. Bobi Wine is in the city😎
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Mamito wemala okwoza ebintu ngende ndabeko TV ?
Papito and Mamito🥰
Chocolate and Candy🥰
Thank you Paramount images for capturing the beautiful memories for our special days🙏
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Hello
@JKanyomozi
mind saying something here ? ,
Pozi toli politician .
"Those people dying of hunger in Uganda are idiots because there is enough food, land and the right climate," says Henry Okello Oryem, the State Minister of Foreign Affairs.
#MorningAtNTV
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Let us all laugh at Mpuuga 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😄😂😄😄😂😂😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣😅
📌 NOTICE
The President of the National Unity Platform has suspended Hon. Mathias Mpuuga from the position of Deputy President (Central Region) for engaging in actions of corruption and abuse of office — which actions he has failed to give any satisfactory explanation for.
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Manchester united won 3-1 and all the fans remained normal, arsenal won 3-2 and they wanted to overthrow the government 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wemunatukuba home and away???
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This means mpuuga is actually ready to take 20 billions of money as a reward as he says as long as its from the commission , our concern is about 4 people sharing 1.7billion tax payers money just for just naye people are now changing the context to bobi wine vs mpuuga.
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When we talk about Bujjingo , you will be like you're a Muslim ebintu bya church bireke . But the truth is even a pegan can see that if Bujjingo isn't mentally ill then those believing in him are.
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One muganda , one musoga , one munyankore and one northerner but you know what never trust baganda. Anyway okutegeera siteeka.
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He aba boda tetugenda kukiriza bobiwine kulinya kigere mu greater Masaka 😂😂😂😂😂
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Daddy, Do you have free calls on airtel and you help me?
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As a wife,
No maid will cook my husband’s meals period
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piki za loan . Mwe basiru .defending mpuga eyalya 500m because has given u 20k, but anyway the day is today we shall comeback to this video .
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I have more than 20 pair of trousers but I chose to wear a dress because I was visiting you , why the fuck can't you read that code and work on me ???😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭
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Kyoka ki benjee kyo kisinika businisi 😀😀😀😀😀 , men of this generation nolonger respect people's relationships 😀😀
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Guys I am sorry the thread came so late but fvck it its here ,
I am going to talk about mainly 3 things
1.Bobi wine the so called Kyagulanyi Ssentamu,
2. Nup
3. Mpuuga .
While commenting I expect you to use your brains please don't just come fwaaa.
Let's go into it ......
I have been quiet.
After analyzing everything, knowing my position, considering everything going around on ground and allover social medias I am bringing my unbiased truth about this man at exactly 7:30pm .
Whoever will get pissed i am not sorry but people deserve the truth
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That is why whenever I see a regime apologist mba njagala mukuba jinja afe aveewo .
Seen this video and it really makes me cry. Imagine Ugandan companies holding u there just to sale u somewhere else for money not caring about ur lif
@Mglsd_UG
@UHRC_UGANDA
do u even look into these companies?
#LabourExportExhibitionUG
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Guys who studied from this lu school think they already made it in life and heaven 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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Only this one ❣
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I have been quiet.
After analyzing everything, knowing my position, considering everything going around on ground and allover social medias I am bringing my unbiased truth about this man at exactly 7:30pm .
Whoever will get pissed i am not sorry but people deserve the truth
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Naye kale tuve mupalapase, is it a must for each and everyone to know who Ray G is ? Why ? Because he moves with a stick ??
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Let us be ko real here banange, what was that he was doing on stage , like it as if it was a MDD day , why did he sing live nga tabisobolola ?
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No need of tagging you , I know we are close enough. 😊😊
Happy birthday dear. 20 looks good on you.
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It's just a simple reminder, I am graduating this jan .Kati whoever wants to eat the graduation food ndeeta watsap group .
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Drop your favorite song from the only musician who existed during our generation
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I am a loyal Arsenal fan and I am actually happy we are in the knock out stages of champions league, but the truth is champions league without manchester United and Liverpool the biggest clubs in Europe is like Community shield, I even didn't know we had a match today .
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There's someone out there who doesn't support manchester united but he wants to date me 😀😀😀😀😀😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Books will kill me 😒😒😒🥲, people are enjoying sleep and am here cramming 😭😭
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