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@PicturesFoIder
Why is the comment section filled with unrelated comments including this one?
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@Wizarab10
On average, 1500 corpers are camped. Assume that 800 of them are females.
Patapata, you saw, heard about and witnessed at most, 10 of these incidents.
Remove 10 out of 800, you will be left with 790.
How does it make sense to draw such a wild conclusion from this maths?
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@instablog9ja
This is the trick.
Assume that the original fare without Tinubu is N10,000.
With Tinubu’s waiver:
Undiscounted fare: N30,000
50% discounted fare: N15,000
Jumia don teach us this trick since.
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@DAMIADENUGA
Even the girls can attest to the fact that this man is speaking for himself and the friends that are leading him astray.
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@instablog9ja
Wait, so parents really pick up their phones, turn on the camera before scolding their kids? All these Gen Z parents ehn, make I no talk.
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@Wizarab10
The grass is greener on the other side. That’s what she thought when she took the ride.
Oga, this girl is only coming back cos she couldn’t get someone better than you.
If she did, you would never have heard from her again.
More so, why would you want to go into that kind of
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@Wizarab10
Wisdom is profitable to direct.
Slowly, start forming busy.
If you are invited to functions, give your words and disappoint on the day. Do it repeatedly and they will stop inviting you.
When they come visiting and offer you smoke or alcohol, say you just finished some rounds
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@Wizarab10
Use aloe vera for instant relief. Just relief o. Now, run to the nearest chemist and explain your ordeal to them.
You people should be celibate, you won’t hear.
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@jon_d_doe
Phew! Let me make it easy for you to move on:
She had an abortion and lied that she had a miscarriage. That makes her a murderer and a chronic liar. Do you want to be with such a woman?
A woman willingly aborting a child for no other reason than “religion” has no form of
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@itsSh0la
Woe unto a man that believes a woman’s words instead of her action.
Women are unapologetically hypocritical. You cannot even shame them for it.
When you even attempt to shame them, you will end up embarrassing yourself.
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@DAMIADENUGA
Dear men, know where to pour your juice in o.
Make them no go fashion your blood against you.
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@Wizarab10
I feel you guy.
Even though she didn’t technically cheat on you, the girl is for the streets.
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@MindOfHeadking
If I will ever buy a girlfriend a phone, then it will be a phone for the office of girlfriend. Whichever girl occupies the office uses the phone. Once her tenure is over, she retires it to the next occupant.
Sense go wound me one day.
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@MindOfHeadking
The shortcode is to stop asking questions.
For example, instead of saying “can I have your number?” Say, “give me your number, we should hangout sometimes.”
If you put a girl in a yes or no spot, she will most likely say no because they programmed to say more no than yes.
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@MindOfHeadking
My woman sells food, and she does home delivery. She even does night delivery which she charges like 25k extra. And the usual night delivery locations are hotels.
Please, am I safe?
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@Wizarab10
Women will first self-destruct before realizing it. This umunwayin thinks she's doing the other two guys right?
Mummy, you are doing yourself.
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@Wizarab10
The girl meant to say she no longer wants to be your girlfriend.
Gosh! You really needed an interpreter for this?
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@jon_d_doe
This is why it is important to test ride before dropping your cash, unless of course the seal was never broken.
This woman either has vaginismus or she just doesn’t find the man attractive enough, or she’s getting it somewhere, especially from a brother in the lord.
The long
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@Wizarab10
1. Lead your relationship by becoming a better version of yourself every day. Make sure you have balls and guts to call the shots.
2. Your girlfriend people will respect you if you respect yourself and respect them. Make sure you are not easily accessible to them. Normally, you
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@amerix
Be stoic! No need to over familiarize yourself with your wife’s family. It only breeds contempt and disrespect.
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@jon_d_doe
Dear OP, I understand your fatherly love for your children, and how you want the best for them.
If that love is so strong, and you have the resources, you’d better come back to Nigeria on a good note with your wife and kids. Then stylishly invite them to Nigeria. If and when
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@itsSh0la
Better women are too plenty to worry about one "good" woman. Live a life of abundance. Have an abundance mindset. That's the way to kill oneitis.
