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tattoo artist + depressed @chelseafc fan . last account suspended @ 800k
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Imagine.
Women’s AFCON
Rugby WC
UFC ntonton
Men’s AFCON
ANC losing elections
All in the space of 2 years?? No DNA, just RSA😭😭
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But guys. Real talk, this is why I believe in divine intervention😭
You have Spotify.
On a random Wednesday, you wake up and decide that you wanna try Apple Music.
And from that, you find crucial information? Potentially life changing?
You guys know I use Spotify to post all my music posts, but I felt like trying out the Apple Music thing and see what it’s really about, so I signed up, it gave me an option to follow all my friends, and there she was on the list, of course I went to her profile…
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This tweet put me on the map fr
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Kanti “oomf” stands for “one of my friends/followers”??? I thought it was “bro” shortened but in zulu. Like oomfowethu😭😭😭
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I love how y’all made voting the coolest thing anyone could possibly do today
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Jollof even belongs to Ghana. All they have is 77 Naira that only adds up to R1
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Hoerskool teachers in the staff room discussing how disruptive learners have been :
And why is it always the black ones???yhooo💔💔😔
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Guys. This is the easiest generation to get a girlfriend in. They just want chicken
Buying me kfc is another way of saying you love me and can’t live without me🥹
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Until the room smells like the locker room at AFCON
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Y’all have never been in love before. I once thought of extending her family home at 20 years old. I hear her
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This hurt me
Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?
I'll start:
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Thanking someone ko status? Couldn’t you just send a thank you text?😭
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How is your first born gonna explain to people that he’s only 4 months older than his sibling???😭😭😭😭
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Came to fetch me when I got suspended for smoking. I wrote in my statement that I ate bread to mask the smell & tried to deny everything at the hearing
He, with his THICK Naija accent, asked “DEN WHY DID YU EAT DI BRED?!”
Everyone called me “di bred” the rest of the year 😭😭
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Miss SA this, Miss SA that, I just miss the Premier League 😔
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Twitter baddies left res and went back to the depths of Kuvuki Land & can’t tweet because there’s no WiFi 😭
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“Supp exam granted”
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You know that “if they’re not meant to be in my life, please remove them” prayer?😭😭
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Hey oomfies. Last night, our apartment complex burned down completely. We made it out with no injuries though.
I can’t take any bookings until further notice. Next few weeks or so.
Love y’all❤️.
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“Nooo, you’re lying let’s see🥹”
“✋🏼”
“🤚🏾”
“🫱🏻🫲🏽”
“🥰”
“😍”
“you have such small hands 🥹” i know what you’re trying to do, get away from me Satan
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Nobody can ever convince me that rodents are cute. Ever.
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Think about it.
You’re already paying for Spotify.
Something possesses you and makes you sign up for Apple Music, which is the exact same thing. It’s not like Apple Music had an exclusive album from your fave musician. Same price too.
That random event led to this???
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Twitter talking stages must be tough. Imagine being mized on WhatsApp and your person is “😭😭😭” in other people’s comments
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The fuckers are behind bars, mashallah 🙏🏾❤️
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All I need is to find one Luh Twizzy in the streets. Just one. Impama engizoyshaya?? Yho
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How do you heal a sick Pedi person?
You give them a pedicure
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Only way he’s reviving his career is by miraculously reviving the man who made him
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Lady on the left is still sexualised. Someone once said it’s more attractive bc it leaves more to the imagination. Has nothing to do with “decency”.
A woman of virtue A woman
That you marry, that’s just for
Protect & provide. Sex.
For.
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Real niggas don’t have chats like this. It’s always “bring what you have. We’ll tlatsa you, boi”.
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What does a Venda man do when he doesn’t want people to know he greeted you?
Sign a NDA
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She wants us to eat rolls like we’re at a primary school event 😭
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Bro screen recorded himself deleting the app, and posted on the app after deleting una😭
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People on twitter make me appreciate the fact that I’m in a REAL relationship and I don’t have to create insane hypotheticals in the name of standards. But fairs, lemme go talk with my hot sexy beautiful gf. Most beautiful woman in the universe❤️. Love her love her love her
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Finished a 2hr paper in 25 minutes. I freestyled the whole thing. Chat, am I cooked?
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Here’s the thing. We all agree not to vote for them but there’s no general consensus on who to vote for. So yes, we won’t vote for ANC but our many votes will be scattered across the different parties and the ANC will still have the majority vote
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
29 May 2024, VOTE ANC OUT
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This is an insane level of talent yoh
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All your opinions are valid❤️(except for negativity against SKYF. Crawl into a hole😃)
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Stupid ass baby couldn’t even put his hand the right way😭😭😭
You deserve to find someone to start a family & enjoy life with....
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Tl asleep? My boy once dated my crush and whenever they needed a place to smash, they used my room because I was always home alone
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I went to groove and I sat and texted my girl the entire time. I like this new me.
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F3😭
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My girlfriend is at work and ngibhorekile. I just want interactions
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I hate how Twitter just makes up a story and runs with it. I lived there and this is not what happened
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These kids deserve nothing. They’re never going to change. I wish death and suffering on them
A girl, 15, was gang raped by two boys in Midrand on 17 December. It is alleged that the horrific incident was planned and organised by a mutual friend of the girl and the boys. The girl allegedly went to a braai at a clubhouse but was moved to another house by her friend.
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I prefer hubbly
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@AwakeScouser1
@Corballyred
Because you claim to have the best players in the world in every position but you can’t seem to prove it. You’re literally the only fanbase that claims to be better than City. The rest of us are aware that they’re miles clear
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This woman calls a dish a “vaskom”, she calls a stopper a “prop”, she doesn’t keep bread or peanut butter in the fridge. Who raised her??
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Blocking everyone who says Durban Curry
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@DatBishDotCom
@NotHill_
Oh no idc about the sex. It’s people directly converting currencies to say it’s little money and not consider the difference it would have in purchasing power in the other country. I was just talking about the qrts.
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Omggggg
No way I just seen uWaffles here in Midrand😳😳😳. Lemme see if I can sneak a picture
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@Tia_Magnificent
@Blackmillions_
Tyla’s honest reaction when twitter user Tia_Magnificent announces that she deleted water
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@THERICECOOKER73
Fell off harder than your weak ahh currency😭I’m a millionaire in your country, bro
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People have a lot to say yoh. She wore her fit, went out, went back home. It didn’t affect the stock market, it didn’t affect inflation. Why do y’all care so much about what strangers do?😭😭
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She’s not lying about the fact that GBV is men’s reaction to being useless but her blaming it on the woman is absurd.
Men will beat up their wives bc they they feel “under pressure ”, but making it the woman’s fault is dizzy.
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But why are you lot gaslighting religious people for finding this offensive? If according to their beliefs, this is blasphemous, why are y’all tryna convince them it’s not?
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