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@silylilgoose
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yap n tapper, pls ecxuse any typsos // ambigooseuous by design // ily'er of all things pretty( ,/, )funny :) all tweets 10,000% reflect my school & employer !!
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btw if ur new here hi my name is goose & yes that is my real name ( not really ) i am flightless so must run lots i like dancing, bar hopping, wine, & overall yappy vibes pls reach out !!! as all my moots r my frens :) ok thank u have good day
ykylm
xoxo
gossip goose
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@ChrisJSmith94
have chicks older than her that she respects & looks up to sit her down & explain that there is more to life than a future aspiring high school 3A coach
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rolled ankle may stop me from running but not walking from bar to bar along the river :)
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thinking of bringing the stachewings back idkidk
shirt has lasted since my junior year of highschool, absolutely absurd. a t'estiment to under armour & lululemon... anyways here is my photographic proof to my PT friend i am cross training now (laundry is in the washer & cannot, will not sleep)
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tough pill to swallow, but...
they should invent a 4000 calories pill with 200g protein so we didn’t have to eat anymore
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mrs. goose, too !!! :)
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thank god for women like this else i would be dating dudes
The gayer and less available he is to me, the more I want him
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friggen incels 🙄
An incel caught tweeting as his sexy lil date is left alone:
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flatland calvary is easy on the ears & heavy on the heart, those that are unexposed must tread lightly.
@FlatlandCavalry
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oh u married ur highschool sweetheart? how's having the exact same personality & style all these years later? u're just so happy, huh? omg the hometown got a new dining option?! u're right it IS scary in the city u could never live there haha how is ur precious little kayleigh?:)
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goose's mama & father surprise visit the goose here in fortworthtexas gonna have to rodeo up
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i refuse to hop on the trend & tweet about that little hippo im not some hippocritical sell out
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heard there's a bitch named curiosity going around killing cats count ur fckng days btch
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LEAVE CHAPPEL ALONE, PLEASE!
LEAVE CHAPPEL ROAN ALONE RIGHT NOW!
I MEAN IT.
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Zyn & vapes? do you not give a fuck what goes into your body? I will stick to my organic Copenhagen Wintergreen Long Cut & Marlboro reds, thank you very much.
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*looking at my own spotify library* gosh such nice taste in music u have
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i am goose :)
pls be nice to goose !
goose ur fren ?
this has been haikus by goose thank u for reading
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id get a tattoo but i have issues w/ commitment so i do not have a tattoo
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omg how sloppy was that messy ass bitch joe for them to name a sandwich after him?
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.. shark tale challenged impressively controversial topics given when it was released what with self acceptance with ones identity, honesty to yourself & others, friendships of other species/races, integrity, & making that one fish hot as fckk like ok k k underwater yet we thirty
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the english language is quite incredible when vocabmaxxed in such a manner
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had to delete tweets last night due to them being off brand ( heterosexual ) goose apologize sry
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mrs. goose & i were honkin' up a storm at the honky tonk (eyes closed bc if i am not looking at her what is there to even see why am i even looking at anything if it is not her)
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*claps hands mid date w/ long term gf* u know what im just gonna say it ur kinda cute
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ladies & gentledudes, mrs. goose:
Yes I did my makeup for the beach I am only but a girly girl nothing more nothing less
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same chick that slrpd & swllwd the absolute fckn soul out of u will turn right around & make an icky face @ u for spitting into the grass
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in another universe wall-e & i are frens we hang out over some bevs maybe go on runs ( rides ( ? ) ) together & just chill :) i yearn for that universe minus the pollution & stuff !
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babies:
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"What if i told you... Helen keller is not real" ahaha emma u riot
Abby, 22
The biggest risk I’ve taken…getting on these apps
What if I told you that…birds aren’t real
All I ask is that you…make me laugh
The key to my heart is…coffee
What I order for the table is…Tequila 🤪
*Sigh*…*sends like*
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pov: ur my gf & i just got home after i've had nothing but woodford reserve all night
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for someone who barely has a hundred followers on both insta & twit i sure am consumed by making content like damn girl aint nobody give a damn fck outta here w/ ur average of 3 likes per post lil bitchaccount boi
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@doxie_gay
could not be me i took one and went on to date her (it ended as well as it could given where it started)
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guyyyss stopp itt im not gayyy it's just a kiiink stop it guyyys
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soulja boy onlyfans edging content be like watch me crank it watch me whoaaa
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the past few months have been a fckn blurrrr ahahaa
i rly need to replace my glasses
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no population in the history of ever has been more marginalized than goose :(
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this is me & my sweet little julia elizabeth as soon as mrs goose leaves us alone for more than fifteen minutes
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trump is not fckng around guys he told his spray technician to up the orange he has an election to win omg
We have never been closer to WW3 than we are right now. I will solve the proxy war in Ukraine on day one! We must defeat the globalist tyrants trying to push us into never ending wars. If I do not win in November, it will be RIP Justice in America and around the world.
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good to know i am not the only one who did this
My 10 year old fatty self wants to eat these in one sitting and hide the wrappers under the bed so bad
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i want a pen pal i want a pal to pen things to does anyone want to be penpals does any exchange postage these days ! ! ? !
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twit dms are fun bc u can yap like u're on the playground in the 1st grade & it is perfectly normal like
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was saying my gf & i would "pillage" my frens' belongings & but pronounced it "pilgrimage" &
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nearly vincent van goose'd !!! had debris clip my ear flying down the highway on my motorbicycle am ok dont worry
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infamous? king? not feelin' so short rn BUT..
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me: "ok guys, smash or pass trump"
bullet: smash, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass
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currently oktoberfesting u guys might wanna mute me for the next several hours sry :|
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taking a bottle of this to the head & forgetting about u
This sounds like they made NyQuil that harms you
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just changed my work signature to this for an email to the owner as a joke
he responded with a phone call
did NOT find it funny
guess he never watched gossip girl
tough crowd, tough crowd
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