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@Wizarab10
Understanding boyfriend dey try o.
Anyways, I don’t know what you are doing wrong to make your presence so insignificant to her.
As for me, my girl cannot try that with me. In fact, she will naturally want to make the most of the little time she has with me.
I’m not bragging
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@MindOfHeadking
Most of you here are forming hard guys on a simple question that you can easily turn to a joke.
This girl is your girl for crying out loud. Na war una dey fight for relationships?
Girl: I don’t like this your new haircut
Me: “hmmm… no wonder a lot of girls were eyeing me. I
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@stopthatfooty
@nocontextfooty
These guys understood each other more than I understand myself
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@Wizarab10
You wan tell me say this girl no be mamiwater with the way wey she dey cut fish so?
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@instablog9ja
Isn’t this one of the reasons why people hate working under women?
Unless you are paying her extra, you have no right to stop her from enjoying the holiday with her families.
Even banks no do reach this one
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@itsSh0la
Dressing well and smelling nice are very important. They really have nothing to do with your buoyancy.
They even bring you new opportunities
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@jon_d_doe
Hahaha! I couldn’t hold my laughter where the guy slept in between them on the same bed.
In the history of players, this guy deserves to be among the top 5. This one na real idan.
I don laugh my advice away for this one.
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@yabaleftonline
I swear, this guy is the real definition of a shining star. I envy him so much.
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@Konnah22
@Wazzlion
@riteekazi
Lady, logic is not your calling. Stick to your emotional assessment of things.
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@jon_d_doe
When a lady suddenly switches up like this, there are three things involved:
Her mother is influencing her
Her friends are influencing her, or
A guy is about to trigger her release clause
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@jon_d_doe
What you are trying to avoid is unavoidable at this point. Don't let your conscience hold you back from walking out of the marriage now that you are alive.
If she wants the kids, let her have them. When they grow, they will eventually find out the truth.
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@jon_d_doe
It doesn’t mean anything at all. It’s all part of the in-law package.
Please, if she has other sisters, go and touch theirs too.
You are doing well
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@jon_d_doe
A woman is a woman regardless. When hypergamy sets in, they are helpless.
It's not even their fault.
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@AjeboDanny
Of course. Na person wey dey watch fight sabi the best moves na.
Na poor people sabi how much rich people dey make.
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@Wizarab10
Knowingly sleeping with another man’s wife is the lowest any man can go. They deserve whatever they get.
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@Wizarab10
These girls really don't rate us on this app o.
Which guy on earth asks "what are we?" after knacking?
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@Wizarab10
If money was the answer, why would any rich person become depressed?
While not having money can cause depression, having it doesn’t exempt you from it.
Lack of money is just one of the many causes of depression.
May God be with us all.
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@jon_d_doe
Once a man sees you as a s*x object, there’s little to nothing that you can do to change his mind.
If you like, become Jesus’ personal assistance and bathe with anointing oil, he will continue to see you like that.
The man knew all along that he was just an option, like your
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@yabaleftonline
If your reason is not to save battery or to concentrate on something, then you are just deceiving yourself.
Turning off your data doesn’t save your data.
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My prediction for Nigeria vs South Africa:
FT: NGA 1-1 SA
AET: NGA 1-1 SA
Nigeria to win on penalties.
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@MindOfHeadking
I agree with everything. But that s*x part, you should stylishly get a girl to admit that she enjoyed it especially over a text.
This is just for record purposes in case she ever decides to run med and accuse you of r&pe.
Stay vigilant.
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@Wizarab10
First, if one is celibate, it means they don't want to ever get married, let alone indulge in sexual activities.
While abstinence means that although you don’t want to indulge in sexual activities, you want to get married later.
Secondly, a virgin that allows her breasts to
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@jon_d_doe
OP, you know there's piggyvest right?
This money issue aside, it seems you've lost your frame to this lady judging from the way you bombard her with messages while she gives you one-line responses.
OP, consider this breakup as an opportunity to build yourself in terms of
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@Neo_officiall
@Wizarab10
My brother, are you just accepting that fact? They are definitely the problem as confirmed home and abroad.
