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@shyandcoolkid

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@shyandcoolkid
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7 months
@LustSierra @Rider_100x Do me a favor and buy yourself a diary lol
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4 years
If you fuckin tonight, fuck for me too
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2 years
Summer walker really got on the new Kendrick Lamar album saying "it ain't real love if he ain't never eat my ass" 😂
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4 years
The zoo wanna charge $55 dollars a ticket?????!??? Bitch I better see Scar throw Mufasa off a cliff
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@shyandcoolkid
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3 years
Don't hmu if you not tryna be like this for Halloween 🎃
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Eat her pussy, don't lie & text back on time
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4 years
A relationship should be 50/50, she dresses up like a snack & I eat her like one
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@shyandcoolkid
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2 years
Cancel telling kids college is the only way to be successful
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4 years
If Michael Myers can chase the same bitch for 40 years then so can i 😌
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4 years
I may be stupid but at least I don’t miss my ex
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3 years
I find paying taxes to be very offensive let’s ban it
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Biden - 264 Trump - 214 Blink - 182 Sum - 41 Maroon - 5 U - 2 Souljia boy - Tellem
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Guess what I'm gonna be tonight?! Single af.....
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4 years
I wanna shove my tongue so far up ur pussy I touch ur heart
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Deleted everyone who doesn't eat ass so if youre still here. We know
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@shyandcoolkid
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3 years
i think i deserve like 7 girlfriends
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Since Rick and morty is getting cancelled can we do the Catholic Church next or are y’all gonna keep looking the other way on that one?
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Mfs be like “I forgot my glasses” how tf you forget you cant see
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
POLICE SAY "DON’T TEXT AND DRIVE" First Of All Yall Be On A Whole Ass Laptop🧐
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@shyandcoolkid
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2 years
If you're fuckin tonight then fuck for me too
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@shyandcoolkid
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3 years
Update: she's here!! 😁😁🎉
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3 years
My mom's in labor rn so my little sister should be here any time now
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4 years
I don't kiss ass baby I eat tf outta it
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Why are women so picky about who does their hair but not who gets them pregnant? 🤔
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@shyandcoolkid
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2 years
Sometimes you gotta blame yourself for what you went through because you knew better
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
A relationship should be 50/50, we both say stupid shit & get in trouble together 😌
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
The only pussy you destroyed was your mom's, stop acting gangsta bro
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@shyandcoolkid
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2 years
Absolutely
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Eat her ass if she voted 😌
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Yea you're cute but are you good for my mental health??
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
If a dog can be put to sleep for attacking children, so should Pedophiles
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Damn wtf type of fireworks y’all bought?! Mfs out here lighting grenades 😭😭😭😭
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4 years
3 minutes in the kidnapping van 🚚 Me: yo can we go pick up my cousin
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4 years
Stay single. Everybody out here lying.
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4 years
“Not all cops-” you’re right, Paw Patrol would never do this
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Middle school was so weird, mfs was eating hot cheetos and fighting at 7am 💀
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4 years
When you both have the same music taste
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4 years
"I date to marry" ur 17 stfu
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4 years
Mfs be 14 saying “I’m fighting demons” bro the dishes aint that bad
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
30 years of MTV that could be re ran but no... they gotta play ridiculousness 25/8
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
bitches be scared of spiders but whole time their eyelash look like a tarantula
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3 years
Lmao
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Bitches get tatted and pierced from head to toe but say anal is too painful 🤣🤣
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Girls will say "female privilege doesn't exist" & then pay their rent with pictures of their butthole
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Minimum wage is designed for minimum skill.. want a higher wage? Learn a higher skill 💯💯
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3 years
Don't shoot the messenger 🤭
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2 years
Sad to say but the world we grew up in no longer exists
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3 years
The internet remains undefeated 🤣
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4 years
If you want problems in your life date a white girl with a nose ring
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2 years
The more you fuck around the more you find out
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
If I start smiling at yo texts , I’m blocking you
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4 years
Why am I so horny all the time
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
Y’all cutting people off for a vote but get cheated on and stay w the person 🤣
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
U bitches drink like your dad Instead of cooking like your mom😠
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4 years
My problem is I want sex all the time
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
girls go to the bathroom together because it’s where they rap battle
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
I hate when females get mad and use music to talk shit, girl fuck you and Jhene Aiko
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4 years
Attention: if you have more than 2 baby daddies. Please do not vote. You will pick the wrong man again. I said what I said 🤣
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3 years
Me & who?
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4 years
The "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.
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2 years
Be careful who you vent to because vents go in other rooms
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4 years
Instead of slut shaming why don't we start shaming guys who don't eat pussy? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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4 years
I don't have a valentine again how ghetto
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
"sOmE stATes hAd morE voTEs tHaN rEGisTEred voTeRs" hey y'all had Russia last time, we got dead ppl this time. We even lol
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People believe anything they're told 🙄😂😂
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4 years
there’s sex without love and there’s love without sex then there’s us without both
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Me & who?
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2 years
She may be a handful but so is her butt 😏
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4 years
Yo did Jeffery Dahmer use seasoning?
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4 years
I See Why Michael Myers Killed His Whole Family Y’all Irritating As Fuck
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2 years
Nice kissable cheeks 😘
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4 years
Your mom should've swallowed your bitch ass
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Nobody: Your BM Stomach:
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4 years
Some of you fellas need to be men for Halloween cause you've been acting like bitches all year
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3 years
The world just keeps getting worse & nobody even cares
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4 years
At work with a boner call me a hard worker 👷‍♂️
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4 years
I used to be BIG on family until I saw how family do you
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4 years
Your eyebrows should NOT be the size of a KFC potato wedge
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4 years
wtf is an open relationship ??? Bitch I’ll kill u
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4 years
He wrong for this 😭😭💀
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4 years
I got ninety nine problems and fuck me here comes another one
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3 years
The Neverending story...
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Yk things are getting bad when even fake news CNN isn't denying it anymore
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4 years
If he won't give up on becoming president then I won't give up on being w the girl of my dreams 😌
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4 years
Showed my mom a meme she swiped right and saw me eating ass🤦‍♂️
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No who tf did this?! 😑
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4 years
I'm leaving Earth a negative review on Yelp, Very ghetto and dirty
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4 years
Stop forgiving your boyfriend, I want a chance too bitch damn...
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3 years
I'm sorry ms Jackson ooooooooo
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4 years
I forgave people I should've punched in the fucking face instead
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If you're tired of hearing about racism imagine how tired people are of experiencing it
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I hate being ignored that shit make me wanna kill you 😭
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I ain’t shit but neither are you so hmu
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I loveeeee a toxic ass girl 😩😏 yes babe come up to my job & fight me 😁
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2 years
EVERYONE IS PREGNANT! Jesus y'all need to use your mouth, butt or somethin 🤣
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4 years
Do drugs Eat ass Wear a mask
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Niggas be on drugs tryna fight everyone like calm tf down crackie chan
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3 years
I wanna eat her ass til my tongue falls out
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@shyandcoolkid
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How many more psyops are y'all going to keep falling for?
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@shyandcoolkid
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4 years
6IX9INE makes music for niggas who beat their meat to grand theft auto strippers 🤣
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Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
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