Thomas the THICC Engine
@sillysloth417
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RT @StefJamRecords: Such powerful Bugs Bunny energy here, too. Like, he's about to twist a gun barrel around and make Drake shoot himself l…
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RT @on_da_spectrum: Keep thinking about how, when Daft Punk worked with Kanye, he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made on…
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RT @kryzazzy: I’ve been teaching my cat this cool trick where I tell him not to do something and he just does it anyway without breaking ey…
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RT @MoMohler: They said not to eat 12 hours before surgery, but I had a few bloomin onions for breakfast as a little prank on my surgeon.
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RT @bitchvibrations: love when the MTA announcer is high as balls on the intercom. my man really just said "due to the rain, and due to the…
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RT @lavenderpain13: Me and the bouncer when I’m trying to make sure I look exactly like my ID
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RT @ALadyNamedKatie: I have decent problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine
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RT @Cactuscali1991: a hot coffee and a crispy hashbrown doesn't change anything but it can't hurt.
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RT @ruthyvbz: Ppl were going on social media telling the world they were doing everything but working while on the clock.
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RT @SkinMuffins: The worst part about doing laundry is having to eat the lint from the dryer trap.
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RT @naledimashishi: Sorry guys but I’m on Montoya’s side. The lap dance he got was inappropriate but not at all comparable to his girlfrien…
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RT @DomainDead: I could watch him be peeled like a potato and I wouldn’t feel a single shred of sympathy.
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RT @agraybee: I hate it when brutal autocrats do the exact thing I would do if I ran a country.
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RT @laserboat999: Barber ignored all my instructions and gave me the monk cut “Better learn how to chant buddy” he said and kicked me out…
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