Went to an Art Exhibition in Cape Town yesterday... and all I have to say is that sometimes parents shouldn't be supportive of their kids' dreams
Part 1: Are you being for real?
⚪️ We would like to apologise to all our fans who woke up at 2am South African time and had to endure this performance. Enjoy your Sunday and get some sleep.
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I studied Explosive Physics at university for 5 years for my Bachelor of Science and then worked in construction as part of the detonation team at Murray Roberts. I’ve also been awarded the Dynamite Award which is for best explosive expert globally.
GUYS HERE IS OUR MINISTER QUOTING KENDRICK LEMAR IN A BUDGET SPEECH. I'm finished 😂 so many things in this video. The quote, the Indian uncle's look and the heckle at the end 😂 FINISHED
#Budget2018
Great tactics by the Proteas. Play badly, lure India into a false sense of security, lose this game embarrassingly, get called chokers, meet India in the final, win the toss, bat first, score 480, bowl them out for 85.
This is the game plan.
Just a heads up. If a bomb blasted OUTSIDE your house the glass from the windows shattering would be INSIDE not OUTSIDE. So this doesn’t add up 😂 Issa Lie.
#NationalShutdown
Nhlanhla Lux, he says there were 'bombs' thrown towards his house this morning.
The windows of his immediate neighbours houses are shattered.
There are police here taking statements from the community.
#sabcnews
South Africans waking up to a Proteas victory. But shout out to us who were up at 2:30am seeing Markam bowl 4 overs on the trot and Sir KG Rabada bowl his first ball in the 18th over of the match.
Thank you for the good times
@ABdeVilliers17
… that summer when you announced your comeback for the SA test side was one of the best cricket summers of my life. Can’t tell you how much enjoyment you’ve given me.
WE ARE INTO A FINAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I AM 36 YEARS OF AGE AND I CAN FINALLY SEE MY HOME TEAM PLAY A WORLD CUP FINAL
THANK YOU
@ProteasMenCSA
. I HAVE WAITED DECADES FOR THIS MOMENT AND DESTINY HAS ARRIVED
Last night I saw the greatest muslim fight of all time. It had 20ish year olds, a mother with a bat, fathers with muscles, 8 police cars, 36 hookahs, 92 vapes and started all because of chatting shit on Twitter.
But to the girl with the maroon Dr Martens. Holla at me 😍
You know who suffered the most in this T20 between SA and Afghanistan?…
The kids that were meant to get 10 kits every time 100 runs are scored by the batting team.
@lazyorlaylah
Laylah, Wallahi, please tell the people of the Internet that I taught you to clapback like this. I’m literally saying this on a public platform so people know that I’m breaking my silence.
Can spot a Muslim girl with a curfew from far. She’s the one that gets jittery the closer it gets to 11pm. Begins mathematical equations in her mind:
If a car travels at 97kms/hr and the distance home is 13kms with 5 traffic lights and 9 speed bumps what time will I get home?
Hello everyone! A lot of people have complained about the audio missing from last nights show.
The reason: Even we as producers got tired of hearing all these white accents
Can anyone provide me with a cell number of any DA official. Like their private number. Your boi has 500 free SMS’s and is seeking revenge. DM me their numbers.
Last night I saw the greatest muslim fight of all time. It had 20ish year olds, a mother with a bat, fathers with muscles, 8 police cars, 36 hookahs, 92 vapes and started all because of chatting shit on Twitter.
But to the girl with the maroon Dr Martens. Holla at me 😍
Yo
@OfficialCSA
respond to those racists Boeta Dippenaar and Pat Symcox. You guys are always quiet in these conversations.
Last time you allowed Cullinan to chat shit about transformation and racism and Lungi Ngidi buried him at Centurion.
RIP to Diego Maradona. Man was a complicated OG but this is one of my fav videos of his. After scoring a penalty, a guy comes with a bag of cocaine and he gets his fix. Boss move.
South Africa: Hello world. Our top tier scientists have discovered this new strain of Covid 19! Please be safe
World: Waaaahlalala! You got Covid, you got Covid!
RIP Jackers! You made cricket commentary so wildly entertaining. Will always be amazed at your prediction of a ball hitting the bat from the outfield and going for 4 leading to a World Cup win before it even happened in 2019. You were a g Robin Jackman
Hi this is Ox. I’m using my burner account cause of all the notifications I’m getting from my great performance on my main account. Please DM me so we can get this cake-exchange going.
Why are Muslims always anonymous when they wanna chat shit about another muslim. Hiding behind a tag like “concerned muslim community” or a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo.
10 years ago I asked a girl out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. Both times she said no. So here is a picture of an engagement ring I found on the Internet.
The funeral of Daryll Cullinan will take place at SuperSport Park Centurion. He will be laid to rest at the Hennops River End. Daryll suffered a fatal heart attack after a black man took 6 wickets. He leaves his wife, children and the world in peace
Even if Quinton de Kock does not play a single game for the national team again he won’t ever suffer any consequences for his decision. He will earn his pay by playing in different leagues till he retires… and that is an example of privilege.
When you see Lungi Ngidi and Kagiso Rabada do you think "Why did I ever say that cricket was not a sport for black people because I look like a toss now"
#PoliteEnquiries
One of the best fights I have seen. Still trying to figure out if the guy in black is South African. But the part that kills me is when she calls for the dog 😂😂😂
THREAD.
Once you guys and girls watch Dave Chappelle's The Bird Revelation you gonna need some help deciphering what he said... let me shed my thoughts
Cricket SA’s media team/agency has always been distant towards fans. I know, I’m a super fan. They select a few elites to be part of their activations/events but outside of that, there is zero connection with the team. If some of the players weren’t my friends I’d bounce.
Dear South Africa this is NOT how our captain and coach should be welcomed back to the country!
Proteas captain Temba Bavuma and Coach Rob Walter are back from India after finishing in the SEMI FINALS of the ICC Cricket World Cup
Here are the fans who came through
Hi
@KaizerChiefs
I have an old friend in his late 70's. His name is Brian Milham. He was a coach who helped take you guys to the PSL. He would really like to see the facilities. Make this old man happy
Excellent idea honourable minister. No better way to avoid Load Shedding than by leaving the country. Please remember to use electricity wisely even there in Qatar.
3 of these burgers are smash burgers. One is not. Take a guess which one isn’t? The point of the smash burger is to create the Maillard Reaction where protein reacts with high heat. You smash to create this delicious beefy-laced candy. You don’t just press for vibes
@rocomamas