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@ThaBoyYom
You are very right. I find it funny that some men have to ask how to properly vet a woman. Bro, open your eyes and see for yourself.
“But women can pretend a lot”
I promise you, that’s a sentence to discourage you from vetting. Women are not hard to dissect.
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@yabaleftonline
Nothing anyone wants to tell me; most of our players had s3x with those Ivorian ladies, hence their awful performance.
They lacked zeal.
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@Wizarab10
I said it o
My prediction for Nigeria vs South Africa:
FT: NGA 1-1 SA
AET: NGA 1-1 SA
Nigeria to win on penalties.
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@Wizarab10
Women will buy food for themselves and go on to post “I love the independent woman I’m becoming” on the WhatsApp status.
Abeg, we wey dey feed ourselves and buy food for them, what should we do?
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@Shadaya_Knight
This is aptly put. This is why the best revenge you can have on a lady that rejects you is your personal growth and development. (More success)
Make sure you go out there, win at everything you do, for yourself, your family, your society and of course, to sting that girl.
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@Wizarab10
The talking stage is the stage where everyone is on their best characters, even aided by the fact that everything is going rather rosy.
I mean, who won't be on their best behaviours when everything is going well?
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@MindOfHeadking
Men, when you mess up with a woman, any attempt at “fixing” it will add more injury to the salt.
Just stop contacting her and focus on your life. Women always come back.
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@amerix
Yes doctor.
Hiding an erection is a sign of weakness and low self esteem. Thanks for teaching me to be proud of my little man.
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@DAMIADENUGA
Ahahn! See as the girl fine na. The guy is so lucky to have such a changed person like her.
Use this comment and the like button to express your disgust.
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@instablog9ja
Na she use her mouth say men dey avoid women.
Na she still use her mouth say women are not seeing men.
Aunty, stay one place na.
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@instablog9ja
That’s the feeding ground of Edo witches na.
I’ve been there before. In fact, I used to be a wizard.
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@yabaleftonline
John.
If the sentence was:
“John killed David, in his car”
The answer would be David. The comma is the difference.
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@amerix
More:
“Use fluoridated toothpaste for healthy teeth”
“Eggs are high in cholesterol that’s bad for thd heart”
“Energy drinks give energy”
“Eat frequently to boost your metabolism”
“Hit the gym if you want to lose weight”
“Salt is the enemy”
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@instablog9ja
Once a woman is divorced, she suddenly becomes a marriage counselor. If you are that good, why are you divorced?
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@naturalboifilmz
@yabaleftonline
You are a proof that eloquence in a language doesn't translate to eloquence in thoughts.
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@ThaBoyYom
@Wizarab10
Na them dey enjoy am pass.
The greatest scam in history is men paying for s*x. How do you pay for a service that you render?
Henceforth, if girl no drop money, my stick no dey commot from my boxer.
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@amerix
If anyone tells you that it is possible to alter your joystick’s size, the person is a scam, and they are about to empty your bank account.
Whatever size nature gives you, learn how to use it properly. After all, the game is not just about the size.
Hey, I’m not trying to
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I was not fashioned to like going out. Cos why am I so comfortable being indoors every day of the week?
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@Wizarab10
H*e phase, securing the bag, having fun, enjoying my twenties, and exploring are all fancy terms for ashawoism.
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@yabaleftonline
“Not being a liability” then proceeds to reveal how much of a liability she is.
Yeye dey smell
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@jon_d_doe
Who doesn’t want to live the life like Agba?
Some of you are proudly performing fatherly roles as ordinary boyfriends that you are.
Una go see shege.
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@jon_d_doe
One thing I love about men is accountability. Just see how this man admitted to his mistakes, and took all responsibility. Kudos sir.
Now, to your question and in addition to what other well meaning people have said, you need to start by forgiving yourself. From your submission,
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@itsSh0la
Investing in your circle is one of the best investments there is in this life.
You never know what tomorrow holds, but as Shola rightly said, you will have less burdens if your circle members are doing well. More so, you won’t easily fall from the top. Even if you do, you will
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